Fantasy Matchup: I Just Can't Have Nice Things.... @ I'm not Gerten, dammit · Hipster D-Bag Dynasty Football League

Team	Coach Rating	1	2	3	4	Total
Week 3 2025 Tue 9/16-Mon 9/22
I Just Can't Have Nice Things.... (10-4)	76%	70	34	22	19	144.36
I'm not Gerten, dammit (7-7)	87%	58	57	10	0	125.5
Final Division Game

I Just Can'..					I'm not Ger..
Name	Opp	Stats	Total	Pos	Total	Stats	Opp	Name
P. Mahomes QB KC	@NYGW 22-9	224 Yd 1 TD	15.16	QB	19.6	300 Yd 1 TD	DENW 23-20	J. Herbert QB LAC
J. Jacobs RB GB	@CLEL 10-13	30 Yd 5/9 Rec 44 Yd	11.4	RB	7.7	22 Yd 3/4 Rec 15 Yd	@SFL 15-16	J. Conner RB ARI
K. Walker RB KC	NOW 44-13	38 Yd 1/1 Rec 12 Yd 2 TD	22	RB	13.6	56 Yd 0/2 Rec 1 TD	HOUW 17-10	T. Etienne RB NO
J. Williams RB DAL	@CHIL 14-31	76 Yd 5/5 Rec 16 Yd	12.2	FLEX	19	52 Yd 10/15 Rec 88 Yd	ARIW 16-15	C. McCaffrey RB SF
I. Pacheco RB KC	@NYGW 22-9	45 Yd 1/1 Rec 3 Yd	6.8	FLEX	3.6	18 Yd 3/3 Rec 38 Yd	PITL 14-21	R. Stevenson RB NE
N. Collins WR HOU	@JACL 10-17	8/11 Rec 104 Yd 1 TD	21.4	WR	10.8	7 Yd 4/5 Rec 21 Yd 1 TD	DALW 31-14	D. Moore WR BUF
J. Williams WR DET	@BALW 38-30	2/3 Rec 43 Yd	6.3	WR	9.5	5/7 Rec 75 Yd	CINW 48-10	J. Jefferson WR MIN
P. Nacua WR LAR	@PHIL 26-33	6 Yd 11/15 Rec 112 Yd	20.8	WR	5.6	3/3 Rec 26 Yd	GBW 13-10	C. Tillman WR CLE
S. LaPorta TE DET	@BALW 38-30	4/4 Rec 33 Yd	6.3	TE	9.1	6/7 Rec 61 Yd	HOUW 17-10	B. Strange TE JAC
T. Loop K BAL	DETL 30-38	1/1 FG 3/3 XP	6	K	10	3/4 FG 1/2 XP	@NYGW 22-9	H. Butker K KC
Buccaneers D/ST TB	NYJW 29-27	1 TD 1 INT 4 Sack 1 FF	16	D/ST	17	1 INT 5 Sack 4 FF	@NEW 21-14	Steelers D/ST PIT
Total			144.36		125.5			Total
Optimum			188.26		143.5			Optimum

Benched
G. Smith QB FA	@WASL 24-41	289 Yd 3 TD	36.06	BN	18.06	159 Yd 1 TD	@SFL 15-16	K. Murray QB ARI
J. Love QB GB	@CLEL 10-13	183 Yd 1 TD	14.12	BN	8.9	140 Yd 1 TD	@MINL 10-48	J. Browning QB FA
B. Nix QB DEN	@LACL 20-23	153 Yd 1 TD	17.42	BN	13.4	34 Yd 1/1 Rec 10 Yd 1 TD	@NYGW 22-9	K. Hunt RB KC
OUTS. Sanders QB CLE	GBW 13-10		—	BN	10.6	16 Yd 1/1 Rec 10 Yd 1 TD	@NEW 21-14	K. Gainwell RB TB
R. Davis RB BUF	MIAW 31-21	0/1 Rec	0	BN	4.9	39 Yd	LVW 41-24	C. Rodriguez RB WAS
D. Giddens RB IND	@TENW 41-20	3 Yd	0.3	BN	1.7	17 Yd	@MINL 10-48	T. Brooks RB CIN
S. Diggs WR FA	PITL 14-21	3/3 Rec 23 Yd	4.3	BN	—		@SEAL 13-44	OUTD. Neal RB NO
J. Jeudy WR CLE	GBW 13-10	1/5 Rec 17 Yd	2.7	BN	11.1	26 Yd 1/1 Rec 5 Yd 1 TD	LVW 41-24	J. Croskey-Merritt RB WAS
R. Bateman WR BAL	DETL 30-38	5/7 Rec 63 Yd 1 TD	17.3	BN	9.7	10/14 Rec 57 Yd	@SEAL 13-44	C. Olave WR NO
T. Hockenson TE MIN	CINW 48-10	5/6 Rec 49 Yd 1 TD	14.9	BN	4.4	2/3 Rec 34 Yd	@TENW 41-20	J. Downs WR IND
J. Ferguson TE DAL	@CHIL 14-31	13/14 Rec 82 Yd	10.2	BN	0.7	2/5 Rec 7 Yd	PITL 14-21	D. Douglas WR NE
C. Otton TE TB	NYJW 29-27		—	BN	10.2	3/4 Rec 32 Yd 2 TD	NOW 44-13	T. Horton WR SEA
Rams D/ST LAR	@PHIL 26-33	4 Sack 1 FF	6	BN	—		@PHIL 26-33	OUTT. Ferguson TE LAR
				BN	5	1 Sack 1 FF	ARIW 16-15	49ers D/ST SF
Total			123.3		98.66			Total

Injured Reserve
QJ. Mixon RB FA			—	IR	—		NYJW 29-27	OUTC. Godwin WR TB
OUTX. Worthy WR KC	@NYGW 22-9		—	IR	—		ARIW 16-15	B. Aiyuk WR SF
				IR	—		NYJW 29-27	J. McMillan WR TB
				IR	—		@LACL 20-23	OUTE. Engram TE DEN

Week 3 2025 Tue 9/16-Mon 9/22

Benched

Injured Reserve