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Week 2 2025 Tue 9/9-Mon 9/15

TeamCoach Rating1234Total
The worst auto draft Flea flicker has ever given a human being in t...
(9-5)
91%
41
8
0
39
87.75
Cervix Smashers
(8-6)
77%
22
39
8
14
82.65
Final Division Game
TeamGameTimeDescriptionScore
The worst a..		JAC@CIN1st14:55Brian Thomas 7 yard Passing Completion from Trevor Lawrence Dax Hill0.7-0
The worst a..		CHI@DET1st14:15Sam LaPorta 9 yard Passing Completion from Jared Goff Jaylon Johnson, T.J. Edwards1.6-0
The worst a..		JAC@CIN1st13:43Brian Thomas 18 yard Passing Completion from Trevor Lawrence Geno Stone3.4-0
Cervix Smas..		LAR@TEN1st9:58Puka Nacua 8 yard Passing Completion from Matthew Stafford Roger McCreary3.4-0.8
The worst a..		NE@MIA1st9:22De'Von Achane 7 yard Rushing Attempt Kyle Dugger4.1-0.8
The worst a..		NE@MIA1st8:57De'Von Achane -2 yard Rushing Attempt Marcus Jones3.9-0.8
Cervix Smas..		LAR@TEN1st8:48Puka Nacua 45 yard Rushing TD3.9-13.3
Cervix Smas..		LAR@TEN1st5:27Puka Nacua 10 yard Passing Completion from Matthew Stafford Jarvis Brownlee3.9-14.3
The worst a..		NE@MIA1st0:44De'Von Achane 9 yard Passing Completion from Tua Tagovailoa Kyle Dugger4.8-14.3
The worst a..		NE@MIA2nd15:00De'Von Achane 9 yard Rushing Attempt Jaylinn Hawkins5.7-14.3
The worst a..		NE@MIA2nd13:37De'Von Achane 4 yard Rushing Attempt Robert Spillane6.1-14.3
Cervix Smas..		LAR@TEN2nd10:22Puka Nacua 9 yard Passing Completion from Matthew Stafford Cody Barton6.1-15.2
Cervix Smas..		LAR@TEN2nd4:27Puka Nacua 4 yard Passing Completion from Matthew Stafford Jarvis Brownlee6.1-15.6
The worst a..		NE@MIA2nd1:44De'Von Achane 4 yard Rushing Attempt Milton Williams, Harold Landry6.5-15.6
The worst a..		CHI@DET2nd1:16Sam LaPorta 10 yard Passing Completion from Jared Goff Jaquan Brisker7.5-15.6
The worst a..		NE@MIA2nd1:06De'Von Achane 12 yard Passing Completion from Tua Tagovailoa Christian Elliss, Jaylinn Hawkins8.7-15.6
The worst a..		CHI@DET2nd0:47Sam LaPorta 7 yard Passing Completion from Jared Goff Nick McCloud9.4-15.6
The worst a..		NE@MIA2nd0:41De'Von Achane 29 yard Passing TD from Tua Tagovailoa18.3-15.6
The worst a..		NE@MIA3rd14:54De'Von Achane 7 yard Rushing Attempt Jaylinn Hawkins19-15.6
The worst a..		NE@MIA3rd13:20De'Von Achane 1 yard Rushing Attempt Anfernee Jennings19.1-15.6
The worst a..		NE@MIA3rd11:27De'Von Achane 7 yard Passing Completion from Tua Tagovailoa Marcus Jones19.8-15.6
Cervix Smas..		LAR@TEN3rd11:02Puka Nacua 1 yard Passing Completion from Matthew Stafford Xavier Woods19.8-15.7
The worst a..		NE@MIA3rd4:50De'Von Achane 4 yard Passing Completion from Tua Tagovailoa Carlton Davis20.2-15.7
Cervix Smas..		LAR@TEN3rd3:27Puka Nacua 24 yard Passing Completion from Matthew Stafford Xavier Woods20.2-18.1
Cervix Smas..		LAR@TEN3rd2:50Puka Nacua 22 yard Passing Completion from Matthew Stafford Roger McCreary20.2-20.3
Cervix Smas..		LAR@TEN4th14:24Puka Nacua 13 yard Passing Completion from Matthew Stafford Amani Hooker20.2-21.6
The worst a..		JAC@CIN4th14:22Brian Thomas 17 yard Passing Completion from Trevor Lawrence Geno Stone21.9-21.6
The worst a..		NE@MIA4th13:30De'Von Achane 2 yard Rushing Attempt Jaylinn Hawkins22.1-21.6
The worst a..		JAC@CIN4th7:59Brian Thomas 7 yard Passing Completion from Trevor Lawrence Dax Hill22.8-21.6
The worst a..		NE@MIA4th6:19De'Von Achane 13 yard Passing Completion from Tua Tagovailoa Harold Landry24.1-21.6
The worst a..		NE@MIA4th5:34De'Von Achane -2 yard Rushing Attempt Christian Barmore23.9-21.6
