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| Player | Week Conference | Rank | Fantasy | Availability | ||||||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Name | Opp | Proj | Actual | 2025 | Last 1 | Last 3 | Last 5 | Season | Status | |||||
QB PHI (9) | — | — | 9 | 10.9↓ | 21.07 | 15.78 | 21.4 343.06 Total | Locked | QB | |||||
RB NE (14) | 7.73 | 0.5 | 21 | 17.3↑ | 9.23 | 13.88 | 12.1 206.2 Total | Locked | RB | |||||
RB DET (8) | — | — | 27 | 6.5↓ | 4.63↓ | 7.48 | 9.9 168.92 Total | Locked | RB | |||||
WR DET (8) | — | — | 12 | 13.4 | 10.37 | 14.96 | 12.9 219.9 Total | Locked | WR | |||||
WR PHI (9) | — | — | 20 | 8.2↓ | 9.63 | 8.72 | 11.9 201.8 Total | Locked | WR | |||||
WR DEN (12) | — | — | 31 | 0↓ | 5.43 | 8.24 | 10.4 177.1 Total | Locked | QB/RB/WR/TE | |||||
WR TEN (10) | — | — | 50 | 5.7 | 9.63 | 9.46 | 7.4 126.1 Total | Locked | RB/WR/TE | |||||
WR KC (10) | — | — | 59 | 0.1↓ | 3.9↓ | 6.32 | 7.8 109.9 Total | Locked | RB/WR/TE | |||||
WR TB (9) | — | — | 78 | 1.8↓ | 11.2 | 11.62 | 9.2 83 Total | Locked | RB/WR/TE | |||||
TE TEN (10) | — | — | 21 | 2.2↓ | 11.03 | 8.88 | 7.3 124 Total | Locked | TE | |||||
TE DEN (12) | 5.52 | 3.9 | 29 | 7.5 | 6.4 | 4.84 | 6.4 102.8 Total | Locked | TE | |||||
K PIT (5) | — | — | 8 | 10 | 9.33 | 8.2 | 9.1 154 Total | Locked | K | |||||
D/ST GB (5) | — | — | 21 | 14 | 6 | 5.8 | 12.5 213 Total | Locked | D/ST | |||||
Benched | ||||||||||||||
QB MIA (12) | — | — | 25 | 19.22↑ | 11.33 | 10.73 | 13.3 185.7 Total | Locked | BN | |||||
QB IND (11) | — | — | 51 | 23.6↑ | 6.87 | 6 | 6 30 Total | Locked | BN | |||||
QB NYJ (9) | — | — | 52 | 11.1↑ | 5.67 | 5.09 | 5.1 25.46 Total | Locked | BN | |||||
QB LAR (8) | — | — | 83 | -0.3 | -0.33 | -0.2 | -0.2 -1 Total | Locked | BN | |||||
RB TEN (10) | — | — | 44 | 9.7 | 10.77 | 8.92 | 8.6 111.7 Total | Locked | BN | |||||
RB NYJ (9) | — | — | 59 | 3↓ | 8.83 | 5.74 | 4.4 71.2 Total | Locked | BN | |||||
RB MIA (12) | — | — | 68 | 2.1↓ | 0.67↓ | 1.94 | 3.2 54.1 Total | Locked | BN | |||||
RB JAC (8) | — | — | 87 | 0.3↓ | 1.3 | 1.34 | 1.5 24.8 Total | Locked | BN | |||||
RB ARI (8) | — | — | 110 | 4.8↑ | 2.73 | 2.33 | 2.3 9.3 Total | Locked | BN | |||||
WR LAC (12) | — | — | 35 | 14.8 | 12.67 | 9.86 | 13.2 171.2 Total | Locked | BN | |||||
WR SEA (8) | 6.98 | 6.1 | 39 | 1.2↓ | 4.03 | 8.18 | 8.7 156.6 Total | Locked | BN | |||||
WR KC (10) | — | — | 43 | 9.4 | 5.43 | 6.16 | 8.6 137.7 Total | Locked | BN | |||||
TE ARI (8) | — | — | 48 | 5.8↑ | 7.3 | 4.84 | 3.4 58.1 Total | Locked | BN | |||||
D/ST IND (11) | — | — | 20 | -2↓ | 4.67 | 4.8 | 12.9 220 Total | Locked | BN | |||||
Injured Reserve | ||||||||||||||
RB BAL (7) | — | — | 60 | 0↓ | 3.93 | 4.28 | 6.5 65.2 Total | Locked | IR | |||||
RB WAS (12) | — | — | 101 | 0↓ | 4.37 | 4.37 | 4.4 13.1 Total | Locked | IR | |||||
WR NO (11) | — | — | 95 | 11.9↑ | 14.07↑ | 10.28 | 6 66.3 Total | Locked | IR | |||||
TE LV (8) | — | — | 11 | 14.3 | 12.57 | 14.3 | 14.7 176.2 Total | Locked | IR | |||||
Taxi Squad | ||||||||||||||
RB LAR (8) | — | — | Locked | TAXI | ||||||||||
WR LAC (12) | — | — | 91 | 4.8 | 5.57 | 5.54 | 4.3 69.4 Total | Locked | TAXI | |||||