Fantasy Matchup: Pitts of Hathsin @ Anus Bandits · Haha: Clinton's Dicks

Team	Coach Rating	1	2	3	4	Total
Week 5 2025 Tue 9/30-Mon 10/6
Pitts of Hathsin (6-8)	88%	97	46	0	0	142.8
Anus Bandits (5-9)	80%	59	35	0	18	112.7
Final Non-Division Game

Pitts of Ha..					Anus Bandits
Name	Opp	Stats	Total	Pos	Total	Stats	Opp	Name
J. Herbert QB LAC	WASL 10-27	166 Yd 1 TD	16.3	QB	17.8	212 Yd 2 TD	LVW 40-6	D. Jones QB IND
J. Williams RB DAL	@NYJW 37-22	135 Yd 1/2 Rec 4 Yd 2 TD	26.4	RB	18.2	49 Yd 1/1 Rec 8 Yd 2 TD	@JACL 28-31	K. Hunt RB KC
C. Skattebo RB NYG	@NOL 14-26	59 Yd 6/7 Rec 45 Yd	11.4	RB	7.5	27 Yd 4/6 Rec 28 Yd	NYGW 26-14	A. Kamara RB NO
D. Adams WR LAR	SFL 23-26	5/11 Rec 88 Yd	11.3	WR	8.9	6/9 Rec 59 Yd	TBL 35-38	C. Kupp WR SEA
J. Addison WR MIN	@CLEW 21-17	5/6 Rec 41 Yd 1 TD	12.6	WR	15.8	7/11 Rec 123 Yd	@CLEW 21-17	J. Jefferson WR MIN
E. Egbuka WR TB	@SEAW 38-35	7/7 Rec 163 Yd 1 TD	27.8	WR	9.7	3/7 Rec 22 Yd 1 TD	DETL 24-37	T. Higgins WR CIN
R. Shaheed WR SEA	NYGW 26-14	4/5 Rec 114 Yd 1 TD	19.4	FLEX	1.7	3 Yd 1/2 Rec 9 Yd	HOUL 10-44	J. Hill RB BAL
T. Warren TE IND	LVW 40-6	4/4 Rec 44 Yd 1 TD	12.4	TE	16.3	5/5 Rec 78 Yd 1 TD	@CARL 24-27	D. Waller TE MIA
W. Reichard K MIN	@CLEW 21-17	0/1 FG 3/3 XP	3	K	5	0/1 FG 5/5 XP	TBL 35-38	J. Myers K SEA
Chargers D/ST LAC	WASL 10-27	1 Sack 1 FF	2.2	D/ST	11.8	3 INT 2 Sack 2 FF	@CINW 37-24	Lions D/ST DET
Total			142.8		112.7			Total
Optimum			161.85		139.75			Optimum

Benched
S. Darnold QB SEA	TBL 35-38	341 Yd 4 TD	31.05	BN	29.45	389 Yd 3 TD	SFL 23-26	M. Stafford QB LAR
R. Mostert RB LV	@INDL 6-40	22 Yd	2.2	BN	25.3	256 Yd 3 TD	@CARL 24-27	T. Tagovailoa QB MIA
J. McNichols RB WAS	@LACW 27-10	6 Yd 1/2 Rec 12 Yd	2.3	BN	—		BYE	J. Jacobs RB GB
A. Dillon RB PHI	DENL 17-21	12 Yd	1.2	BN	—		@SEAW 38-35	OUTB. Irving RB TB
OUTN. Brown WR WAS	@LACW 27-10		—	BN	5.6	2/2 Rec 46 Yd	HOUL 10-44	D. Hopkins WR BAL
C. Ridley WR TEN	@ARIW 22-21	5/10 Rec 131 Yd	15.6	BN	5.4	3/7 Rec 39 Yd	@LARW 26-23	D. Robinson WR SF
D. Mooney WR ATL	BYE		—	BN	—		DETL 24-37	N. Fant TE CIN
N. Westbrook-Ikhine WR MIA	@CARL 24-27		—	BN	2.5	2/2 Rec 15 Yd	NEL 20-23	D. Knox TE BUF
D. Schultz TE HOU	@BALW 44-10	5/6 Rec 60 Yd	8.5	BN	—		BYE	Bears D/ST CHI
K. Pitts TE ATL	BYE		—	BN	-0.8	1 Sack	SFL 23-26	Rams D/ST LAR
Total			80.35		95.55			Total

Injured Reserve
B. Aiyuk WR SF	@LARW 26-23		—	IR	—		@CLEW 21-17	A. Jones RB MIN
				IR	—		@LARW 26-23	G. Kittle TE SF

Taxi Squad
OUTJ. McCarthy QB MIN	@CLEW 21-17		—	TAXI	—		@ARIW 22-21	W. Levis QB TEN
W. Shipley RB PHI	DENL 17-21	1/2 Rec 4 Yd	0.9	TAXI	—			D. Evans RB FA
OUTS. Vaki RB DET	@CINW 37-24		—	TAXI	—			J. Hawkins RB FA
OUTD. Neal RB NO	NYGW 26-14		—	TAXI	—		MIAW 27-24	J. Brooks RB CAR
QD. Fitzpatrick WR FA			—	TAXI	—			M. Stevenson WR FA
I. Smith-Marsette WR ARI	TENL 21-22		—	TAXI	—		BYE	C. Austin WR PIT
J. Bech WR LV	@INDL 6-40	3/5 Rec 27 Yd	4.2	TAXI	15.3	3/3 Rec 18 Yd 2 TD	@BALW 44-10	X. Hutchinson WR HOU
I. TeSlaa WR DET	@CINW 37-24	1/1 Rec 12 Yd 1 TD	7.7	TAXI	10.7	5/7 Rec 82 Yd	DETL 24-37	A. Iosivas WR CIN
E. Ayomanor WR TEN	@ARIW 22-21	2/4 Rec 18 Yd	2.8	TAXI	0		@LARW 26-23	J. Cowing WR SF
I. Bond WR CLE	MINL 17-21	2/7 Rec 29 Yd	3.9	TAXI	0		@CLEW 21-17	T. Felton WR MIN
				TAXI	2.1	1/2 Rec 16 Yd	@LACW 27-10	J. Lane WR WAS
Total			80.35		95.55			Total

Week 5 2025 Tue 9/30-Mon 10/6

Benched

Injured Reserve

Taxi Squad