Fantasy Matchup: 2kYearOldDream @ Anus Bandits · Haha: Clinton's Dicks

Team	Coach Rating	1	2	3	4	Total
Week 2 2025 Tue 9/9-Mon 9/15
2kYearOldDream (8-6)	78%	99	12	0	6	117
Anus Bandits (5-9)	90%	93	0	10	15	118.1
Final Division Game

2kYearOldDr..					Anus Bandits
Name	Opp	Stats	Total	Pos	Total	Stats	Opp	Name
J. Allen QB BUF	@NYJW 30-10	148 Yd	13.3	QB	19.3	298 Yd 2 TD	@TENW 33-19	M. Stafford QB LAR
T. Etienne RB JAC	@CINL 27-31	71 Yd 2/3 Rec 18 Yd 1 TD	15.9	RB	13	99 Yd 6/6 Rec 21 Yd	SFL 21-26	A. Kamara RB NO
K. Walker RB SEA	@PITW 31-17	105 Yd 1/1 Rec 13 Yd 1 TD	18.3	RB	14.4	84 Yd 1 TD	WASW 27-18	J. Jacobs RB GB
A. Jeanty RB LV	LACL 9-20	43 Yd 3/4 Rec 1 Yd	5.9	FLEX	15.1	71 Yd 6/6 Rec 50 Yd	@HOUW 20-19	B. Irving RB TB
D. Metcalf WR PIT	SEAL 17-31	3/6 Rec 20 Yd 1 TD	9.5	WR	12.5	7/9 Rec 90 Yd	@PITW 31-17	C. Kupp WR SEA
C. Lamb WR DAL	NYGW 40-37	9/11 Rec 112 Yd	15.7	WR	9.6	3/6 Rec 81 Yd	ATLL 6-22	J. Jefferson WR MIN
K. Coleman WR BUF	@NYJW 30-10	3/3 Rec 26 Yd	4.1	WR	13.1	3/8 Rec 56 Yd 1 TD	JACW 31-27	T. Higgins WR CIN
J. Ferguson TE DAL	NYGW 40-37	9/12 Rec 78 Yd	12.3	TE	4.3	3/4 Rec 28 Yd	JACW 31-27	N. Fant TE CIN
C. Little K JAC	@CINL 27-31	2/2 FG 3/3 XP	10.2	K	9.4	1/2 FG 4/4 XP	@PITW 31-17	J. Myers K SEA
Cardinals D/ST ARI	CARW 27-22	1 TD 1 INT 3 Sack 1 FF	11.8	D/ST	7.4	5 Sack 1 FF	@TENW 33-19	Rams D/ST LAR
Total			117		118.1			Total
Optimum			148.8		130.6			Optimum

Benched
J. Goff QB DET	CHIW 52-21	334 Yd 5 TD	37.3	BN	26	316 Yd 2 TD	DENW 29-28	D. Jones QB IND
C. Stroud QB HOU	TBL 19-20	207 Yd 1 TD	17.05	BN	21.75	315 Yd 2 TD	NEL 27-33	T. Tagovailoa QB MIA
S. Perine RB CIN	JACW 31-27		0	BN	2.9	31 Yd 1/1 Rec 3 Yd	PHIL 17-20	K. Hunt RB KC
T. Chandler RB MIN	ATLL 6-22		—	BN	2.3	23 Yd 0/1 Rec	ATLL 6-22	A. Jones RB MIN
H. Brown WR KC	PHIL 17-20	5/5 Rec 30 Yd	5.5	BN	4	7 Yd 3/3 Rec 18 Yd	CLEW 41-17	J. Hill RB BAL
S. Moore WR SF	@NOW 26-21		0	BN	13.4	2/2 Rec 64 Yd 1 TD	CLEW 41-17	D. Hopkins WR BAL
Z. Flowers WR BAL	CLEW 41-17	4 Yd 7/11 Rec 75 Yd	11.4	BN	—		@NOW 26-21	D. Robinson WR SF
T. Tucker WR LV	LACL 9-20	7 Yd 3/8 Rec 12 Yd	3.4	BN	2.9	2/5 Rec 19 Yd	@NYJW 30-10	D. Knox TE BUF
D. Douglas WR NE	@MIAW 33-27	1/1 Rec 8 Yd	1.3	BN	-7		@DETL 21-52	Bears D/ST CHI
OUTI. Likely TE BAL	CLEW 41-17		—	BN	9.4	1 INT 4 Sack 1 FF	CHIW 52-21	Lions D/ST DET
Total			90.95		84.65			Total

Injured Reserve
C. Watson WR GB	WASW 27-18		—	IR	—		@NOW 26-21	G. Kittle TE SF

Taxi Squad
S. Howell QB PHI	@KCW 20-17		—	TAXI	—		LARL 19-33	W. Levis QB TEN
D. Dallas RB JAC	@CINL 27-31		—	TAXI	—			D. Evans RB FA
I. Abanikanda RB DAL	NYGW 40-37		—	TAXI	—			J. Hawkins RB FA
K. McIntosh RB SEA	@PITW 31-17		—	TAXI	—		@ARIL 22-27	J. Brooks RB CAR
E. Bailey RB FA			—	TAXI	—			M. Stevenson WR FA
K. Milton RB CIN	JACW 31-27		—	TAXI	2.7	1/4 Rec 22 Yd	SEAL 17-31	C. Austin WR PIT
D. Giddens RB IND	DENW 29-28	0/1 Rec	0	TAXI	3.9	2/3 Rec 29 Yd	TBL 19-20	X. Hutchinson WR HOU
D. Davis WR LAC	@LVW 20-9		0	TAXI	1.7	1/5 Rec 12 Yd	JACW 31-27	A. Iosivas WR CIN
D. Wicks WR GB	WASW 27-18	4/6 Rec 44 Yd	6.4	TAXI	—		@NOW 26-21	J. Cowing WR SF
M. Corley WR CLE	@BALL 17-41		—	TAXI	—		ATLL 6-22	T. Felton WR MIN
R. Wilson WR PIT	SEAL 17-31	1/2 Rec 7 Yd	1.2	TAXI	0.7	1/4 Rec 2 Yd	@GBL 18-27	J. Lane WR WAS
J. Noel WR HOU	TBL 19-20		0	TAXI
J. Higgins WR HOU	TBL 19-20	1/1 Rec 28 Yd	3.3	TAXI
E. Arroyo TE SEA	@PITW 31-17	2/3 Rec 31 Yd	4.1	TAXI
Total			90.95		84.65			Total

Week 2 2025 Tue 9/9-Mon 9/15

Benched

Injured Reserve

Taxi Squad