Rosters · PKA Blumpkins

Player		Availability
The Golden Rectum of the Gods
Name		Action
D. Prescott QB DAL (10)		Locked
S. Perine RB CIN (10)		Locked
A. Morris RB FA		Locked
J. Ajayi RB FA		Locked
D. Henry RB BAL (7)		Locked
A. Peterson RB FA		Locked
D. Johnson RB FA		Locked
K. Allen WR LAC (12)		Locked
J. Landry WR FA		Locked
D. Jackson WR FA		Locked
M. Lee WR FA		Locked
M. Lewis TE DEN (12)		Locked
IRZ. Ertz TE WAS (12)		Locked
M. Bryant K FA		Locked
Seahawks D/ST SEA (8)		Locked
Chiefs D/ST KC (10)		Locked
Total 15 / 15 Keepers 0 Set / 15 Allowed

Refrigerator Perry
D. Brees QB FA		Locked
L. McCoy RB FA		Locked
D. Lewis RB FA		Locked
M. Forte RB FA		Locked
D. Woodhead RB FA		Locked
I. Crowell RB FA		Locked
C. Carson RB FA		Locked
R. Chosen WR WAS (12)		Locked
R. Woods WR FA		Locked
A. Jeffery WR FA		Locked
M. Jones WR FA		Locked
J. Crowder WR FA		Locked
O. Beckham WR FA		Locked
B. Watson TE FA		Locked
J. Elliott K PHI (9)		Locked
Jaguars D/ST JAC (8)		Locked
Total 15 / 15 Keepers 4 Set / 15 Allowed

tbd
B. Roethlisberger QB FA		Locked
J. Goff QB DET (8)		Locked
L. Miller RB FA		Locked
L. Murray RB FA		Locked
S. Ware RB FA		Locked
D. Hopkins WR BAL (7)		Locked
D. Baldwin WR FA		Locked
M. Sanu WR FA		Locked
OUTS. Shepard WR TB (9)		Locked
R. Gronkowski TE FA		Locked
K. Rudolph TE FA		Locked
M. Prater K BUF (7)		Locked
Texans D/ST HOU (6)		Locked
Eagles D/ST PHI (9)		Locked
Total 13 / 15 Keepers 3 Set / 15 Allowed


Mall Norment's Pretzel Twister
E. Manning QB FA		Locked
D. McFadden RB FA		Locked
E. Elliott RB FA		Locked
W. Smallwood RB FA		Locked
L. Bell RB FA		Locked
A. Thielen WR PIT (6)		Locked
K. Benjamin WR FA		Locked
W. Fuller WR FA		Locked
C. Brate TE FA		Locked
R. Succop K FA		Locked
Steelers D/ST PIT (5)		Locked
Total 10 / 15 Keepers 0 Set / 15 Allowed





Double Townsends
OUTP. Rivers QB IND (11)		Locked
IRC. Wentz QB MIN (6)		Locked
K. Hunt RB KC (10)		Locked
L. Fournette RB FA		Locked
R. Burkhead RB FA		Locked
O. Darkwa RB FA		Locked
C. Clement RB FA		Locked
D. Bryant WR FA		Locked
T. Hilton WR FA		Locked
G. Tate WR FA		Locked
J. Kearse WR FA		Locked
P. Garcon WR FA		Locked
A. Hooper TE NE (14)		Locked
G. Olsen TE FA		Locked
S. Hauschka K FA		Locked
Rams D/ST LAR (8)		Locked
Total 15 / 15 Keepers 0 Set / 15 Allowed

Amari Cooper Draper Pryce
IRP. Mahomes QB KC (10)		Locked
QM. Stafford QB LAR (8)		Locked
A. Luck QB FA		Locked
IRJ. Conner RB ARI (8)		Locked
J. Howard RB FA		Locked
A. Collins RB FA		Locked
D. Foster RB FA		Locked
T. Cohen RB FA		Locked
M. Evans WR TB (9)		Locked
D. Funchess WR FA		Locked
C. Meredith WR FA		Locked
K. Golladay WR FA		Locked
D. Westbrook WR FA		Locked
J. Graham TE FA		Locked
Raiders D/ST LV (8)		Locked
Total 15 / 15 Keepers 0 Set / 15 Allowed

