Fantasy Matchup: boner boner boner pills 🤫 @ Shit Hawks Circling · The Paulso Memorial Football League

Team	Coach Rating	1	2	3	4	Total
Week 3 2025 Tue 9/16-Mon 9/22
boner boner boner pills 🤫 (9-5)	68%	97	32	0	5	134.49
Shit Hawks Circling (4-10)	95%	71	40	8	46	164.2
Final Division Game

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Name	Opp	Stats	Total	Pos	Total	Stats	Opp	Name
B. Mayfield QB TB	NYJW 29-27	233 Yd 1 TD	17.72	QB	23.02	213 Yd 3 TD	MIAW 31-21	J. Allen QB BUF
K. Murray QB ARI	@SFL 15-16	159 Yd 1 TD	14.06	QB	27.02	288 Yd 3 TD	DETL 30-38	L. Jackson QB BAL
T. Etienne RB JAC	HOUW 17-10	56 Yd 0/2 Rec 1 TD	11.6	RB	6.1	42 Yd 1/2 Rec 14 Yd	@SEAL 13-44	A. Kamara RB NO
C. Hubbard RB CAR	ATLW 30-0	73 Yd 2/3 Rec 3 Yd	8.6	RB	5.1	18 Yd 3/3 Rec 38 Yd	PITL 14-21	R. Stevenson RB NE
B. Hall RB NYJ	@TBL 27-29	21 Yd 4/6 Rec 31 Yd	7.2	FLEX	14.8	5/7 Rec 63 Yd 1 TD	DETL 30-38	R. Bateman WR BAL
OUTC. Lamb WR DAL	@CHIL 14-31		0	FLEX	3.1	1/4 Rec 26 Yd	KCL 9-22	W. Robinson WR NYG
Q. Johnston WR LAC	DENW 23-20	6/9 Rec 89 Yd	11.9	FLEX	3.1	2/4 Rec 21 Yd	@CLEL 10-13	D. Wicks WR GB
N. Collins WR HOU	@JACL 10-17	8/11 Rec 104 Yd 1 TD	21.4	WR	16	7/11 Rec 65 Yd 1 TD	DENW 23-20	K. Allen WR LAC
J. Williams WR DET	@BALW 38-30	2/3 Rec 43 Yd	5.3	WR	15.1	3/8 Rec 56 Yd 1 TD	@PHIL 26-33	D. Adams WR LAR
P. Freiermuth TE PIT	@NEW 21-14	1/3 Rec 6 Yd	1.1	TE	4.6	4/7 Rec 26 Yd	@NYGW 22-9	T. Kelce TE KC
C. Boswell K PIT	@NEW 21-14	3/3 XP	3	K	12	3/3 FG 2/2 XP	DENW 23-20	C. Dicker K LAC
T. Townsend P HOU	@JACL 10-17	6 Att 2 IN20 43.5 AVG	10.61	P	9.26	5 Att 2 IN20 44 AVG	CINW 48-10	R. Wright P MIN
A. Taylor CB NO	@SEAL 13-44	2 Solo	3	CB	2	4 Solo	@CLEL 10-13	K. Nixon CB GB
A. Hooker S TEN	INDL 20-41	5 Solo	6.5	S	4.5	5 Solo	@BALW 38-30	B. Branch S DET
M. Parsons EDR GB	@CLEL 10-13	2 Solo	3	EDR	13	2 Solo 2 Sack	@NEW 21-14	T. Watt EDR PIT
L. Williams IL SEA	NOW 44-13	2 Solo 0.5 Sack	3.5	IL	2		@LACL 20-23	Z. Allen IL DEN
Q. Walker LB GB	@CLEL 10-13	6 Solo	6	LB	3.5	3 Solo	NOW 44-13	E. Jones LB SEA
Total			134.49		164.2			Total
Optimum			195.15		171.9			Optimum

