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The draft order for future seasons will change according to a team's rank.

Aim for the bushes 2026 Draft Picks

Draft PickSlotDetailAction
1st round pick1.4 #4
2nd round pick2.4 #16
3rd round pick3.4 #28
4th round pick4.4 #40
5th round pick5.4 #52
6th round pick6.4 #64
7th round pick7.4 #75
8th round pick8.4 #85Unused
9th round pick9.4 #92Unused
10th round pick10.3 #95Unused
11th round pick11.3 #98Unused
12th round pick12.2 #100Unused
13th round pick13.2 #101Unused
14th round pick14.2 #102Unused
15th round pick15.1 #102Obtained from
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Unused
15th round pick15.1 #102Unused

Aim for the bushes 2027 Draft Picks

1st round pick1.4 #4
2nd round pick2.4 #16
3rd round pick3.4 #28
4th round pick4.4 #40
5th round pick5.4 #52
6th round pick6.4 #64
7th round pick7.4 #76
8th round pick8.4 #87Unused
9th round pick9.3 #92Unused
10th round pick10.3 #95Unused
11th round pick11.3 #98Unused
12th round pick12.3 #101Unused
13th round pick13.2 #102Unused
14th round pick14.2 #103Unused
15th round pick15.2 #104Unused

Aim for the bushes 2028 Draft Picks

1st round pick1.4 #4
2nd round pick2.4 #16
3rd round pick3.4 #28
4th round pick4.4 #40
5th round pick5.4 #52
6th round pick6.4 #64
7th round pick7.4 #76
8th round pick8.4 #88Unused
9th round pick9.3 #93Unused
10th round pick10.3 #96Unused
11th round pick11.3 #99Unused
12th round pick12.3 #102Unused
13th round pick13.2 #103Unused
14th round pick14.2 #104Unused
15th round pick15.1 #104Unused