Fantasy Matchup: I HAVE HEMORRHOIDS @ the lights are on but no one’s Mahomes · WVFFL · NFL

Team	Coach Rating	1	2	3	4	Total
Week 8 2025 Tue 10/21-Mon 10/27
I HAVE HEMORRHOIDS (5-9)	100%	101	18	3	0	121.78
the lights are on but no one’s Mahomes (8-6)	96%	56	19	15	58	147.46
Final Regular Season Game

I HAVE HEMO..							the lights ..
Name	Opp	Stats	Total		Pos		Total	Stats	Opp	Name
J. Dart QB NYG	@PHIL 20-38	193 Yd 2 TD	21.42		QB		28.96	299 Yd 3 TD	WASW 28-7	P. Mahomes QB KC
B. Hall RB NYJ	@CINW 39-38	133 Yd 2/3 Rec 14 Yd 3 TD	41.86		RB		38.4	150 Yd 4/5 Rec 24 Yd 2 TD	NYGW 38-20	S. Barkley RB PHI
W. Marks RB HOU	SFW 26-15	62 Yd 4/4 Rec 49 Yd	17.1		RB		19.1	111 Yd 2/2 Rec 10 Yd	DALW 44-24	J. Dobbins RB DEN
C. Lamb WR DAL	@DENL 24-44	2 Yd 7/10 Rec 74 Yd	14.6		WR		4.2	1 Yd 3/6 Rec 11 Yd	@KCL 7-28	D. Samuel WR WAS
M. Golden WR GB	@PITW 35-25	3/3 Rec 4 Yd	3.4		WR		24.5	12 Yd 9/9 Rec 93 Yd 1 TD	WASW 28-7	R. Rice WR KC
H. Brown WR KC	WASW 28-7	0/1 Rec	0		FLEX		14.5	33 Yd 3/3 Rec 12 Yd 1 TD	@PITW 35-25	J. Jacobs RB GB
H. Fannin TE CLE	@NEL 13-32	2 Yd 6/8 Rec 62 Yd 1 TD	18.4		TE		17.8	3/3 Rec 28 Yd 2 TD	NYGW 38-20	D. Goedert TE PHI
B. Grupe K IND	TBL 3-23	1/1 FG	3		K		—		BYE	J. Bates K DET
Bears D/ST CHI	@BALL 16-30	2 Sack 1 FF	2		D/ST		0	1 FF	GBL 25-35	Steelers D/ST PIT
Total			121.78				147.46			Total
Optimum			121.78				152.16			Optimum

Benched
J. Goff QB DET	BYE		—		BN		20.76	219 Yd 2 TD	GBL 25-35	A. Rodgers QB PIT
OUTH. Haskins RB LAC	MINW 37-10		—		BN		19.2	59 Yd 3/3 Rec 23 Yd 1 TD	@INDL 14-38	T. Spears RB TEN
T. Benson RB ARI	BYE		—		BN		—		BYE	D. Adams WR LAR
OUTB. Irving RB TB	@NOW 23-3		—		BN		—		BYE	C. Kupp WR SEA
J. Smith-Njigba WR SEA	BYE		—		BN		4.6	2/3 Rec 26 Yd	@LACL 10-37	T. Hockenson TE MIN
Total			0				44.56			Total

Injured Reserve
D. Waller TE MIA	@ATLW 34-10		—		IR