Transactions · The Golden Rectangles · NFL

Kenneth Walker
RB SEA (8)

Lack of Creativity

drafted

6.4 ^#54

Sat 8/30/25 8:23 PM

OUTBreece Hall
RB NYJ (9)

The Tortured Punters Department

drafted

6.3 ^#53

Sat 8/30/25 8:22 PM

IRPatrick Mahomes
QB KC (10)

Baby Don't Hurts Me, No More

drafted

Patrick Mahomes

6.2 ^#52

Sat 8/30/25 8:21 PM

David Montgomery
RB DET (8)

Dana’s Cousin’s Boat.

drafted

David Montgomery

6.1 ^#51

Sat 8/30/25 8:20 PM

Jakobi Meyers
WR JAC (8)

Dana’s Cousin’s Boat.

drafted

5.10 ^#50

Sat 8/30/25 8:20 PM

DJ Moore
WR CHI (5)

Baby Don't Hurts Me, No More

drafted

5.9 ^#49

Sat 8/30/25 8:19 PM

IRGarrett Wilson
WR NYJ (9)

The Tortured Punters Department

drafted

5.8 ^#48

Sat 8/30/25 8:18 PM

IRMarvin Harrison
WR ARI (8)

Lack of Creativity

drafted

Marvin Harrison

5.7 ^#47

Sat 8/30/25 8:18 PM

Chuba Hubbard
RB CAR (14)

Fighting Mongooses

drafted

5.6 ^#46

Sat 8/30/25 8:18 PM

Courtland Sutton
WR DEN (12)

drafted

Courtland Sutton

5.5 ^#45

Sat 8/30/25 8:18 PM

Tee Higgins
WR CIN (10)

Rudy was Offsides

drafted

5.4 ^#44

Sat 8/30/25 8:18 PM

IRTyreek Hill
WR MIA (12)

Managed by Brain Worms

drafted

5.3 ^#43

Sat 8/30/25 8:17 PM

IRSam LaPorta
TE DET (8)

Catherine of Scaragon

drafted

5.2 ^#42

Sat 8/30/25 8:17 PM

TreVeyon Henderson
RB NE (14)

Everything’s Coming Up Milhouse

drafted

TreVeyon Henderson

5.1 ^#41

Sat 8/30/25 8:17 PM

OUTJayden Daniels
QB WAS (12)

Everything’s Coming Up Milhouse

drafted

4.10 ^#40

Sat 8/30/25 8:16 PM