Fantasy Matchup: Anus Bandits @ Sasquatch · Haha: Clinton's Dicks

Team	Coach Rating	1	2	3	4	Total
Week 6 2025 Tue 10/7-Mon 10/13
Anus Bandits (5-9)	85%	68	44	4	0	115.25
Sasquatch (8-6)	54%	26	4	16	12	57.85
Final Non-Division Game

Anus Bandits					Sasquatch
Name	Opp	Stats	Total	Pos	Total	Stats	Opp	Name
M. Stafford QB LAR	@BALW 17-3	181 Yd 1 TD	10.15	QB	5.35	45 Yd	DENL 11-13	J. Fields QB NYJ
K. Hunt RB KC	DETW 30-17	23 Yd 1/1 Rec 11 Yd	3.9	RB	7.7	58 Yd 2/3 Rec 9 Yd	@NYGL 17-34	S. Barkley RB PHI
A. Kamara RB NO	NEL 19-25	31 Yd 5/5 Rec 45 Yd	10.1	RB	3.6	36 Yd 0/1 Rec	@PITL 9-23	Q. Judkins RB CLE
J. Jacobs RB GB	CINW 27-18	93 Yd 5/5 Rec 57 Yd 2 TD	29.5	FLEX	8.6	3/3 Rec 71 Yd	@JACW 20-12	A. Barner TE SEA
D. Robinson WR SF	@TBL 19-30	2/3 Rec 44 Yd	5.4	WR	6.7	10 Yd 3/5 Rec 42 Yd	@WASW 25-24	QD. Moore WR CHI
C. Kupp WR SEA	@JACW 20-12	2/3 Rec 40 Yd 1 TD	11	WR	3.4	-1 Yd 4/5 Rec 15 Yd	CHIL 24-25	D. Samuel WR WAS
T. Higgins WR CIN	@GBL 18-27	5/8 Rec 62 Yd	8.7	WR	15.6	6/7 Rec 66 Yd 1 TD	@KCL 17-30	J. Williams WR DET
D. Waller TE MIA	LACL 27-29	2/3 Rec 12 Yd 1 TD	8.2	TE	0.5	2/2 Rec 15 Yd	NEL 19-25	J. Johnson TE NO
J. Myers K SEA	@JACW 20-12	2/2 FG 2/2 XP	10.3	K	2	2/2 XP	@ATLL 14-24	M. Prater K BUF
Rams D/ST LAR	@BALW 17-3	1 INT 4 Sack 2 FF	18	D/ST	4.4	1 INT 2 Sack	@LVL 10-20	Titans D/ST TEN
Total			115.25		57.85			Total
Optimum			134.2		107.1			Optimum

Benched
D. Jones QB IND	ARIW 31-27	212 Yd 3 TD	24.6	BN	22.4	252 Yd 2 TD	@WASW 25-24	C. Williams QB CHI
T. Tagovailoa QB MIA	LACL 27-29	205 Yd 1 TD	8.65	BN	—		@MIAW 29-27	IRN. Harris RB LAC
J. Hill RB BAL	LARL 3-17	16 Yd 5/6 Rec 28 Yd	6.9	BN	2.3	3/3 Rec 8 Yd	@TBL 19-30	B. Robinson RB SF
OUTB. Irving RB TB	SFW 30-19		—	BN	0		@LVL 10-20	J. Chestnut RB TEN
D. Hopkins WR BAL	LARL 3-17	2/4 Rec 20 Yd	3	BN	0.1	1 Yd 0/1 Rec	@INDL 27-31	QE. Demercado RB ARI
J. Jefferson WR MIN	BYE		—	BN	0.5	1/3 Rec	@LVL 10-20	T. Lockett WR LV
N. Fant TE CIN	@GBL 18-27	4/4 Rec 27 Yd	4.7	BN	—		CHIL 24-25	OUTT. McLaurin WR WAS
D. Knox TE BUF	@ATLL 14-24	1/2 Rec 19 Yd 1 TD	8.4	BN	12	4/4 Rec 40 Yd 1 TD	@BALW 17-3	T. Higbee TE LAR
Bears D/ST CHI	@WASW 25-24	1 INT 3 Sack 1 FF	10.8	BN	16.2	3/4 FG 2/2 XP	CLEW 23-9	C. Boswell K PIT
Lions D/ST DET	@KCL 17-30	3 Sack 1 FF	0.6	BN	—		BYE	Vikings D/ST MIN
Total			73.55		74.3			Total

Injured Reserve
IRA. Jones RB MIN	BYE		—	IR	—		@INDL 27-31	IRJ. Conner RB ARI
IRG. Kittle TE SF	@TBL 19-30		—	IR	—		BYE	IRR. Moore WR MIN

Taxi Squad
IRW. Levis QB TEN	@LVL 10-20		—	TAXI	—		@CARL 27-30	J. Milton QB DAL
D. Evans RB FA			—	TAXI	—		NEL 19-25	T. Shough QB NO
J. Hawkins RB FA			—	TAXI	3.7	21 Yd 1/1 Rec 11 Yd	NEL 19-25	K. Miller RB NO
PUPJ. Brooks RB CAR	DALW 30-27		—	TAXI	0		LARL 3-17	K. Mitchell RB BAL
M. Stevenson WR FA			—	TAXI	0.6	2 Yd 1/1 Rec -1 Yd	DENL 11-13	I. Davis RB NYJ
OUTC. Austin WR PIT	CLEW 23-9		—	TAXI	—		@TBL 19-30	OUTJ. James RB SF
X. Hutchinson WR HOU	BYE		—	TAXI	0	0/1 Rec	DENL 11-13	T. Johnson WR NYJ
A. Iosivas WR CIN	@GBL 18-27	1/4 Rec 5 Yd	1	TAXI	9.8	1/1 Rec 33 Yd 1 TD	CHIL 24-25	L. McCaffrey WR WAS
IRJ. Cowing WR SF	@TBL 19-30		—	TAXI	—			J. Baker WR FA
T. Felton WR MIN	BYE		—	TAXI	—			D. Jackson WR FA
J. Lane WR WAS	CHIL 24-25	7 Yd 1/2 Rec 37 Yd	4.9	TAXI	6.7	3/5 Rec 62 Yd	CLEW 23-9	D. Washington TE PIT
Total			73.55		74.3			Total

Week 6 2025 Tue 10/7-Mon 10/13

Benched

Injured Reserve

Taxi Squad