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Week 1 2025 Tue 9/2-Mon 9/8

TeamCoach Rating1234Total
The Tortured Punters Department
(7-7)
88%
75
42
45
0
162.15
Dana’s Cousin’s Boat.
(4-10)
76%
65
40
31
0
135.33
Final Division Game
TeamGameTimeDescriptionScore
The Torture..		DAL@PHI1st11:49Brandon Aubrey XP1-0
The Torture..		DAL@PHI2nd14:56Brandon Aubrey XP2-0
The Torture..		DAL@PHI2nd2:38Brandon Aubrey 41 yard Field Goal Made6.1-0
The Torture..		DAL@PHI2nd0:03Brandon Aubrey 53 yard Field Goal Made11.4-0
Dana’s Cous..		KC@LAC1st7:57Travis Kelce 10 yard Passing Completion from Patrick Mahomes Alohi Gilman11.4-2
Dana’s Cous..		KC@LAC4th12:10Travis Kelce 37 yard Passing TD from Patrick Mahomes11.4-12.7
The Torture..		ARI@NO1st14:56James Conner 3 yard Rushing Attempt Davon Godchaux11.7-12.7
The Torture..		PIT@NYJ1st14:55Breece Hall 18 yard Rushing Attempt Jalen Ramsey13.5-12.7
Dana’s Cous..		CIN@CLE1st14:55Noah Fant 12 yard Passing Completion from Joe Burrow Ronnie Hickman13.5-13.3
The Torture..		PIT@NYJ1st14:16Breece Hall 7 yard Rushing Attempt Juan Thornhill14.2-13.3
The Torture..		ARI@NO1st12:57James Conner -2 yard Rushing Attempt Kool-Aid McKinstry14-13.3
The Torture..		PIT@NYJ1st11:51Breece Hall 6 yard Rushing Attempt Patrick Queen14.6-13.3
Dana’s Cous..		ARI@NO1st11:27Alvin Kamara 3 yard Rushing Attempt Calais Campbell14.6-13.6
Dana’s Cous..		CIN@CLE1st11:08Tee Higgins 13 yard Passing Completion from Joe Burrow Myles Harden14.6-14.25
Dana’s Cous..		CIN@CLE1st10:12Chase Brown 7 yard Passing Completion from Joe Burrow Devin Bush, Carson Schwesinger14.6-14.6
Dana’s Cous..		LV@NE1st9:50Jakobi Meyers 4 yard Passing Completion from Geno Smith14.6-16
Dana’s Cous..		CIN@CLE1st9:30Ja'Marr Chase 6 yard Passing Completion from Joe Burrow Carson Schwesinger, Ronnie Hickman14.6-16.3
The Torture..		ARI@NO1st9:29James Conner 1 yard Rushing Attempt Julian Blackmon14.7-16.3
Dana’s Cous..		LV@NE1st8:31Jakobi Meyers 24 yard Passing Completion from Geno Smith Christian Elliss14.7-19.7
The Torture..		ARI@NO1st7:21James Conner 12 yard Rushing Attempt Justin Reid15.9-19.7
The Torture..		NYG@WAS1st7:03Zach Ertz 7 yard Passing TD from Jayden Daniels23.6-19.7
The Torture..		ARI@NO1st5:59James Conner 3 yard Rushing Attempt Demario Davis23.9-19.7
The Torture..		PIT@NYJ1st2:22Breece Hall 3 yard Rushing Attempt DeShon Elliott24.2-19.7
Dana’s Cous..		ARI@NO1st2:01Alvin Kamara 9 yard Rushing Attempt Akeem Davis-Gaither24.2-20.6
The Torture..		PIT@NYJ1st1:36Breece Hall 5 yard Passing Completion from Justin Fields Patrick Queen25.7-20.6
Dana’s Cous..		ARI@NO1st1:21Alvin Kamara 2 yard Rushing Attempt Calais Campbell25.7-20.8
The Torture..		PIT@NYJ1st1:10Breece Hall 4 yard Rushing Attempt Darius Slay26.1-20.8
Dana’s Cous..		ARI@NO2nd15:00Alvin Kamara 7 yard Passing Completion from Spencer Rattler Jalen Thompson26.1-22.5
Dana’s Cous..		ARI@NO2nd14:26Alvin Kamara 18 yard Rushing TD26.1-30.3
The Torture..		PIT@NYJ2nd12:03Breece Hall 33 yard Passing Completion from Justin Fields Juan Thornhill30.4-30.3
Dana’s Cous..		CIN@CLE2nd11:56Chase Brown 1 yard Passing Completion from Joe Burrow Denzel Ward30.4-30.35
Dana’s Cous..		CIN@CLE2nd11:39Mike Gesicki 14 yard Passing Completion from Joe Burrow Greg Newsome30.4-31.05
The Torture..		PIT@NYJ2nd11:24Breece Hall 2 yard Rushing Attempt Yahya Black30.6-31.05
