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The #1 Ass-hole 2026 Draft Picks

Draft PickSlotDetailAction
1st round pick1.14 #14Traded to
2nd round pick2.7 #23Obtained from
CheeseHead
2nd round pick2.14 #30
3rd round pick3.14 #46
4th round pick4.14 #62
5th round pick5.14 #78
6th round pick6.14 #94
7th round pick7.14 #110
8th round pick8.13 #125
9th round pick9.4 #131Unused
10th round pick10.3 #133Unused
11th round pick11.2 #134Unused
12th round pick12.1 #134Unused
13th round pick13.1 #134Unused
14th round pick14.1 #134Unused
15th round pick15.1 #134Unused
16th round pick16.1 #134Unused
17th round pick17.1 #134Unused
18th round pick18.1 #134Unused
19th round pick19.1 #134Unused
20th round pick20.1 #134Unused
21st round pick21.1 #134Unused
22nd round pick22.1 #134Unused
23rd round pick23.1 #134Unused
24th round pick24.1 #134Unused
25th round pick25.1 #134Unused
26th round pick26.1 #134Unused
27th round pick27.1 #134Unused
28th round pick28.1 #134Unused
29th round pick29.1 #134Unused
30th round pick30.1 #134Unused
31st round pick31.1 #134Unused
32nd round pick32.1 #134Unused
33rd round pick33.1 #134Unused
34th round pick34.1 #134Unused
35th round pick35.1 #134Unused

The #1 Ass-hole 2027 Draft Picks

1st round pick1.14 #14
2nd round pick2.14 #30
2nd round pick2.15 #31Obtained from
JohnnyDeepP..
3rd round pick3.14 #46
4th round pick4.14 #62
5th round pick5.14 #78Traded to
CheeseHead
6th round pick6.14 #94
7th round pick7.14 #110
8th round pick8.14 #126
9th round pick9.5 #133Unused
10th round pick10.2 #134Unused
11th round pick11.1 #134Unused
12th round pick12.1 #134Unused
13th round pick13.1 #134Unused
14th round pick14.1 #134Unused
15th round pick15.1 #134Unused
16th round pick16.1 #134Unused
17th round pick17.1 #134Unused
18th round pick18.1 #134Unused
19th round pick19.1 #134Unused
20th round pick20.1 #134Unused
21st round pick21.1 #134Unused
22nd round pick22.1 #134Unused
23rd round pick23.1 #134Unused
24th round pick24.1 #134Unused
25th round pick25.1 #134Unused
26th round pick26.1 #134Unused
27th round pick27.1 #134Unused
28th round pick28.1 #134Unused
29th round pick29.1 #134Unused
30th round pick30.1 #134Unused
31st round pick31.1 #134Unused
32nd round pick32.1 #134Unused
33rd round pick33.1 #134Unused
34th round pick34.1 #134Unused
35th round pick35.1 #134Unused

The #1 Ass-hole 2028 Draft Picks

1st round pick1.14 #14
2nd round pick2.14 #30
3rd round pick3.14 #46
4th round pick4.1 #49Obtained from
SLOTH
4th round pick4.14 #62
5th round pick5.14 #78
6th round pick6.14 #94Traded to
CheeseHead
7th round pick7.14 #110
8th round pick8.14 #126
9th round pick9.4 #132Unused
10th round pick10.3 #134Unused
11th round pick11.1 #134Unused
12th round pick12.1 #134Unused
13th round pick13.1 #134Unused
14th round pick14.1 #134Unused
15th round pick15.1 #134Unused
16th round pick16.1 #134Unused
17th round pick17.1 #134Unused
18th round pick18.1 #134Unused
19th round pick19.1 #134Unused
20th round pick20.1 #134Unused
21st round pick21.1 #134Unused
22nd round pick22.1 #134Unused
23rd round pick23.1 #134Unused
24th round pick24.1 #134Unused
25th round pick25.1 #134Unused
26th round pick26.1 #134Unused
27th round pick27.1 #134Unused
28th round pick28.1 #134Unused
29th round pick29.1 #134Unused
30th round pick30.1 #134Unused
31st round pick31.1 #134Unused
32nd round pick32.1 #134Unused
33rd round pick33.1 #134Unused
34th round pick34.1 #134Unused
35th round pick35.1 #134Unused