American Nightmares

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• Kareem Hunt

  RB KC (10)
  (rank: 31-158)

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• Khalil Shakir

  WR BUF (7)
  (rank: 36-136)

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• Jordan Mason

  RB MIN (6)
  (rank: 37-187)

She's never even heard of Airdrieonians

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• Marvin Mims

  WR DEN (12)
  (rank: 68-245)
• 2026 2nd round pick 2.4 ^#20 (Go Fluk You..)

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• Kyren Williams

  RB LAR (8)
  (rank: 9-35-RB15)
• Chris Godwin

  WR TB (9)
  (rank: 78-267)
• 2026 1st round pick 1.12 ^#12 (Mystery Mac..)

Mystery Machine

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• Jaylen Wright

  RB MIA (12)
  (rank: 71-354)
• QMarvin Harrison

  WR ARI (8)
  (rank: 49-184)

TBD

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• Noah Gray

  TE KC (10)
  (rank: 59-370)

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• QDalton Schultz

  TE HOU (6)
  (rank: 10-122)
• 2024 2nd round pick (TBD)

Borussia Dartmouth

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• Skyy Moore

  WR SF (14)
  (rank: 165-475)

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• Tua Tagovailoa

  QB MIA (12)
  (rank: 25-144)