Drafts · A Utopian Vision for a More Perfect Football

Pick	Player	Team
Round 1
1.1 ^#1	Josh Jacobs RB GB	Did You Ever Know That You're My Hero?
1.2 ^#2	Miles Sanders RB DAL	I got Kareemed for that one
1.3 ^#3	Parris Campbell WR DAL	Two-Handed Monster
1.4 ^#4	David Montgomery RB DET	Bones Malone and the Spooky Boys
1.5 ^#5	DK Metcalf WR PIT	I hope you die Harley Jarvis
1.6 ^#6	N'Keal Harry WR FA	JAKE JORTLES
1.7 ^#7	Hollywood Brown WR KC	Six Figures I Was Only Four
1.8 ^#8	Mecole Hardman WR BUF	Post-"Post Mahomes"
1.9 ^#9	A.J. Brown WR PHI	I got Kareemed for that one
1.10 ^#10	T.J. Hockenson TE MIN	I hope you die Harley Jarvis

Round 2
2.1 ^#11	Kyler Murray QB ARI	Did You Ever Know That You're My Hero?
2.2 ^#12	Andy Isabella WR FA	I got Kareemed for that one
2.3 ^#13	Dwayne Haskins QB FA	Two-Handed Monster
2.4 ^#14	Deebo Samuel WR WAS	Bones Malone and the Spooky Boys
2.5 ^#15	Darrell Henderson RB FA	Bless Yo Trap
2.6 ^#16	Noah Fant TE CIN	JAKE JORTLES
2.7 ^#17	Damien Harris RB FA	Six Figures I Was Only Four
2.8 ^#18	Hakeem Butler TE FA	Post-"Post Mahomes"
2.9 ^#19	Terry McLaurin WR WAS	Did You Ever Know That You're My Hero?
2.10 ^#20	Justice Hill RB BAL	JAKE JORTLES

Round 3
3.1 ^#21	Eric Ebron TE FA	Did You Ever Know That You're My Hero?
3.2 ^#22	Devin Singletary RB NYG	I got Kareemed for that one
3.3 ^#23	Benny Snell RB FA	Two-Handed Monster
3.4 ^#24	J.J. Arcega-Whiteside WR FA	Post-"Post Mahomes"
3.5 ^#25	Irv Smith TE FA	Bless Yo Trap
3.6 ^#26	Daniel Jones QB IND	JAKE JORTLES
3.7 ^#27	Alexander Mattison RB MIA	Six Figures I Was Only Four
3.8 ^#28	Diontae Johnson WR FA	Post-"Post Mahomes"
3.9 ^#29	Darwin Thompson RB FA	Post-"Post Mahomes"

Round 4
4.1 ^#30	Devin Funchess WR FA	Did You Ever Know That You're My Hero?
4.2 ^#31	Jalen Hurd WR FA	Two-Handed Monster
4.3 ^#32	Miles Boykin WR FA	Bones Malone and the Spooky Boys
4.4 ^#33	Bryce Love RB FA	I hope you die Harley Jarvis
4.5 ^#34	Kelvin Harmon WR FA	JAKE JORTLES
4.6 ^#35	Drew Sample TE CIN	Six Figures I Was Only Four
4.7 ^#36	Ryquell Armstead RB FA	I hope you die Harley Jarvis
4.8 ^#37	Gus Edwards RB FA	Did You Ever Know That You're My Hero?
4.9 ^#38	Rodney Anderson RB FA	I hope you die Harley Jarvis

Round 5
5.1 ^#39	Jace Sternberger TE FA	Two-Handed Monster
5.2 ^#40	Hunter Renfrow WR FA	Bones Malone and the Spooky Boys
5.3 ^#41	Drew Lock QB SEA	Bless Yo Trap
5.4 ^#42	Will Grier QB DAL	Six Figures I Was Only Four
5.5 ^#43	Qadree Ollison RB FA	America Deserved 9/11
5.6 ^#44	Devine Ozigbo RB FA	I hope you die Harley Jarvis

Round 6
6.1 ^#45	Dawson Knox TE BUF	Bones Malone and the Spooky Boys
6.2 ^#46	Riley Ridley WR FA	Bless Yo Trap
6.3 ^#47	Gary Jennings WR FA	America Deserved 9/11

Round 7
7.1 ^#48	Mark Andrews TE BAL	Bones Malone and the Spooky Boys
7.2 ^#49	Josh Oliver TE MIN	Bless Yo Trap

Round 8
8.1 ^#50	Ryan Finley QB FA	Bones Malone and the Spooky Boys

Round 9
9.1 ^#51	Pittsburgh Steelers D/ST PIT	Bones Malone and the Spooky Boys

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