Fantasy Matchup: I'm not Gerten, dammit @ I Just Can't Have Nice Things.... · Hipster D-Bag Dynasty Football League

Team	Coach Rating	1	2	3	4	Total
Week 13 2025 Tue 11/25-Mon 12/1
I'm not Gerten, dammit (7-7)	82%	91	17	0	12	119.34
I Just Can't Have Nice Things.... (10-4)	88%	142	12	0	5	158.74
Final Division Game

I'm not Ger..					I Just Can'..
Name	Opp	Stats	Total	Pos	Total	Stats	Opp	Name
J. Herbert QB LAC	LVW 31-14	151 Yd 2 TD	16.84	QB	40.44	261 Yd 4 TD	@DALL 28-31	P. Mahomes QB KC
C. McCaffrey RB SF	@CLEW 26-8	53 Yd 4/4 Rec 21 Yd 1 TD	19.4	RB	11.1	83 Yd 1/1 Rec 8 Yd	@DETW 31-24	J. Jacobs RB GB
T. Etienne RB NO	@TENW 25-3	28 Yd 1/1 Rec 13 Yd	6.1	RB	17	59 Yd 3/3 Rec 21 Yd 1 TD	KCW 31-28	J. Williams RB DAL
K. Hunt RB KC	@DALL 28-31	58 Yd 1/2 Rec 22 Yd	12	FLEX	12.4	56 Yd 3/4 Rec 18 Yd	MINW 26-0	K. Walker RB KC
D. Neal RB NO	@MIAL 17-21	47 Yd 3/3 Rec 22 Yd	9.9	FLEX	27.9	-5 Yd 7/10 Rec 144 Yd 1 TD	GBL 24-31	J. Williams WR DET
J. Jefferson WR MIN	@SEAL 0-26	2/6 Rec 4 Yd	0.4	WR	4.6	3/4 Rec 26 Yd	NYGW 33-15	S. Diggs WR FA
C. Olave WR NO	@MIAL 17-21	4/7 Rec 47 Yd 1 TD	13.7	WR	22.5	7 Yd 5/10 Rec 98 Yd 1 TD	@INDW 20-16	N. Collins WR HOU
K. Boutte WR NE	NYGW 33-15	4/5 Rec 35 Yd 1 TD	11.5	WR	10.2	6/9 Rec 72 Yd	@CARL 28-31	P. Nacua WR LAR
B. Strange TE JAC	@TENW 25-3	3/4 Rec 45 Yd 1 TD	13.5	TE	5.6	5/6 Rec 36 Yd	KCW 31-28	J. Ferguson TE DAL
H. Butker K KC	@DALL 28-31	4/4 XP	4	K	5	1/1 FG 2/2 XP	@TENW 25-3	C. Little K JAC
Dolphins D/ST MIA	NOW 21-17	1 INT 4 Sack 1 FF	12	D/ST	2	2 Sack	@CARL 28-31	Rams D/ST LAR
Total			119.34		158.74			Total
Optimum			144.44		178.94			Optimum

Benched
J. Brissett QB ARI	@TBL 17-20	301 Yd 2 TD	26.64	BN	16	165 Yd 2 TD	@LACL 14-31	G. Smith QB FA
R. Stevenson RB NE	NYGW 33-15	40 Yd 3/3 Rec 40 Yd	10	BN	35.76	234 Yd 4 TD	@DETW 31-24	J. Love QB GB
K. Gainwell RB TB	BUFL 7-26	20 Yd 2/3 Rec 25 Yd	6.5	BN	21.44	321 Yd 1 TD	@WASW 27-26	B. Nix QB DEN
E. Wilson RB GB	@DETW 31-24	14 Yd	3.4	BN	—		@DALL 28-31	D. Pierce RB KC
J. Croskey-Merritt RB WAS	DENL 26-27	20 Yd	3	BN	6.8	47 Yd 1/1 Rec 1 Yd	@SEAL 0-26	J. Mason RB MIN
C. Godwin WR TB	ARIW 20-17	3/5 Rec 78 Yd	10.8	BN	0.9	2/2 Rec 9 Yd	@DETW 31-24	C. Brooks RB GB
D. Moore WR BUF	@PHIW 24-15	10 Yd 2/5 Rec 17 Yd	5.7	BN	11.1	19 Yd 2/3 Rec 12 Yd 1 TD	CINL 14-32	K. Mitchell RB BAL
J. Downs WR IND	HOUL 16-20	2/6 Rec 44 Yd	6.4	BN	10.2	62 Yd	@PITW 26-7	R. Davis RB BUF
C. Tillman WR CLE	SFL 8-26	0/1 Rec	0	BN	3.6	3/4 Rec 26 Yd	SFL 8-26	J. Jeudy WR CLE
E. Engram TE DEN	@WASW 27-26	6/9 Rec 79 Yd	10.9	BN	17.8	4/5 Rec 78 Yd 1 TD	HOUL 16-20	A. Pierce WR IND
E. Arroyo TE SEA	MINW 26-0	0/2 Rec	0	BN	1.6	9 Yd 1/3 Rec 7 Yd	MINW 26-0	R. Shaheed WR SEA
T. Ferguson TE LAR	@CARL 28-31	0/2 Rec	0	BN	9.4	13 Yd 4/6 Rec 61 Yd	@DALL 28-31	X. Worthy WR KC
Steelers D/ST PIT	BUFL 7-26	1 INT 2 FF	6	BN	0.9	2/2 Rec 9 Yd	ARIW 20-17	C. Otton TE TB
49ers D/ST SF	@CLEW 26-8	3 Sack 1 FF	11	BN	8	1 INT 2 Sack 1 FF	ARIW 20-17	Buccaneers D/ST TB
Total			100.34		143.5			Total

Injured Reserve
K. Murray QB ARI	@TBL 17-20		—	IR	—			QJ. Mixon RB FA
J. Conner RB ARI	@TBL 17-20		—	IR	3.3	16 Yd 2/2 Rec 17 Yd	@DALL 28-31	I. Pacheco RB KC
B. Aiyuk WR SF	@CLEW 26-8		—	IR	—		JACL 3-25	C. Ridley WR TEN
J. McMillan WR TB	ARIW 20-17		—	IR	5.7	2/3 Rec 47 Yd	NOW 21-17	D. Waller TE MIA
T. Horton WR SEA	MINW 26-0		—	IR	—		GBL 24-31	S. LaPorta TE DET

Week 13 2025 Tue 11/25-Mon 12/1

Benched

Injured Reserve