Eat My Shorts · The Simpsons League · NFL

Player		Week 2			Rank		Fantasy					Availability
Eat My Shorts
Name		Opp	FPts		2025		Last 1	Last 3	Last 5	Season			Status
Bryce Young QB CAR (14)		@ARIL 22-27	27.6		19		18.2	15.72	18.16	15.9 255.15 Total		Locked	QB
Jared Goff QB DET (8)		CHIW 52-21	40.3		7		21.55	19.57	22.57	21.9 371.7 Total		Locked	QB/RB/WR/TE/K
Bijan Robinson RB ATL (5)		@MINW 22-6	16.8		4		4.3↓	22.33	19.18	17.9 304.8 Total		Locked	RB
QDe'Von Achane RB MIA (12)		NEL 27-33	18.2		6		11.2↓	13.63	15.36	17.1 272.8 Total		Locked	RB/WR/TE/K
Kyren Williams RB LAR (8)		@TENW 33-19	8		8		8.1↓	9.87↓	13.22	13.4 227.3 Total		Locked	RB/WR/TE/K
Gus Edwards RB FA			—									Locked	RB/WR/TE/K
Tetairoa McMillan WR CAR (14)		@ARIL 22-27	10		14		6.5↓	7.77	7.62	9 152.4 Total		Locked	WR
Michael Pittman WR IND (11)		DENW 29-28	4		26		1.1↓	1.97↓	4.28	7.6 129.4 Total		Locked	RB/WR/TE/K
Cooper Kupp WR SEA (8)		@PITW 31-17	9		58		2.9↓	2.47↓	4.3	4.6 74.3 Total		Locked	RB/WR/TE/K
Darnell Mooney WR ATL (5)		@MINW 22-6	2		83		2↓	2.63	2.2	3.4 50.3 Total		Locked	RB/WR/TE/K
Chig Okonkwo TE TEN (10)		LARL 19-33	3.5		25		0.2↓	8.03	5.88	4.3 73 Total		Locked	TE
Cairo Santos K CHI (5)		@DETL 21-52	3		19		8	10.33	9	9.7 136 Total		Locked	K
Philadelphia Eagles D/ST PHI (9)		@KCW 20-17	12		12		8↓	12.33	19.6	14.6 248 Total		Locked	D/ST
New Orleans Saints D/ST NO (11)		SFL 21-26	13		14		16	24↑	16.2	14.2 241 Total		Locked	FLEX
IRNate Hobbs CB GB (5)		WASW 27-18	3		129		3	4	2.4	3.8 42 Total		Locked	FLEX
QMinkah Fitzpatrick S MIA (12)		NEL 27-33	12		15		15	13.33	15.6	13.7 192 Total		Locked	DB
QJevon Holland S NYG (14)		@DALL 37-40	18		63		0↓	8	9.8	8.4 118 Total		Locked	FLEX
QJulian Love S SEA (8)		@PITW 31-17	3		84		0↓	9.33	5.6	9.5 76 Total		Locked	FLEX
Derrick Brown IL CAR (14)		@ARIL 22-27	9		12		15↑	12↑	9.4	6.8 116 Total		Locked	EDR/IL
Kyzir White LB FA			—		182		6	6	6	6 6 Total		Locked	LB
Matthew Judon EDR FA (12)		NEL 27-33	0		120		0↓	2	1.8	1.9 27 Total		Locked	FLEX
Tremaine Edmunds LB CHI (5)		@DETL 21-52	18		23		21↑	15.67	14.8	15.9 207 Total		Locked	FLEX

Benched
QGeno Smith QB LV (8)		LACL 9-20	7		23		8.9↓	12.38	13.97	14.7 220.15 Total		Locked	BN
IRZach Charbonnet RB SEA (8)		@PITW 31-17	1		21		17.7↑	18.43↑	13	10.2 163.4 Total		Locked	BN
Samaje Perine RB CIN (10)		JACW 31-27	0		56		5.2	7.53↑	5.94	4.2 62.9 Total		Locked	BN
IRJerome Ford RB CLE (9)		@BALL 17-41	5.4		95		1↓	0.8	0.54	1.6 20.6 Total		Locked	BN
Clyde Edwards-Helaire RB FA			—		137		1.7↑	1.1	1.1	1.1 2.2 Total		Locked	BN
Khalil Shakir WR BUF (7)		@NYJW 30-10	1.2		38		3.5↓	4.47↓	4.3	6.5 104.4 Total		Locked	BN
IRJosh Reynolds WR NYJ (9)		BUFL 10-30	—		161		5.9↑	4.43	3.02	3 15.1 Total		Locked	BN
EXMike Williams WR FA			—									Locked	BN
DJ Chark WR FA			—									Locked	BN
QHunter Henry TE NE (14)		@MIAW 33-27	0.9		6		5.6	8.67	7.02	7 118.8 Total		Locked	BN
Juwan Johnson TE NO (11)		SFL 21-26	10.9		12		4.1↓	7.5	5.86	6.1 102.9 Total		Locked	BN
IRZach Ertz TE WAS (12)		@GBL 18-27	12.4		21		1.1↓	5.97	5.58	6.2 80.4 Total		Locked	BN
Daniel Carlson K LV (8)		LACL 9-20	13		26		18↑	8.67	6.8	7.4 111 Total		Locked	BN
D.J. Reed CB DET (8)		CHIW 52-21	15		46		3↓	8	12.2	11.2 123 Total		Locked	BN
Joey Bosa EDR BUF (7)		@NYJW 30-10	10		51		3↓	2↓	2.8	5.1 76 Total		Locked	BN
Jarran Reed IL SEA (8)		@PITW 31-17	12		80		9↑	3	4.2	3.4 40.5 Total		Locked	BN
Kenneth Murray LB DAL (10)		NYGW 40-37	15		57		3↓	2↓	1.2↓	7.2 122 Total		Locked	BN
Dre Greenlaw LB DEN (12)		@INDL 28-29	—		101		3↓	8	7.4	6.8 54 Total		Locked	BN
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Injured Reserve
Matt Milano LB BUF (7)		@NYJW 30-10	6		59		13.5↑	20.17↑	13.3	10 120.5 Total		Locked	IR

Record

1-13

Points

2,562.45-3,506.8

Waiver Priority

1st

Rank

10

Owner

Last Lineup Change

Fri 8/23/24 2:49 PM

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Roster

Illegal

3 QB 1-4
8 RB 2-8
8 WR 1-9
4 TE 1-6
2 K 1-3
2 D/ST 1-3
2 CB 0-6
3 S 0-6
2 EDR 0-6
2 IL 0-6
4 LB 1-9
22 Start 22 max
1 IR 5 max
40 Active 41 max
41 Total 46 max

Keepers

33 Set / 38 Allowed