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Dante Pettis
WR NO (11)

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traded for
Dante Pettis
. Fri 5/10/19 11:35 PM

OUTAmari Cooper
WR FA

Bless Yo Trap
traded for
Amari Cooper
. Fri 5/10/19 11:35 PM

David Montgomery
RB DET (8)

Bones Malone and the Spooky Boys
drafted
David Montgomery
1.4 #4. Fri 5/10/19 11:16 PM

Parris Campbell
WR DAL (10)

Two-Handed Monster
drafted
Parris Campbell
1.3 #3. Fri 5/10/19 7:45 PM

IRMiles Sanders
RB DAL (10)

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drafted
Miles Sanders
1.2 #2. Fri 5/10/19 7:41 PM

Josh Jacobs
RB GB (5)

Did You Ever Know That You're My Hero?
drafted
Josh Jacobs
1.1 #1. Fri 5/10/19 6:53 PM

Commish

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has changed the draft settings. Fri 5/10/19 6:31 PM

Commish

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has released all non-keepers. Fri 5/10/19 6:31 PM

Commish

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has changed the draft settings. Fri 5/10/19 6:29 PM

Commish

The commish has made use of Commish Powers to set the keepers of team
Bones Malone and the Spooky Boys
. Fri 5/10/19 6:25 PM

Commish

The commish has made use of Commish Powers to set the keepers of team
Two-Handed Monster
. Fri 5/10/19 6:12 PM

Marshawn Lynch
RB FA

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cut
Marshawn Lynch
. Fri 5/10/19 5:33 PM

Delanie Walker
TE FA

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activated
Delanie Walker
from the Injured Reserve. Fri 5/10/19 4:43 PM

Brandon Marshall
WR FA

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cut
Brandon Marshall
. Fri 5/10/19 4:43 PM

Philadelphia Eagles
D/ST PHI (9)

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cut
Philadelphia Eagles
. Fri 5/10/19 4:10 PM

Commish

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has changed the draft order. Fri 5/10/19 1:15 PM