Guilty Simpson

gets

• Tyjae Spears

  RB TEN (10)
  (rank: 50-201)
• Parker Washington

  WR JAC (8)
  (rank: 20-80)
• 2027 2nd round pick 2.12 ^#24 (GingerBeard)

gets

• Davante Adams

  WR LAR (8)
  (rank: 8-50-WR16)
• 2027 3rd round pick 3.11 ^#35 (Guilty Simp..)

gets

• 2027 4th round pick 4.8 ^#44 (Good Hair a..)

Good Hair and Escorts

gets

• QTyrod Taylor

  QB NYJ (9)
  (rank: 42-344)

The Janitor

gets

• Travis Kelce

  TE KC (10)
  (rank: 3-49)

gets

• 2026 2nd round pick 2.5 ^#17 (The Janitor)
• 2026 3rd round pick 3.5 ^#29 (The Janitor)

Guilty Simpson

gets

• Jaylen Warren

  RB PIT (5)
  (rank: 18-48-RB24)

gets

• Brashard Smith

  RB KC (10)
  (rank: 62-333)
• 2027 2nd round pick 2.11 ^#23 (Guilty Simp..)

Dr Gonzo

gets

• Kyren Williams

  RB LAR (8)
  (rank: 9-26-RB16)

gets

• 2027 1st round pick 1.10 ^#10 (Dr Gonzo)