Kamala’s Woke Warriors and Cum Soaked Whores and Bad Bukkake Bitches | |||||||||||||
| Player | Super Bowl | Rank | Fantasy | Availability | |||||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Name | Opp | FPts | 2025 | Last 1 | Last 3 | Last 5 | Season | Status | |||||
QB PHI (9) | — | 10 | 10↓ | 19.3 | 16.46 | 21.1 338.3 Total | Locked | QB | |||||
RB DET (8) | — | 4 | 20.3 | 17.17 | 19.66 | 22.9 389.9 Total | Locked | RB | |||||
RB LV (8) | — | 13 | 12.4 | 19.17 | 14.3 | 14.9 253.1 Total | Locked | RB | |||||
RB TEN (10) | — | 22 | 9.5 | 12.07 | 19.1 | 12.2 206.8 Total | Locked | RB/WR/TE | |||||
WR HOU (6) | — | 10 | 8.7↓ | 14.03 | 15.94 | 15.1 226.2 Total | Locked | WR | |||||
WR CAR (14) | — | 21 | 10.5 | 10.77 | 9.62 | 12.6 214.4 Total | Locked | WR | |||||
WR JAC (8) | — | 38 | 9.4 | 8.63 | 10.56 | 11 176.3 Total | Locked | WR | |||||
WR NE (14) | — | 22 | 7.3↓ | 17.4 | 12.68 | 12.5 212.3 Total | Locked | RB/WR/TE | |||||
TE ARI (8) | — | 1 | 13.5↓ | 14.6 | 18.4 | 18.6 315.9 Total | Locked | TE | |||||
K GB (5) | — | 25 | 3↓ | 6.33 | 8.8 | 9.3 130 Total | Locked | K | |||||
D/ST TB (9) | — | 18 | 10 | 6.33 | 6.2 | 8.9 151 Total | Locked | D/ST | |||||
S TB (9) | — | 18 | 4↓ | 3.17↓ | 5.3 | 6.9 118 Total | Locked | DB | |||||
IL WAS (12) | — | 22 | 11.5↑ | 7.5 | 5.6 | 5.9 82.5 Total | Locked | DB/EDR/IL/LB | |||||
LB SEA (8) | — | 15 | 3.5↓ | 5.5↓ | 6.4↓ | 10.2 153 Total | Locked | LB | |||||
EDR ATL (5) | — | 91 | 0.5↓ | 3.5 | 2.2 | 3.5 45.5 Total | Locked | EDR/IL | |||||
Benched | |||||||||||||
QB MIA (12) | — | 25 | 18.75↑ | 12.12 | 11.49 | 14 196.3 Total | Locked | BN | |||||
QB NO (11) | — | 26 | 24.35↑ | 26.27↑ | 24.46↑ | 17.4 191.8 Total | Locked | BN | |||||
QB CLE (9) | — | 37 | 6.15↓ | 10.07 | 15.51 | 12.9 103.4 Total | Locked | BN | |||||
RB ATL (5) | — | 44 | 2.9↓ | 4.5 | 4.8 | 7.4 126.5 Total | Locked | BN | |||||
WR ATL (5) | — | 24 | 17.8 | 8.3 | 13.64 | 17.2 206.9 Total | Locked | BN | |||||
WR NE (14) | — | 57 | 4.4↓ | 4↓ | 5.8 | 8.9 125.1 Total | Locked | BN | |||||
WR SF (14) | — | 68 | 0↓ | 6.6 | 6.02 | 6.3 106.37 Total | Locked | BN | |||||
OUTPat Bryant WR DEN (12) | — | 98 | 7.1 | 8.17↑ | 8.98↑ | 6 78.3 Total | Locked | BN | |||||
WR FA | — | 145 | 7.3↑ | 6.53↑ | 4.54 | 2.8 39.6 Total | Locked | BN | |||||
TE MIA (12) | — | 33 | 1↓ | 11.2 | 8.6 | 9.9 88.7 Total | Locked | BN | |||||
TE GB (5) | — | 54 | 6.8↑ | 6.73↑ | 5.04 | 3.7 48.2 Total | Locked | BN | |||||
D/ST KC (10) | — | 25 | 14↑ | 7.67 | 8.2 | 7.8 133 Total | Locked | BN | |||||
S MIN (6) | — | 47 | 5.5 | 5 | 5.9 | 6.5 91 Total | Locked | BN | |||||
S PIT (5) | — | 136 | 0↓ | 0.83↓ | 1.3 | 2.1 14.5 Total | Locked | BN | |||||
EDR JAC (8) | — | 55 | 4 | 8.17 | 7 | 5 70 Total | Locked | BN | |||||
IL IND (11) | — | 25 | 4.5↓ | 6.5 | 8.5 | 7.9 79.5 Total | Locked | BN | |||||
LB CLE (9) | — | 9 | 6↓ | 10.83 | 10.7 | 10.2 163.5 Total | Locked | BN | |||||
LB PIT (5) | — | 34 | 1↓ | 4↓ | 6.3 | 7.2 122.5 Total | Locked | BN | |||||
LB NYJ (9) | — | 39 | 5↓ | 6.33↓ | 7.2 | 8.9 115.5 Total | Locked | BN | |||||
LB HOU (6) | — | 83 | 3.5 | 4 | 4 | 3.6 53.5 Total | Locked | BN | |||||