The worst a..		NE@MIA4th1:16De'Von Achane 18 yard Passing Completion from Tua Tagovailoa Craig Woodson25.7-21.6
Cervix Smas..		CAR@ARI1st14:55Chuba Hubbard 6 yard Passing Completion from Bryce Young Akeem Davis-Gaither25.7-22.2
Cervix Smas..		CAR@ARI1st14:23Chuba Hubbard -3 yard Rushing Attempt Baron Browning, Akeem Davis-Gaither25.7-21.9
Cervix Smas..		CAR@ARI1st13:20Chuba Hubbard 3 yard Rushing Attempt Mack Wilson25.7-22.2
Cervix Smas..		CAR@ARI1st11:55Chuba Hubbard 3 yard Passing Completion from Bryce Young PJ Mustipher25.7-22.5
Cervix Smas..		CAR@ARI2nd11:26Chuba Hubbard 2 yard Rushing Attempt Jordan Burch25.7-22.7
Cervix Smas..		CAR@ARI2nd10:16Chuba Hubbard 3 yard Rushing Attempt Darius Robinson25.7-23
Cervix Smas..		PHI@KC1st14:55Jalen Hurts Passing Completion from Jalen Hurts Fumble recovered by Grant Calcaterra Leo Chenal25.7-21.55
Cervix Smas..		PHI@KC1st13:16A.J. Brown 7 yard Passing Completion from Jalen Hurts Chamarri Conner25.7-21.9
Cervix Smas..		PHI@KC1st11:09DeVonta Smith 6 yard Passing Completion from Jalen Hurts Bryan Cook25.7-22.2
Cervix Smas..		CAR@ARI2nd1:47Chuba Hubbard 3 yard Rushing Attempt Josh Sweat25.7-22.5
Cervix Smas..		PHI@KC1st4:22DeVonta Smith 6 yard Passing Completion from Jalen Hurts Jaden Hicks25.7-22.8
Cervix Smas..		PHI@KC1st3:44Jalen Hurts 2 yard Rushing Attempt Jaylen Watson25.7-23
Cervix Smas..		PHI@KC1st2:31DeVonta Smith 13 yard Passing Completion from Jalen Hurts Bryan Cook25.7-23.65
Cervix Smas..		PHI@KC2nd15:00Travis Kelce 16 yard Passing Completion from Patrick Mahomes Cooper DeJean25.7-25.25
Cervix Smas..		CAR@ARI3rd7:18Chuba Hubbard 2 yard Rushing Attempt Calais Campbell, Mack Wilson25.7-25.45
The worst a..		PHI@KC2nd11:48Harrison Butker 56 yard Field Goal Made31.7-25.45
Cervix Smas..		PHI@KC2nd11:37Jahan Dotson 4 yard Passing Completion from Jalen Hurts Nick Bolton31.7-25.65
Cervix Smas..		CAR@ARI3rd6:36Chuba Hubbard 14 yard Rushing Attempt Jalen Thompson31.7-27.05
Cervix Smas..		PHI@KC2nd10:32Saquon Barkley 6 yard Passing Completion from Jalen Hurts Chamarri Conner31.7-27.35
Cervix Smas..		CAR@ARI3rd4:39Chuba Hubbard 5 yard Rushing Attempt Calais Campbell31.7-27.85
Cervix Smas..		PHI@KC2nd6:01Travis Kelce 18 yard Passing Completion from Patrick Mahomes Andrew Mukuba31.7-29.65
The worst a..		PHI@KC2nd2:44Harrison Butker XP32.7-29.65
Cervix Smas..		PHI@KC2nd2:10Jalen Hurts 11 yard Rushing Attempt Omarr Norman-Lott32.7-30.75
Cervix Smas..		PHI@KC2nd1:52A.J. Brown 7 yard Passing Completion from Jalen Hurts Nick Bolton32.7-31.1
Cervix Smas..		PHI@KC2nd1:22A.J. Brown 4 yard Passing Completion from Jalen Hurts Trent McDuffie32.7-31.3
Cervix Smas..		PHI@KC2nd0:50A.J. Brown 1 yard Passing Completion from Jalen Hurts Nohl Williams32.7-31.35
Cervix Smas..		PHI@KC2nd0:39A.J. Brown 8 yard Passing Completion from Jalen Hurts Jaylen Watson32.7-31.75
Cervix Smas..		PHI@KC3rd14:22Travis Kelce 4 yard Passing Completion from Patrick Mahomes Jihaad Campbell32.7-32.15
Cervix Smas..		CAR@ARI4th9:04Chuba Hubbard 6 yard Rushing Attempt Jalen Thompson32.7-32.75
Cervix Smas..		CAR@ARI4th8:39Chuba Hubbard 16 yard Passing Completion from Bryce Young Garrett Williams32.7-34.35
Cervix Smas..		CAR@ARI4th7:17Chuba Hubbard 9 yard Passing Completion from Bryce Young Mack Wilson32.7-35.25
Cervix Smas..		CAR@ARI4th5:12Chuba Hubbard 5 yard Passing TD from Bryce Young32.7-41.75
Cervix Smas..		CAR@ARI4th1:33Chuba Hubbard 3 yard Rushing Attempt Dadrion Taylor-Demerson32.7-42.05
Cervix Smas..		PHI@KC3rd4:23Travis Kelce 23 yard Passing Completion from Patrick Mahomes Cooper DeJean32.7-44.35
