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Week 8 2025 Tue 10/21-Mon 10/27

TeamCoach Rating1234Total
No Mahomo
(5-8)
69%
123
18
5
26
171.73
Horse Cock Sucks Horse Cock
(9-4)
85%
109
31
18
7
165.2
Final Non-Division Game
TeamGameTimeDescriptionScore
No Mahomo		MIN@LAC2nd4:17Carson Wentz Incomplete Pass to Adam Thielen Tarheeb Still2-0
No Mahomo		NYG@PHI1st15:00Jalen Hurts Incomplete Pass to DeVonta Smith Tyler Nubin2-2
Horse Cock ..		CLE@NE1st13:40Drake Maye 16 yard Rushing Attempt Rayshawn Jenkins2-3.6
Horse Cock ..		CHI@BAL1st13:15D'Andre Swift 3 yard Rushing Attempt Roquan Smith2-3.9
Horse Cock ..		NYJ@CIN1st13:06Ja'Marr Chase 9 yard Passing Completion from Joe Flacco Jarvis Brownlee2-5.5
Horse Cock ..		CHI@BAL1st12:37D'Andre Swift 10 yard Rushing Attempt Alohi Gilman2-6.5
Horse Cock ..		CLE@NE1st12:17Drake Maye 3 yard Rushing Attempt Carson Schwesinger2-6.8
No Mahomo		MIA@ATL1st12:04Kyle Pitts 5 yard Passing Completion from Kirk Cousins Jack Jones3.33-6.8
Horse Cock ..		CHI@BAL1st11:20D'Andre Swift 7 yard Rushing Attempt Roquan Smith3.33-7.5
Horse Cock ..		CLE@NE1st10:54Rhamondre Stevenson 15 yard Passing Completion from Drake Maye Grant Delpit3.33-8.25
No Mahomo		NYJ@CIN1st10:08Breece Hall 1 yard Rushing Attempt Cam Taylor-Britt3.43-8.25
Horse Cock ..		CHI@BAL1st8:59D'Andre Swift 3 yard Rushing Attempt Kyle Hamilton3.43-8.55
No Mahomo		NYJ@CIN1st8:22Breece Hall -2 yard Rushing Attempt Barrett Carter3.23-8.55
Horse Cock ..		NYJ@CIN1st7:39Ja'Marr Chase 6 yard Passing Completion from Joe Flacco Brandon Stephens3.23-9.95
No Mahomo		NYJ@CIN1st5:30Breece Hall 11 yard Passing Completion from Justin Fields Demetrius Knight4.96-9.95
No Mahomo		NYJ@CIN1st4:56Breece Hall -1 yard Rushing Attempt DJ Turner4.86-9.95
No Mahomo		MIA@ATL1st2:27Kyle Pitts 24 yard Passing Completion from Kirk Cousins Minkah Fitzpatrick7.46-9.95
No Mahomo		MIA@ATL1st1:44Kyle Pitts 6 yard Passing Completion from Kirk Cousins Jack Jones8.86-9.95
Horse Cock ..		CLE@NE1st0:53Kayshon Boutte 15 yard Passing Completion from Drake Maye8.86-10.7
No Mahomo		NYJ@CIN1st0:36Breece Hall 3 yard Rushing Attempt Jordan Battle9.16-10.7
Horse Cock ..		CLE@NE1st0:17Austin Hooper 7 yard Passing Completion from Drake Maye Isaiah McGuire9.16-11.05
Horse Cock ..		CLE@NE2nd15:00Mack Hollins 3 yard Passing Completion from Drake Maye9.16-11.2
No Mahomo		NYG@PHI2nd15:00DeVonta Smith 26 yard Passing Completion from Jalen Hurts Cor'Dale Flott11.89-11.2
No Mahomo		NYJ@CIN2nd14:20Breece Hall 3 yard Passing Completion from Justin Fields Demetrius Knight13.09-11.2
No Mahomo		NYJ@CIN2nd13:40Breece Hall 4 yard Rushing Attempt Jordan Battle13.49-11.2
Horse Cock ..		CLE@NE2nd13:12Drake Maye Pass to Stefon Diggs Interception by Carson Schwesinger Stefon Diggs13.49-7.2
No Mahomo		NYJ@CIN2nd12:17Nick Folk 46 yard Field Goal Made16.49-7.2
Horse Cock ..		NYJ@CIN2nd12:04Ja'Marr Chase 17 yard Passing Completion from Joe Flacco Azareye'h Thomas16.49-9.33
No Mahomo		NYG@PHI2nd11:32Tyrone Tracy 1 yard Rushing Attempt Nakobe Dean16.59-9.33
Horse Cock ..		NYJ@CIN2nd11:28Ja'Marr Chase 8 yard Passing Completion from Joe Flacco Brandon Stephens16.59-10.86
Horse Cock ..		CLE@NE2nd11:14Austin Hooper 31 yard Passing Completion from Drake Maye Denzel Ward16.59-12.41