Dana’s Cous..		CIN@CLE2nd11:03Samaje Perine 1 yard Passing Completion from Joe Burrow Devin Bush30.6-31.1
Dana’s Cous..		CIN@CLE2nd10:18Joe Burrow 2 yard Rushing Attempt Myles Garrett30.6-31.3
Dana’s Cous..		NYG@WAS2nd8:12Terry McLaurin 13 yard Passing Completion from Jayden Daniels Paulson Adebo30.6-33.6
Dana’s Cous..		CIN@CLE2nd7:52Ja'Marr Chase 20 yard Passing Completion from Joe Burrow Mohamoud Diabate30.6-34.6
The Torture..		PIT@NYJ2nd7:11Breece Hall 3 yard Rushing Attempt Keeanu Benton30.9-34.6
The Torture..		PIT@NYJ2nd6:27Breece Hall -2 yard Rushing Attempt Cameron Heyward, DeShon Elliott30.7-34.6
Dana’s Cous..		CIN@CLE2nd5:54Samaje Perine 5 yard Passing Completion from Joe Burrow Ronnie Hickman30.7-34.85
Dana’s Cous..		CIN@CLE2nd4:21Noah Fant 1 yard Passing TD from Joe Burrow30.7-38.9
The Torture..		PIT@NYJ2nd4:14Breece Hall 8 yard Rushing Attempt Jalen Ramsey31.5-38.9
The Torture..		ARI@NO2nd3:28James Conner -3 yard Passing Completion from Kyler Murray Carl Granderson, Julian Blackmon32.2-38.9
The Torture..		CIN@CLE2nd2:48Jerry Jeudy 19 yard Passing Completion from Joe Flacco Jordan Battle35.1-38.9
The Torture..		ARI@NO2nd1:57James Conner 7 yard Rushing Attempt Carl Granderson35.8-38.9
Dana’s Cous..		LV@NE2nd1:36Jakobi Meyers 4 yard Passing Completion from Geno Smith Carlton Davis35.8-40.3
The Torture..		ARI@NO2nd0:32James Conner 4 yard Passing TD from Kyler Murray43.2-40.3
Dana’s Cous..		ARI@NO2nd0:23Alvin Kamara 6 yard Rushing Attempt Baron Browning43.2-40.9
Dana’s Cous..		CIN@CLE2nd0:18Noah Fant 8 yard Passing Completion from Joe Burrow Myles Harden43.2-41.3
Dana’s Cous..		LV@NE2nd0:16Jakobi Meyers 11 yard Passing Completion from Geno Smith DJ James43.2-43.4
Dana’s Cous..		CIN@CLE2nd0:12Joe Burrow 1 yard Rushing Attempt Isaiah McGuire43.2-43.5
Dana’s Cous..		ARI@NO3rd13:56Alvin Kamara 1 yard Rushing Attempt Budda Baker43.2-43.6
The Torture..		PIT@NYJ3rd13:02Breece Hall 1 yard Rushing Attempt Darius Slay43.3-43.6
The Torture..		ARI@NO3rd12:27James Conner -1 yard Passing Completion from Kyler Murray Demario Davis44.2-43.6
Dana’s Cous..		LV@NE3rd12:14Jakobi Meyers 23 yard Passing Completion from Geno Smith Carlton Davis44.2-46.9
Dana’s Cous..		LV@NE3rd11:40Jakobi Meyers 19 yard Passing Completion from Geno Smith Alex Austin, Kyle Dugger44.2-49.8
The Torture..		NYG@WAS3rd10:14Zach Ertz 8 yard Passing Completion from Jayden Daniels Darius Muasau46-49.8
Dana’s Cous..		ARI@NO3rd8:43Alvin Kamara 3 yard Rushing Attempt Zaven Collins46-50.1
Dana’s Cous..		NYG@WAS3rd8:30Terry McLaurin 14 yard Passing Completion from Jayden Daniels46-52.5
The Torture..		PIT@NYJ3rd8:14Breece Hall 5 yard Rushing Attempt Cameron Heyward46.5-52.5
Dana’s Cous..		CIN@CLE3rd7:20Noah Fant 5 yard Passing Completion from Joe Burrow Carson Schwesinger46.5-52.75
The Torture..		PIT@NYJ3rd6:42Breece Hall 16 yard Rushing Attempt Chuck Clark, Juan Thornhill48.1-52.75
Dana’s Cous..		ARI@NO3rd6:34Alvin Kamara 2 yard Rushing Attempt L.J. Collier48.1-52.95
The Torture..		PIT@NYJ3rd5:47Breece Hall 17 yard Rushing Attempt Darius Slay49.8-52.95
Dana’s Cous..		ARI@NO3rd5:45Alvin Kamara -2 yard Rushing Attempt Budda Baker49.8-52.75
Dana’s Cous..		ARI@NO3rd4:45Alvin Kamara 5 yard Rushing Attempt Jalen Thompson49.8-53.25