Player		Availability
Defending Champ
Name		Action
T. Brady QB FA		Locked
F. Gore RB FA		Locked
T. Coleman RB FA		Locked
A. Abdullah RB IND (11)		Locked
L. Blount RB FA		Locked
P. Barber RB FA		Locked
T. Montgomery RB FA		Locked
J. Jones WR FA		Locked
M. Thomas WR FA		Locked
K. Stills WR FA		Locked
R. Matthews WR FA		Locked
S. Watkins WR FA		Locked
T. Kroft TE FA		Locked
C. Clay TE FA		Locked
QG. Zuerlein K FA		Locked
Ravens D/ST BAL (7)		Locked
Total 15 / 15 Keepers 0 Set / 15 Allowed

Don Juan
K. Cousins QB ATL (5)		Locked
OUTM. Mariota QB WAS (12)		Locked
OUTD. Carr QB FA		Locked
M. Gordon RB FA		Locked
IRJ. Mixon RB HOU (6)		Locked
B. Cooks WR BUF (7)		Locked
T. Ginn WR FA		Locked
E. Sanders WR FA		Locked
J. Edelman WR FA		Locked
P. Richardson WR FA		Locked
A. Robinson WR FA		Locked
E. Engram TE DEN (12)		Locked
K. Forbath K FA		Locked
Bears D/ST CHI (5)		Locked
Total 14 / 15 Keepers 0 Set / 15 Allowed


2 man groupme
OUTC. Keenum QB CHI (5)		Locked
A. Smith QB FA		Locked
D. Freeman RB FA		Locked
K. Drake RB FA		Locked
C. Hyde RB FA		Locked
OUTA. Jones RB MIN (6)		Locked
J. McKinnon RB FA		Locked
D. Cook RB FA		Locked
M. Crabtree WR FA		Locked
N. Agholor WR FA		Locked
T. Lockett WR LV (8)		Locked
A. Brown WR FA		Locked
R. Cobb WR FA		Locked
J. Cook TE FA		Locked
C. Boswell K PIT (5)		Locked
Saints D/ST NO (11)		Locked
Total 15 / 15 Keepers 0 Set / 15 Allowed

Gurley, Interrupted
C. Newton QB FA		Locked
J. Stewart RB FA		Locked
T. Gurley RB FA		Locked
G. Bernard RB FA		Locked
T. Riddick RB FA		Locked
J. Allen RB FA		Locked
D. Adams WR LAR (8)		Locked
S. Diggs WR NE (14)		Locked
M. Goodwin WR FA		Locked
C. Kupp WR SEA (8)		Locked
J. Smith-Schuster WR KC (10)		Locked
C. Davis WR FA		Locked
T. Kelce TE KC (10)		Locked
J. Reed TE FA		Locked
S. Gostkowski K FA		Locked
Vikings D/ST MIN (6)		Locked
Total 15 / 15 Keepers 0 Set / 15 Allowed

Grab the Balls, Not the Shaft
B. Bortles QB FA		Locked
A. Rodgers QB PIT (5)		Locked
A. Dalton QB CAR (14)		Locked
PUPD. Watson QB CLE (9)		Locked
M. Ingram RB FA		Locked
C. Anderson RB FA		Locked
C. McCaffrey RB SF (14)		Locked
D. Foreman RB FA		Locked
IRT. Hill WR MIA (12)		Locked
A. Green WR FA		Locked
OUTA. Cooper WR FA		Locked
D. Walker TE FA		Locked
J. Doyle TE FA		Locked
O. Howard TE FA		Locked
J. Tucker K FA		Locked
Bengals D/ST CIN (10)		Locked
Total 15 / 15 Keepers 0 Set / 15 Allowed

Knock Knock Knockin' on Asia's Door
OUTR. Wilson QB NYG (14)		Locked
OUTA. Kamara RB NO (11)		Locked
M. Davis RB FA		Locked
D. Murray RB FA		Locked
J. Williams RB FA		Locked
K. Williams RB FA		Locked
L. Fitzgerald WR FA		Locked
J. Gordon WR FA		Locked
D. Thomas WR FA		Locked
J. Nelson WR FA		Locked
E. Ebron TE FA		Locked
V. Davis TE FA		Locked
W. Lutz K DEN (12)		Locked
R. Gould K FA		Locked
Lions D/ST DET (8)		Locked
Chargers D/ST LAC (12)		Locked
Total 15 / 15 Keepers 0 Set / 15 Allowed

The Golden Rectum of the Gods

Refrigerator Perry

tbd

Mall Norment's Pretzel Twister

Double Townsends

Amari Cooper Draper Pryce

Defending Champ

Don Juan

2 man groupme

Gurley, Interrupted

Grab the Balls, Not the Shaft

Knock Knock Knockin' on Asia's Door