Fantasy Matchup: Thought this was porn... @ 3rd and Schlong · The Cardboard Swen 2.0 · NFL

Team	Coach Rating	1	2	3	4	Total
Week 3 2025 Tue 9/16-Mon 9/22
Thought this was porn... (7-7)	75%	49	26	0	24	99.42
3rd and Schlong (10-4)	86%	91	39	13	0	143.28
Final Division Game

Thought thi..							3rd and Sch..
Name	Opp	Stats	Total		Pos		Total	Stats	Opp	Name
L. Jackson QB BAL	DETL 30-38	288 Yd 3 TD	24.02		QB		2.78	172 Yd	@CARL 0-30	M. Penix QB ATL
C. Brown RB CIN	@MINL 10-48	3 Yd 4/5 Rec 17 Yd	3.5		RB		32.3	102 Yd 3/4 Rec 16 Yd 3 TD	@TENW 41-20	J. Taylor RB IND
A. Kamara RB NO	@SEAL 13-44	42 Yd 1/2 Rec 14 Yd	6.1		FLEX		13.4	5/6 Rec 49 Yd 1 TD	CINW 48-10	T. Hockenson TE MIN
T. Hill WR MIA	@BUFL 21-31	5/10 Rec 49 Yd 1 TD	13.4		WR		19.4	10/13 Rec 84 Yd 1 TD	@TBL 27-29	G. Wilson WR NYJ
D. Samuel WR WAS	LVW 41-24	18 Yd 2/3 Rec 11 Yd	7		WR		10.7	10/14 Rec 57 Yd	@SEAL 13-44	C. Olave WR NO
T. Kraft TE GB	@CLEL 10-13	3/4 Rec 29 Yd	4.4		TE		14.7	13/14 Rec 82 Yd	@CHIL 14-31	J. Ferguson TE DAL
W. Lutz K DEN	@LACL 20-23	2/2 FG 2/2 XP	8		K		11	3/3 FG 2/2 XP	DENW 23-20	C. Dicker K LAC
Seahawks D/ST SEA	NOW 44-13	1 TD 1 INT 2 Sack	12		D/ST		4	1 INT 1 FF	PITL 14-21	Patriots D/ST NE
J. Battle S CIN	@MINL 10-48	5 Solo	6		DB		13.5	6 Solo 1 INT	GBW 13-10	G. Delpit S CLE
E. Cooper LB GB	@CLEL 10-13	2 Solo	4		LB		3	2 Solo	DENW 23-20	D. Henley LB LAC
J. Greenard EDR MIN	CINW 48-10	2 Solo	4.5		FLEX		12.5	5 Solo 1 Sack	KCL 9-22	B. Burns EDR NYG
Q. Williams LB NYJ	@TBL 27-29	3 Solo 0.5 Sack	6.5		FLEX		6	4 Solo	@JACL 10-17	A. Al-Shaair LB HOU
Total			99.42				143.28			Total
Optimum			131.92				166.02			Optimum

Benched
M. Stafford QB LAR	@PHIL 26-33	196 Yd 2 TD	13.34		BN		13.82	173 Yd 2 TD	CINW 48-10	C. Wentz QB MIN
D. Montgomery RB DET	@BALW 38-30	151 Yd 1/1 Rec 13 Yd 2 TD	30.9		BN		—		CINW 48-10	A. Jones RB MIN
OUTA. Pierce WR IND	@TENW 41-20	4/5 Rec 67 Yd	8.7		BN		10	16 Yd 1/1 Rec 10 Yd 1 TD	@NEW 21-14	K. Gainwell RB PIT
J. Downs WR IND	@TENW 41-20	2/3 Rec 34 Yd	4.4		BN		—		ARIW 16-15	OUTJ. Jennings WR SF
T. Conklin TE LAC	DENW 23-20	0/2 Rec	0		BN		4.1	3/3 Rec 26 Yd	GBW 13-10	C. Tillman WR CLE
A. Borregales K NE	PITL 14-21	2/2 XP	2		BN		13	3/3 FG 3/3 XP	ATLW 30-0	R. Fitzgerald K CAR
Dolphins D/ST MIA	@BUFL 21-31	2 Sack	2		BN		2	2 Sack	DENW 23-20	Chargers D/ST LAC
J. McMillian CB DEN	@LACL 20-23	4 Solo	6.5		BN		10	3 Solo 1 INT	@JACL 10-17	J. Pitre S HOU
M. Fitzpatrick S MIA	@BUFL 21-31	4 Solo	4.5		BN		5	1 Solo 1 Sack	HOUW 17-10	T. Walker EDR JAC
Total			72.34				57.92			Total

Injured Reserve
					IR		—		@TBL 27-29	OUTJ. Fields QB NYJ
					IR		13.4	5/6 Rec 39 Yd 1 TD	@BUFL 21-31	J. Waddle WR MIA