Dana’s Cous..		CIN@CLE3rd4:09Tee Higgins 10 yard Passing Completion from Joe Burrow Denzel Ward49.8-53.75
The Torture..		ARI@NO3rd3:55James Conner 7 yard Rushing Attempt Justin Reid50.5-53.75
The Torture..		ARI@NO3rd3:18James Conner 5 yard Passing Completion from Kyler Murray Pete Werner52-53.75
The Torture..		PIT@NYJ4th14:01Breece Hall 12 yard Rushing Attempt Juan Thornhill53.2-53.75
Dana’s Cous..		LV@NE4th13:33Jakobi Meyers 8 yard Passing Completion from Geno Smith Craig Woodson53.2-55.55
The Torture..		ARI@NO4th13:29James Conner 2 yard Rushing Attempt Nathan Shepherd53.4-55.55
The Torture..		PIT@NYJ4th13:18Breece Hall -4 yard Rushing Attempt T.J. Watt, Keeanu Benton53-55.55
The Torture..		ARI@NO4th12:09James Conner 2 yard Rushing Attempt Nathan Shepherd53.2-55.55
The Torture..		PIT@NYJ4th12:04Breece Hall 3 yard Rushing Attempt Patrick Queen53.5-55.55
The Torture..		NYG@WAS4th11:07Zach Ertz 11 yard Passing Completion from Jayden Daniels Tyler Nubin55.6-55.55
The Torture..		PIT@NYJ4th10:07Breece Hall 5 yard Rushing Attempt Daniel Ekuale56.1-55.55
Dana’s Cous..		LV@NE4th10:05Jakobi Meyers 4 yard Passing Completion from Geno Smith Marcus Jones56.1-56.95
The Torture..		ARI@NO4th10:03James Conner 1 yard Rushing Attempt Bryan Bresee56.2-56.95
The Torture..		CIN@CLE4th9:46Jerry Jeudy 1 yard Passing Completion from Joe Flacco Jordan Battle57.3-56.95
The Torture..		PIT@NYJ4th9:01Breece Hall 1 yard Rushing Attempt Yahya Black57.4-56.95
The Torture..		CIN@CLE4th6:15Jerry Jeudy 13 yard Passing Completion from Joe Flacco DJ Turner59.7-56.95
The Torture..		CIN@CLE4th5:07Jerry Jeudy 9 yard Passing Completion from Joe Flacco61.6-56.95
The Torture..		PIT@NYJ4th4:44Breece Hall 2 yard Rushing Attempt Cameron Heyward61.8-56.95
Dana’s Cous..		ARI@NO4th3:13Alvin Kamara -2 yard Rushing Attempt Mack Wilson, Dante Stills61.8-56.75
The Torture..		ARI@NO4th2:34James Conner 3 yard Rushing Attempt Pete Werner62.1-56.75
Dana’s Cous..		CIN@CLE4th2:17Tee Higgins 10 yard Passing Completion from Joe Burrow Greg Newsome62.1-57.25
Dana’s Cous..		ARI@NO4th0:59Alvin Kamara 5 yard Passing Completion from Spencer Rattler Garrett Williams62.1-58.75
The Torture..		CIN@CLE4th0:08Jerry Jeudy 25 yard Passing Completion from Joe Flacco Geno Stone65.6-58.75
The Torture..		HOU@LAR1st12:11Kyren Williams 4 yard Rushing Attempt Christian Harris66-58.75
The Torture..		HOU@LAR1st11:03Kyren Williams 3 yard Passing Completion from Matthew Stafford Tim Settle67.3-58.75
Dana’s Cous..		DET@GB1st2:14David Montgomery -2 yard Passing Completion from Jared Goff Quay Walker, Keisean Nixon67.3-59.55
Dana’s Cous..		DET@GB1st1:22David Montgomery 5 yard Rushing Attempt Rashan Gary67.3-60.05
Dana’s Cous..		HOU@LAR1st1:20Ka'imi Fairbairn 51 yard Field Goal Made67.3-65.15
The Torture..		HOU@LAR1st0:59Kyren Williams 3 yard Rushing Attempt Kamari Lassiter67.6-65.15
Dana’s Cous..		DET@GB1st0:46David Montgomery 4 yard Rushing Attempt Kingsley Enagbare67.6-65.55
Dana’s Cous..		DET@GB2nd15:00David Montgomery 2 yard Rushing Attempt Colby Wooden67.6-65.75
Dana’s Cous..		DET@GB2nd14:25David Montgomery -1 yard Rushing Attempt Colby Wooden67.6-65.65
The Torture..		HOU@LAR2nd14:20Kyren Williams 7 yard Rushing Attempt Azeez Al-Shaair68.3-65.65
The Torture..		HOU@LAR2nd13:12Nico Collins 7 yard Passing Completion from C.J. Stroud Jared Verse70-65.65