Fantasy Matchup: TaxiCop @ Sewer Bums · No Punk Bitch League

Team	Coach Rating	1	2	3	4	Total
Week 13 2025 Tue 11/25-Mon 12/1
TaxiCop (9-5)	50%	58	17	0	0	74.22
Sewer Bums (3-11)	70%	80	32	23	0	134.42
Final Regular Season Game

TaxiCop					Sewer Bums
Name	Opp	Stats	Total	Pos	Total	Stats	Opp	Name
OUTJ. Daniels QB WAS	DENL 26-27		—	QB	—		@TBL 17-20	K. Murray QB ARI
J. Hurts QB PHI	CHIL 15-24	230 Yd 2 TD	18.3	FLEX	-2		BUFL 7-26	M. Rudolph QB PIT
D. Swift RB CHI	@PHIW 24-15	125 Yd 1/2 Rec 13 Yd 1 TD	21.8	RB	10.1	83 Yd 1/1 Rec 8 Yd	@DETW 31-24	J. Jacobs RB GB
K. Walker RB SEA	MINW 26-0	56 Yd 3/4 Rec 18 Yd	10.4	RB	15.6	68 Yd 2/2 Rec 8 Yd 1 TD	ATLW 27-24	B. Hall RB NYJ
M. Evans WR TB	ARIW 20-17		—	WR	22.6	7/14 Rec 96 Yd 1 TD	DENL 26-27	T. McLaurin WR WAS
D. Metcalf WR PIT	BUFL 7-26	3/5 Rec 32 Yd	6.2	WR	12.9	6/7 Rec 69 Yd	@TBL 17-20	M. Harrison WR ARI
OUTT. Higgins WR CIN	@BALW 32-14		—	FLEX	11.2	52 Yd 1 TD	MINW 26-0	Z. Charbonnet RB SEA
J. Downs WR IND	HOUL 16-20	2/6 Rec 44 Yd	6.4	FLEX	28	6 Yd 6/7 Rec 94 Yd 2 TD	@DETW 31-24	D. Wicks WR GB
S. LaPorta TE DET	GBL 24-31		—	TE	22.3	4/4 Rec 63 Yd 2 TD	@LACL 14-31	B. Bowers TE LV
Eagles D/ST PHI	CHIL 15-24	1 INT 2 Sack	11.12	D/ST	13.72	1 Sack	@INDW 20-16	Texans D/ST HOU
Total			74.22		134.42			Total
Optimum			145.96		189.52			Optimum

Benched
T. Tagovailoa QB MIA	NOW 21-17	157 Yd	4.68	BN	—		CINL 14-32	OUTC. Rush QB BAL
C. Edwards-Helaire RB FA			—	BN	—		CHIL 15-24	OUTS. Howell QB PHI
T. Etienne RB JAC	@TENW 25-3	28 Yd 1/1 Rec 13 Yd	5.1	BN	1.76	6 Yd	@LACL 14-31	R. Mostert RB LV
R. Stevenson RB NE	NYGW 33-15	40 Yd 3/3 Rec 40 Yd	11	BN	20.4	83 Yd 2/2 Rec 41 Yd 1 TD	LARW 31-28	C. Hubbard RB CAR
T. Tracy RB NYG	@NEL 15-33	36 Yd 1/1 Rec -3 Yd	4.3	BN	13.5	20 Yd 2/2 Rec 35 Yd 1 TD	@NYJL 24-27	T. Allgeier RB ATL
D. Slayton WR NYG	@NEL 15-33	2/3 Rec 41 Yd 1 TD	14.1	BN	—		@TBL 17-20	OUTE. Demercado RB ARI
G. Davis WR BUF	@PITW 26-7	1/2 Rec 5 Yd	1.5	BN	—		@DETW 31-24	M. Lloyd RB GB
R. Bateman WR BAL	CINL 14-32	0/1 Rec	0	BN	0		NOW 21-17	N. Westbrook-Ikhine WR MIA
J. Addison WR MIN	@SEAL 0-26	5/10 Rec 36 Yd	8.6	BN	0.48	0/2 Rec	BUFL 7-26	C. Austin WR PIT
C. Tillman WR CLE	SFL 8-26	0/1 Rec	0	BN	5	3/3 Rec 20 Yd	@LACL 14-31	T. Tucker WR LV
R. Wilson WR PIT	BUFL 7-26	0/1 Rec	0	BN	13.5	4/5 Rec 35 Yd 1 TD	NYGW 33-15	K. Boutte WR NE
D. Njoku TE CLE	SFL 8-26	2/2 Rec 4 Yd	2.4	BN	0	0/1 Rec	@CARL 28-31	J. Whittington WR LAR
K. Pitts TE ATL	@NYJL 24-27	7/8 Rec 82 Yd	15.2	BN	12.5	7/8 Rec 55 Yd	@INDW 20-16	D. Schultz TE HOU
I. Likely TE BAL	CINL 14-32	5/6 Rec 95 Yd	12.5	BN	—		@DETW 31-24	T. Kraft TE GB
Buccaneers D/ST TB	ARIW 20-17	1 INT 2 Sack 1 FF	13.76	BN	40.72	1 TD 4 INT 4 Sack 2 FF	MINW 26-0	Seahawks D/ST SEA
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Total			93.14		107.86			Total

Injured Reserve
C. Watson WR GB	@DETW 31-24	3 Yd 4/10 Rec 80 Yd 1 TD	20.3	IR	—		CHIL 15-24	J. Wilson WR PHI

Taxi Squad
J. Polk WR NO	@MIAL 17-21		—	TAXI	—		DENL 26-27	L. McCaffrey WR WAS
Total			93.14		107.86			Total

Week 13 2025 Tue 11/25-Mon 12/1

Benched

Injured Reserve

Taxi Squad