No Mahomo		NYJ@CIN2nd10:37Breece Hall 10 yard Rushing Attempt Jordan Battle17.59-12.41
Horse Cock ..		CLE@NE2nd10:31Mack Hollins 21 yard Passing Completion from Drake Maye Grant Delpit17.59-13.46
No Mahomo		NYG@PHI2nd10:13Tyrone Tracy 9 yard Passing Completion from Jaxson Dart Zack Baun19.19-13.46
No Mahomo		NYG@PHI2nd9:42Tyrone Tracy 3 yard Rushing Attempt Moro Ojomo19.49-13.46
No Mahomo		NYJ@CIN2nd9:26Breece Hall 5 yard Rushing Attempt Logan Wilson19.99-13.46
Horse Cock ..		CLE@NE2nd9:08Mack Hollins 6 yard Passing Completion from Drake Maye Myles Harden19.99-13.76
No Mahomo		NYG@PHI2nd9:05Tyrone Tracy 6 yard Rushing Attempt Zack Baun20.59-13.76
Horse Cock ..		CHI@BAL2nd7:31D'Andre Swift 1 yard Passing Completion from Caleb Williams Roquan Smith20.59-14.83
No Mahomo		NYG@PHI2nd6:13Tyrone Tracy 6 yard Rushing Attempt Nakobe Dean21.19-14.83
No Mahomo		NYJ@CIN2nd6:06Breece Hall 1 yard Rushing Attempt Jordan Battle21.29-14.83
No Mahomo		NYG@PHI2nd5:44Tyrone Tracy 6 yard Rushing Attempt Reed Blankenship21.89-14.83
No Mahomo		NYJ@CIN2nd5:18Nick Folk XP22.89-14.83
Horse Cock ..		NYJ@CIN2nd5:18Ja'Marr Chase 7 yard Passing Completion from Joe Flacco Azareye'h Thomas22.89-16.3
Horse Cock ..		NYJ@CIN2nd4:44Ja'Marr Chase 6 yard Passing Completion from Joe Flacco Jarvis Brownlee22.89-17.7
Horse Cock ..		CLE@NE2nd2:00Stefon Diggs 5 yard Passing Completion from Drake Maye Tyson Campbell22.89-17.95
Horse Cock ..		NYJ@CIN2nd2:00Ja'Marr Chase 7 yard Passing Completion from Joe Flacco Andre Cisco22.89-19.42
No Mahomo		NYG@PHI2nd1:37DeVonta Smith 11 yard Passing Completion from Jalen Hurts Darius Muasau24.62-19.42
Horse Cock ..		NYJ@CIN2nd1:28Ja'Marr Chase 1 yard Passing Completion from Joe Flacco Jarvis Brownlee24.62-20.49
Horse Cock ..		CLE@NE2nd1:16DeMario Douglas 44 yard Passing Completion from Drake Maye Grant Delpit24.62-22.69
No Mahomo		NYG@PHI2nd1:10DeVonta Smith 12 yard Passing Completion from Jalen Hurts Bobby Okereke26.42-22.69
Horse Cock ..		CLE@NE2nd1:00Drake Maye -8 yard Sack Myles Garrett Fumble recovered by Jared Wilson Myles Garrett26.42-20.76
No Mahomo		SF@HOU2nd0:51Kendrick Bourne 18 yard Passing Completion from Mac Jones Calen Bullock28.62-20.76
Horse Cock ..		CLE@NE2nd0:29Kayshon Boutte 21 yard Passing Completion from Drake Maye Rayshawn Jenkins28.62-21.81
Horse Cock ..		BUF@CAR2nd0:16-10 yard Sack Greg Rousseau28.62-24.81
Horse Cock ..		NYJ@CIN2nd0:08Justin Fields Incomplete Pass to Mason Taylor Jordan Battle28.62-26.81
No Mahomo		NYJ@CIN2nd0:04Nick Folk 25 yard Field Goal Made31.62-26.81
No Mahomo		NYJ@CIN3rd14:53Breece Hall 3 yard Rushing Attempt Demetrius Knight31.92-26.81
Horse Cock ..		SF@HOU3rd13:50Mac Jones Incomplete Pass to George Kittle Will Anderson31.92-28.81
Horse Cock ..		CLE@NE3rd13:13Drake Maye 6 yard Rushing Attempt Myles Garrett31.92-29.41
No Mahomo		NYG@PHI3rd12:34DeVonta Smith 15 yard Passing Completion from Jalen Hurts Dane Belton33.92-29.41
Horse Cock ..		NYJ@CIN3rd11:46Ja'Marr Chase Passing Completion from Joe Flacco Jarvis Brownlee33.92-30.41
No Mahomo		NYG@PHI3rd11:17DeVonta Smith 11 yard Passing Completion from Jalen Hurts35.65-30.41
Horse Cock ..		CLE@NE3rd11:12Mack Hollins 19 yard Passing Completion from Drake Maye Devin Bush35.65-31.36
No Mahomo		NYJ@CIN3rd10:43Breece Hall 9 yard Rushing Attempt Demetrius Knight36.55-31.36
