Fantasy Matchup: Anus Bandits @ The Fantasy Football Team · Haha: Clinton's Dicks

Team	Coach Rating	1	2	3	4	Total
Week 1 2025 Tue 9/2-Mon 9/8
Anus Bandits (5-9)	72%	44	32	0	13	88.9
The Fantasy Football Team (6-8)	71%	62	23	1	0	86.25
Final Division Game

Anus Bandits					The Fantasy..
Name	Opp	Stats	Total	Pos	Total	Stats	Opp	Name
T. Tagovailoa QB MIA	@INDL 8-33	114 Yd 1 TD	6.4	QB	9.95	113 Yd 1 TD	@CLEW 17-16	J. Burrow QB CIN
A. Kamara RB NO	ARIL 13-20	45 Yd 2/2 Rec 12 Yd 1 TD	12.7	RB	11.3	71 Yd 3/3 Rec 27 Yd	MIAW 33-8	J. Taylor RB IND
J. Jacobs RB GB	DETW 27-13	66 Yd 1/1 Rec 4 Yd 1 TD	13.5	RB	16.4	57 Yd 3/5 Rec 32 Yd 1 TD	@JACL 10-26	C. Hubbard RB CAR
B. Irving RB TB	@ATLW 23-20	37 Yd 4/4 Rec 8 Yd 1 TD	12.5	FLEX	13.8	63 Yd 2/2 Rec 5 Yd 1 TD	TENW 20-12	J. Dobbins RB DEN
C. Kupp WR SEA	SFL 13-17	2/3 Rec 15 Yd	2.5	WR	1.3	1/1 Rec 8 Yd	DALW 24-20	A. Brown WR PHI
J. Jefferson WR MIN	@CHIW 27-24	4 Yd 4/7 Rec 44 Yd 1 TD	12.8	WR	3.6	2/5 Rec 26 Yd	@CLEW 17-16	J. Chase WR CIN
T. Higgins WR CIN	@CLEW 17-16	3/4 Rec 33 Yd	4.8	WR	8.5	9 Yd 1/7 Rec 11 Yd 1 TD	CARW 26-10	B. Thomas WR JAC
G. Kittle TE SF	@SEAW 17-13	4/4 Rec 25 Yd 1 TD	10.5	TE	1	1/1 Rec 5 Yd	@BUFL 40-41	M. Andrews TE BAL
J. Moody K WAS	@SEAW 17-13	1/3 FG 2/2 XP	5.2	K	11.4	2/2 FG 2/2 XP	@PHIL 20-24	B. Aubrey K DAL
Bengals D/ST CIN	@CLEW 17-16	2 INT 2 Sack	8	D/ST	9	2 INT 1 Sack	SFL 13-17	Seahawks D/ST SEA
Total			88.9		86.25			Total
Optimum			121.95		120.9			Optimum

Benched
M. Stafford QB LAR	HOUW 14-9	245 Yd 1 TD	15.05	BN	12.1	178 Yd 1 TD	CARW 26-10	T. Lawrence QB JAC
K. Hunt RB KC	@LACL 21-27	16 Yd 2/3 Rec 10 Yd	3.6	BN	—			S. McCormick RB FA
A. Jones RB MIN	@CHIW 27-24	23 Yd 3/3 Rec 44 Yd 1 TD	14.2	BN	0.8	1 Yd 1/1 Rec 2 Yd	DETW 27-13	C. Brooks RB GB
J. Hill RB BAL	@BUFL 40-41	-14 Yd 1/2 Rec 3 Yd	-1.6	BN	—		@ATLW 23-20	C. Godwin WR TB
D. Hopkins WR BAL	@BUFL 40-41	2/2 Rec 35 Yd 1 TD	10.5	BN	9.1	5/8 Rec 66 Yd	CINL 16-17	J. Jeudy WR CLE
D. Robinson WR SF	@SEAW 17-13		—	BN	2.6	2/5 Rec 16 Yd	@SEAW 17-13	J. Jennings WR SF
D. Knox TE BUF	BALW 41-40	2/2 Rec 20 Yd	3	BN	8.6	5/9 Rec 61 Yd	BALW 41-40	J. Palmer WR BUF
J. Myers K SEA	SFL 13-17	2/2 FG 1/1 XP	9.5	BN	7.9	7/7 Rec 44 Yd	DALW 24-20	D. Goedert TE PHI
Bears D/ST CHI	MINL 24-27	1 TD 1 INT 3 Sack	8.2	BN	11.8	4/4 Rec 48 Yd 1 TD	BALW 41-40	D. Kincaid TE BUF
Lions D/ST DET	@GBL 13-27		-1.8	BN	8	1 INT 4 Sack	DETW 27-13	Packers D/ST GB
Total			81.75		96.4			Total

Injured Reserve
				IR	—		@LARL 9-14	J. Mixon RB HOU

Taxi Squad
W. Levis QB TEN	@DENL 12-20		—	TAXI	3.6	112 Yd	@DENL 12-20	C. Ward QB TEN
D. Evans RB FA			—	TAXI	0.1		SFL 13-17	J. Milroe QB SEA
J. Hawkins RB FA			—	TAXI	—			T. Sermon RB FA
J. Brooks RB CAR	@JACL 10-26		—	TAXI	0.8	8 Yd	@NEW 20-13	Z. White RB LV
M. Stevenson WR FA			—	TAXI	—		@DENL 12-20	T. Spears RB TEN
C. Austin WR PIT	@NYJW 34-32	4/6 Rec 70 Yd 1 TD	15	TAXI	0		@NEW 20-13	D. Laube RB LV
X. Hutchinson WR HOU	@LARL 9-14	5 Yd 2/2 Rec 30 Yd	4.5	TAXI	—		KCW 27-21	K. Vidal RB LAC
A. Iosivas WR CIN	@CLEW 17-16		—	TAXI	—		@DENL 12-20	K. Mullings RB TEN
J. Cowing WR SF	@SEAW 17-13		—	TAXI	0		@CLEW 17-16	T. Brooks RB CIN
T. Felton WR MIN	@CHIW 27-24		0	TAXI	0		@BUFL 40-41	T. Wallace WR BAL
J. Lane WR WAS	NYGW 21-6	1/2 Rec 11 Yd	1.6	TAXI	13.3	6/8 Rec 103 Yd	LVL 13-20	K. Boutte WR NE
				TAXI	12.7	6/9 Rec 37 Yd 1 TD	MINL 24-27	R. Odunze WR CHI
				TAXI	0.6	1/1 Rec 1 Yd	DETW 27-13	S. Williams WR GB
				TAXI	0.2	1/1 Rec -3 Yd	MINL 24-27	L. Burden WR CHI
				TAXI	4.2	4/4 Rec 22 Yd	@LARL 9-14	C. Stover TE HOU
Total			81.75		96.4			Total

Week 1 2025 Tue 9/2-Mon 9/8

Benched

Injured Reserve

Taxi Squad