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Slayer Songs Describe My Bowels 2026 Draft Picks

Draft PickSlotDetailAction
1st round pick1.7 #7Traded to
SEASON OVER..
2nd round pick2.7 #31
3rd round pick3.7 #55
4th round pick4.18 #90
5th round pick5.7 #103
6th round pick6.18 #138
7th round pick7.7 #151
8th round pick8.13 #181
9th round pick9.7 #194
10th round pick10.17 #226
11th round pick11.5 #236
12th round pick12.10 #261
13th round pick13.4 #268Unused
14th round pick14.7 #281Unused
15th round pick15.3 #286Unused
16th round pick16.3 #293Unused
17th round pick17.2 #295Unused
18th round pick18.2 #297Unused
19th round pick19.1 #297Unused
20th round pick20.1 #298Unused

Slayer Songs Describe My Bowels 2027 Draft Picks

1st round pick1.7 #7Traded to
I See Youuu..
2nd round pick2.7 #31
3rd round pick3.7 #55
4th round pick4.18 #90
5th round pick5.7 #103
6th round pick6.18 #138
7th round pick7.7 #151
8th round pick8.18 #186
9th round pick9.7 #199
10th round pick10.18 #234
11th round pick11.7 #247
12th round pick12.9 #272
13th round pick13.5 #281Unused
14th round pick14.3 #288Unused
15th round pick15.3 #293Unused
16th round pick16.2 #295Unused
17th round pick17.2 #297Unused
18th round pick18.1 #298Unused
19th round pick19.1 #298Unused
20th round pick20.1 #298Unused

Slayer Songs Describe My Bowels 2028 Draft Picks

1st round pick1.7 #7
2nd round pick2.7 #31
3rd round pick3.7 #55
4th round pick4.18 #90
5th round pick5.7 #103
6th round pick6.18 #138
7th round pick7.7 #151
8th round pick8.18 #186
9th round pick9.7 #199
10th round pick10.18 #234
11th round pick11.7 #247
12th round pick12.9 #273Unused
13th round pick13.5 #281Unused
14th round pick14.4 #289Unused
15th round pick15.3 #294Unused
16th round pick16.2 #296Unused
17th round pick17.1 #297Unused
18th round pick18.1 #298Unused
19th round pick19.1 #298Unused
20th round pick20.1 #298Unused