Horse Cock ..		CLE@NE3rd9:15Hunter Henry 7 yard Passing TD from Drake Maye36.55-37.71
No Mahomo		NYJ@CIN3rd8:07Breece Hall 9 yard Rushing Attempt Geno Stone37.45-37.71
No Mahomo		NYG@PHI3rd7:53DeVonta Smith 9 yard Passing Completion from Jalen Hurts Raheem Layne39.05-37.71
Horse Cock ..		CLE@NE3rd7:10Stefon Diggs 8 yard Passing Completion from Drake Maye Tyson Campbell39.05-38.11
No Mahomo		NYJ@CIN3rd7:06Breece Hall 3 yard Rushing Attempt B.J. Hill39.35-38.11
No Mahomo		NYG@PHI3rd6:56Tyrone Tracy 4 yard Rushing Attempt Jalyx Hunt39.75-38.11
Horse Cock ..		CLE@NE3rd6:45Stefon Diggs 1 yard Passing TD from Drake Maye39.75-44.16
No Mahomo		NYG@PHI3rd6:24Tyrone Tracy 6 yard Rushing Attempt Jalyx Hunt40.35-44.16
No Mahomo		NYJ@CIN3rd6:15Nick Folk 24 yard Field Goal Made43.35-44.16
No Mahomo		NYG@PHI3rd5:48Tyrone Tracy 2 yard Rushing Attempt Jordan Davis43.55-44.16
No Mahomo		MIA@ATL3rd4:09Kyle Pitts 5 yard Passing Completion from Kirk Cousins Jordyn Brooks44.88-44.16
Horse Cock ..		CLE@NE3rd3:42Mack Hollins 8 yard Passing Completion from Drake Maye Dom Jones44.88-44.56
Horse Cock ..		CHI@BAL3rd3:27D'Andre Swift 5 yard Rushing Attempt John Jenkins44.88-45.06
No Mahomo		MIA@ATL3rd3:19Kyle Pitts 6 yard Passing Completion from Kirk Cousins Jordyn Brooks46.28-45.06
Horse Cock ..		CHI@BAL3rd2:45D'Andre Swift 13 yard Rushing Attempt Nate Wiggins46.28-46.36
Horse Cock ..		CLE@NE3rd1:45Drake Maye 28 yard Rushing Attempt Dom Jones46.28-49.16
Horse Cock ..		CHI@BAL3rd1:33D'Andre Swift 1 yard Rushing Attempt Kyle Van Noy46.28-49.26
No Mahomo		NYJ@CIN3rd1:03Breece Hall 35 yard Rushing Attempt DJ Turner49.78-49.26
Horse Cock ..		CLE@NE3rd0:59Kayshon Boutte 39 yard Passing TD from Drake Maye49.78-57.21
Horse Cock ..		CHI@BAL3rd0:20D'Andre Swift -2 yard Rushing Attempt Kyle Van Noy49.78-57.01
No Mahomo		NYJ@CIN4th15:00Breece Hall 7 yard Rushing Attempt Myles Murphy50.48-57.01
No Mahomo		NYJ@CIN4th14:21Breece Hall 5 yard Rushing TD56.98-57.01
Horse Cock ..		CHI@BAL4th14:13D'Andre Swift 25 yard Passing Completion from Caleb Williams Marlon Humphrey56.98-59.68
Horse Cock ..		CHI@BAL4th13:48D'Andre Swift 4 yard Rushing Attempt Nate Wiggins56.98-60.08
No Mahomo		MIA@ATL4th13:22Kyle Pitts 5 yard Passing Completion from Kirk Cousins Rasul Douglas58.31-60.08
Horse Cock ..		CHI@BAL4th13:10D'Andre Swift -1 yard Rushing Attempt Jake Hummel, Kyle Hamilton58.31-59.98
Horse Cock ..		NYJ@CIN4th12:58Ja'Marr Chase 7 yard Passing Completion from Joe Flacco Jermaine Johnson58.31-61.45
Horse Cock ..		CHI@BAL4th12:26D'Andre Swift 2 yard Rushing TD58.31-67.65
Horse Cock ..		NYJ@CIN4th12:23Ja'Marr Chase 16 yard Passing Completion from Joe Flacco Jamien Sherwood58.31-69.72
No Mahomo		MIA@ATL4th11:33Kyle Pitts 1 yard Passing Completion from Kirk Cousins Minkah Fitzpatrick59.38-69.72
No Mahomo		MIA@ATL4th11:05Kyle Pitts 2 yard Passing Completion from Kirk Cousins Ifeatu Melifonwu60.51-69.72
Horse Cock ..		CLE@NE4th8:45Mack Hollins 13 yard Passing Completion from Drake Maye Denzel Ward60.51-70.37
No Mahomo		NYJ@CIN4th8:01Breece Hall 27 yard Rushing TD69.21-70.37
Horse Cock ..		NYJ@CIN4th7:41-6 yard Sack Will McDonald69.21-73.37
No Mahomo		MIA@ATL4th6:32Kyle Pitts 5 yard Passing Completion from Kirk Cousins Willie Gay70.54-73.37