Cervix Smas..		PHI@KC4th12:01Kylen Granson 5 yard Passing Completion from Jalen Hurts Bryan Cook32.7-44.6
Cervix Smas..		PHI@KC4th10:42DeVonta Smith 28 yard Passing Completion from Jalen Hurts Trent McDuffie32.7-46
Cervix Smas..		PHI@KC4th7:53Jalen Hurts 1 yard Rushing TD32.7-52.1
Cervix Smas..		PHI@KC4th5:28Jalen Hurts 1 yard Rushing Attempt Derrick Nnadi32.7-52.2
Cervix Smas..		PHI@KC4th4:37Grant Calcaterra 6 yard Passing Completion from Jalen Hurts Drue Tranquill32.7-52.5
The worst a..		PHI@KC4th3:00Harrison Butker XP33.7-52.5
Cervix Smas..		PHI@KC4th2:00Jalen Hurts 2 yard Rushing Attempt Drue Tranquill33.7-52.7
Cervix Smas..		PHI@KC4th1:13Jalen Hurts -1 yard Rushing Attempt33.7-52.6
Cervix Smas..		PHI@KC4th0:38Jalen Hurts -1 yard Rushing Attempt33.7-52.5
Cervix Smas..		ATL@MIN1st1:28Justin Jefferson 9 yard Passing Completion from J.J. McCarthy33.7-53.4
Cervix Smas..		ATL@MIN2nd0:12Justin Jefferson 50 yard Passing Completion from J.J. McCarthy Jessie Bates33.7-58.4
Cervix Smas..		ATL@MIN4th3:10Justin Jefferson 22 yard Passing Completion from J.J. McCarthy Dee Alford33.7-60.6
The worst a..		TB@HOU1st11:58Nico Collins 29 yard Passing TD from C.J. Stroud42.6-60.6
The worst a..		TB@HOU1st11:07Mike Evans 8 yard Passing Completion from Baker Mayfield Derek Stingley43-61.4
The worst a..		TB@HOU1st10:22Cade Otton 12 yard Passing Completion from Baker Mayfield C.J. Gardner-Johnson43.6-61.4
The worst a..		TB@HOU1st9:10Sterling Shepard 15 yard Passing Completion from Baker Mayfield44.35-61.4
The worst a..		TB@HOU1st7:17Ryan Miller 20 yard Passing TD from Baker Mayfield49.35-61.4
The worst a..		TB@HOU1st3:19Mike Evans 6 yard Passing Completion from Baker Mayfield Derek Stingley49.65-62
The worst a..		TB@HOU1st1:59Emeka Egbuka 3 yard Passing Completion from Baker Mayfield Henry To'oTo'o49.8-62
The worst a..		TB@HOU1st0:15Bucky Irving 7 yard Passing Completion from Baker Mayfield Jalen Pitre, Henry To'oTo'o50.15-62
The worst a..		TB@HOU2nd14:22Bucky Irving 4 yard Passing Completion from Baker Mayfield Jaylin Smith50.35-62
The worst a..		TB@HOU2nd12:58Baker Mayfield 2 yard Rushing Attempt Will Anderson50.55-62
The worst a..		TB@HOU2nd11:19Emeka Egbuka 4 yard Passing Completion from Baker Mayfield Azeez Al-Shaair50.75-62
The worst a..		TB@HOU2nd9:48Emeka Egbuka 15 yard Passing TD from Baker Mayfield55.5-62
The worst a..		TB@HOU2nd5:56Rachaad White -1 yard Passing Completion from Baker Mayfield Sheldon Rankins, Henry To'oTo'o55.45-62
The worst a..		TB@HOU2nd3:27Emeka Egbuka 7 yard Passing Completion from Baker Mayfield Azeez Al-Shaair55.8-62
The worst a..		TB@HOU2nd0:30Mike Evans 9 yard Passing Completion from Baker Mayfield Henry To'oTo'o56.25-62.9
The worst a..		TB@HOU3rd13:41Sterling Shepard 5 yard Passing Completion from Baker Mayfield Jalen Pitre56.5-62.9
The worst a..		TB@HOU3rd13:19Sterling Shepard 7 yard Passing Completion from Baker Mayfield Calen Bullock56.85-62.9
The worst a..		TB@HOU3rd10:51Nico Collins 16 yard Passing Completion from C.J. Stroud Tykee Smith58.45-62.9
The worst a..		TB@HOU3rd4:05Mike Evans 22 yard Passing Completion from Baker Mayfield Derek Stingley59.55-65.1
The worst a..		TB@HOU4th12:47Nico Collins 7 yard Passing Completion from C.J. Stroud Jamel Dean60.25-65.1
The worst a..		TB@HOU4th9:25Baker Mayfield 16 yard Rushing Attempt Will Anderson61.85-65.1
The worst a..		TB@HOU4th7:45Sterling Shepard 7 yard Passing Completion from Baker Mayfield C.J. Gardner-Johnson62.2-65.1