Fantasy Matchup: Mellonhead @ my couch pulls out,but I don't (The Shady Dicker) · Poon Jabs Keeper League

Team	Coach Rating	1	2	3	4	Total
Week 5 2025 Tue 9/30-Mon 10/6
Mellonhead (5-9)	83%	43	29	0	0	72.58
my couch pulls out,but I don't (The Shady Dicker) (8-6)	78%	55	29	23	0	107.62
Final Division Game

Mellonhead					my couch pu..
Name	Opp	Stats	Total	Pos	Total	Stats	Opp	Name
D. Jones QB IND	LVW 40-6	212 Yd 2 TD	19.68	QB	23.42	253 Yd 2 TD	NEL 20-23	J. Allen QB BUF
T. Pollard RB TEN	@ARIW 22-21	67 Yd 3/3 Rec 11 Yd 1 TD	11.8	RB	23.1	65 Yd 8/10 Rec 66 Yd 2 TD	SFL 23-26	K. Williams RB LAR
W. Marks RB HOU	@BALW 44-10	24 Yd 0/1 Rec	2.4	RB	9.6	52 Yd 3/4 Rec 4 Yd 1 TD	@CLEW 21-17	J. Mason RB MIN
R. Harvey RB DEN	@PHIW 21-17	12 Yd 3/3 Rec 18 Yd	3	FLEX	5.5	27 Yd 4/6 Rec 28 Yd	NYGW 26-14	A. Kamara RB NO
C. Godwin WR TB	@SEAW 38-35	3/4 Rec 26 Yd	2.6	WR	11.7	2/4 Rec 57 Yd 1 TD	@NYJW 37-22	G. Pickens WR DAL
A. Brown WR PHI	DENL 17-21	5/8 Rec 43 Yd	4.3	WR	19.2	8/9 Rec 132 Yd 1 TD	TBL 35-38	J. Smith-Njigba WR SEA
D. Waller TE MIA	@CARL 24-27	5/5 Rec 78 Yd 1 TD	13.8	TE	4.1	5/7 Rec 41 Yd	TENL 21-22	T. McBride TE ARI
J. Myers K SEA	TBL 35-38	0/1 FG 5/5 XP	5	K	6	1/1 FG 1/1 XP	WASL 10-27	C. Dicker K LAC
Cardinals D/ST ARI	TENL 21-22	1 INT 2 Sack 1 FF	10	D/ST	5	2 Sack	@CLEW 21-17	Vikings D/ST MIN
Total			72.58		107.62			Total
Optimum			86.88		137.82			Optimum

Benched
J. Love QB GB	BYE		—	BN	29.92	283 Yd 2 TD	DALL 22-37	J. Fields QB NYJ
OUTJ. McCarthy QB MIN	@CLEW 21-17		—	BN	—		MIAW 27-24	OUTC. Hubbard RB CAR
B. Robinson RB SF	@LARW 26-23	12 Yd	1.2	BN	25	111 Yd 2/2 Rec 39 Yd 2 TD	@LACW 27-10	J. Croskey-Merritt RB WAS
I. Pacheco RB KC	@JACL 28-31	36 Yd 3/3 Rec 20 Yd	5.6	BN	—		BYE	D. Metcalf WR PIT
OUTT. Tracy RB NYG	@NOL 14-26		—	BN	3.2	4/6 Rec 32 Yd	@INDL 6-40	J. Meyers WR JAC
B. Tuten RB JAC	KCW 31-28	6 Yd 1/1 Rec 5 Yd	1.1	BN	—		@LARW 26-23	B. Aiyuk WR SF
D. Moore WR CHI	BYE		—	BN	6.3	4/7 Rec 23 Yd 1 TD	NEL 20-23	K. Coleman WR BUF
T. Higgins WR CIN	DETL 24-37	3/7 Rec 22 Yd 1 TD	8.2	BN	9	2/2 FG 2/2 XP	NEL 20-23	M. Prater K BUF
T. Franklin WR DEN	@PHIW 21-17	3/5 Rec 35 Yd	5.5	BN	—		BYE	Packers D/ST GB
E. Ayomanor WR TEN	@ARIW 22-21	2/4 Rec 18 Yd	1.8	BN
T. Kraft TE GB	BYE		—	BN
H. Fannin TE CLE	MINL 17-21	4/4 Rec 13 Yd 1 TD	7.3	BN
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Total			34.3		87.42			Total

Injured Reserve
B. Allen RB NYJ	DALL 22-37		—	IR

Taxi Squad
D. Sampson RB CLE	MINL 17-21	-4 Yd 1/2 Rec 6 Yd	0.2	TAXI	10.8	36 Yd 1/2 Rec 12 Yd 1 TD	TBL 35-38	Z. Charbonnet RB SEA
J. Blue RB DAL	@NYJW 37-22	7 Yd	0.7	TAXI	—		BYE	M. Golden WR GB
J. Bech WR LV	@INDL 6-40	3/5 Rec 27 Yd	2.7	TAXI	3.2	4/4 Rec 32 Yd	@BALW 44-10	J. Higgins WR HOU
J. Royals WR KC	@JACL 28-31		—	TAXI
Total			34.3		87.42			Total

Week 5 2025 Tue 9/30-Mon 10/6

Benched

Injured Reserve

Taxi Squad