Benched
Z. Wilson QB MIA	@BUFL 21-31		—	BN	15.32	173 Yd 2 TD	CINW 48-10	C. Wentz QB MIN
OUTB. Purdy QB SF	ARIW 16-15		—	BN	2.2	22 Yd	ARIW 16-15	B. Robinson RB SF
W. Howard QB PIT	@NEW 21-14		—	BN	3	4/4 Rec 10 Yd	GBW 13-10	J. Ford RB CLE
T. Pollard RB TEN	INDL 20-41	45 Yd 2/4 Rec 14 Yd 1 TD	12.9	BN	3.9	39 Yd	LVW 41-24	C. Rodriguez RB WAS
R. Dowdle RB CAR	ATLW 30-0	30 Yd 1/1 Rec 8 Yd 1 TD	10.3	BN	—		DETL 30-38	K. Mitchell RB BAL
M. Carter RB ARI	@SFL 15-16		—	BN	5.7	4/4 Rec 37 Yd	INDL 20-41	T. Lockett WR LV
K. Johnson RB PIT	@NEW 21-14		—	BN	3.8	3/3 Rec 23 Yd	PITL 14-21	S. Diggs WR NE
D. Smith WR PHI	LARW 33-26	8/9 Rec 60 Yd 1 TD	16	BN	—		NYJW 29-27	OUTC. Godwin WR TB
J. Dotson WR PHI	LARW 33-26	1/3 Rec 7 Yd	1.2	BN	—		ARIW 16-15	OUTJ. Jennings WR SF
J. Smith-Njigba WR SEA	NOW 44-13	5/6 Rec 96 Yd 1 TD	18.1	BN	1.7	2/5 Rec 7 Yd	PITL 14-21	D. Douglas WR NE
C. Dike WR TEN	INDL 20-41	3 Yd 3/4 Rec 2 Yd	2	BN	—		@NEW 21-14	R. Wilson WR PIT
E. Ayomanor WR TEN	INDL 20-41	4/5 Rec 38 Yd 1 TD	11.8	BN	6.5	5/7 Rec 40 Yd	GBW 13-10	D. Njoku TE CLE
D. Schultz TE HOU	@JACL 10-17	5/6 Rec 39 Yd	6.4	BN
Total			127.92		54.42			Total

Injured Reserve
B. Aiyuk WR SF	ARIW 16-15		—	IR	—		@JACL 10-17	J. Mixon RB HOU
R. Moore WR MIN	CINW 48-10		—	IR	—		CINW 48-10	A. Jones RB MIN
T. Dell WR HOU	@JACL 10-17		—	IR	—		LVW 41-24	A. Ekeler RB WAS

Taxi Squad
D. Maye QB NE	PITL 14-21	268 Yd 2 TD	22.22	TAXI	—		@SEAL 13-44	OUTD. Neal RB NO
J. Milroe QB SEA	NOW 44-13		0.3	TAXI	1.3	13 Yd 0/1 Rec	@NYGW 22-9	B. Smith RB KC
C. Skattebo RB NYG	KCL 9-22	60 Yd 6/8 Rec 61 Yd 1 TD	21.1	TAXI	6.3	1/2 Rec -2 Yd 1 TD	LVW 41-24	J. Lane WR WAS
D. Martinez RB GB	@CLEL 10-13		—	TAXI	—		DENW 23-20	OUTK. Lambert-Smith WR LAC
D. Walker WR BAL	DETL 30-38	1/1 Rec 34 Yd	3.9	TAXI	2.6	2/4 Rec 16 Yd	GBW 13-10	I. Bond WR CLE
J. Thrash WR CLE	GBW 13-10	2/3 Rec 7 Yd	1.7	TAXI	2.1	2/2 Rec 11 Yd	ATLW 30-0	J. Sanders TE CAR
				TAXI	—		@PHIL 26-33	OUTT. Ferguson TE LAR
Total			127.92		54.42			Total

Week 3 2025 Tue 9/16-Mon 9/22

Benched

Injured Reserve

Taxi Squad