| Team | Game | | Time | Description | Score |
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| Piss Ants | DET@WAS | 1st | 14:11 | Calvin Johnson 23 yard Passing Completion from Matthew Stafford DeAngelo Hall | 1.15-0 |
| Team Suck | LAC@TEN | 1st | 13:06 | Antonio Gates 7 yard Passing Completion from Philip Rivers Alterraun Verner | 1.15-0.7 |
| Team Suck | TB@NE | 1st | 12:24 | Mike Williams 8 yard Passing Completion from Josh Freeman Kyle Arrington | 1.15-1.5 |
| Piss Ants | ARI@NO | 1st | 12:22 | Rashard Mendenhall 2 yard Rushing Attempt Cameron Jordan | 1.35-1.5 |
| Team Suck | LAC@TEN | 1st | 12:00 | Antonio Gates 17 yard Passing Completion from Philip Rivers Bernard Pollard | 1.35-3.2 |
| Piss Ants | ARI@NO | 1st | 11:54 | Rashard Mendenhall 12 yard Passing Completion from Carson Palmer Kenny Vaccaro | 2.55-3.2 |
| Team Suck | LAC@TEN | 1st | 9:34 | Antonio Gates 7 yard Passing TD from Philip Rivers | 2.55-6.9 |
| Piss Ants | DET@WAS | 1st | 8:33 | Joique Bell 37 yard Passing Completion from Matthew Stafford Josh Wilson | 4.4-6.9 |
| Piss Ants | DET@WAS | 1st | 7:55 | Nate Burleson 7 yard Passing Completion from Matthew Stafford DeAngelo Hall | 4.75-6.9 |
| Piss Ants | DET@WAS | 1st | 6:42 | Nate Burleson 1 yard Passing Completion from Matthew Stafford David Amerson | 4.8-6.9 |
| Piss Ants | DET@WAS | 1st | 6:15 | Joique Bell 11 yard Passing Completion from Matthew Stafford Perry Riley | 5.35-6.9 |
| Team Suck | TB@NE | 1st | 5:21 | Mike Williams 13 yard Passing Completion from Josh Freeman Kyle Arrington | 5.35-8.2 |
| Team Suck | CLE@MIN | 1st | 4:42 | Billy Cundiff XP | 5.35-9.2 |
| Piss Ants | DET@WAS | 1st | 3:39 | Calvin Johnson 18 yard Passing Completion from Matthew Stafford DeAngelo Hall | 6.25-9.2 |
| Team Suck | ARI@NO | 1st | 2:40 | Darren Sproles 11 yard Passing Completion from Drew Brees Jerraud Powers | 6.25-10.3 |
| Piss Ants | DET@WAS | 1st | 2:22 | Calvin Johnson 20 yard Passing Completion from Matthew Stafford Brandon Meriweather | 7.25-10.3 |
| Piss Ants | DET@WAS | 1st | 2:15 | Ryan Broyles 17 yard Passing Completion from Matthew Stafford Brandon Meriweather | 8.1-10.3 |
| Piss Ants | DET@WAS | 1st | 1:15 | Nate Burleson 15 yard Passing Completion from Matthew Stafford Brandon Meriweather | 8.85-10.3 |
| Team Suck | CLE@MIN | 2nd | 14:55 | Billy Cundiff XP | 8.85-11.3 |
| Piss Ants | DET@WAS | 2nd | 14:47 | Joseph Fauria 5 yard Passing TD from Matthew Stafford | 12.1-11.3 |
| Piss Ants | ARI@NO | 2nd | 14:37 | Rashard Mendenhall 6 yard Rushing Attempt David Hawthorne | 12.7-11.3 |
| Team Suck | TB@NE | 2nd | 14:33 | Mike Williams 12 yard Passing Completion from Josh Freeman Alfonzo Dennard | 12.7-12.5 |
| Piss Ants | ARI@NO | 2nd | 13:38 | Rashard Mendenhall 4 yard Rushing Attempt Junior Galette | 13.1-12.5 |
| Piss Ants | ARI@NO | 2nd | 12:26 | Rashard Mendenhall 2 yard Rushing Attempt John Jenkins | 13.3-12.5 |
| Piss Ants | ARI@NO | 2nd | 10:00 | Rashard Mendenhall 3 yard Rushing Attempt Kenny Vaccaro | 13.6-12.5 |
| Piss Ants | DET@WAS | 2nd | 8:38 | Theo Riddick 8 yard Passing Completion from Matthew Stafford Perry Riley | 14-12.5 |
| Piss Ants | DET@WAS | 2nd | 7:38 | Tony Scheffler -1 yard Passing Completion from Matthew Stafford Ryan Kerrigan | 13.95-12.5 |
| Team Suck | CLE@MIN | 2nd | 6:07 | Billy Cundiff 38 yard Field Goal Made | 13.95-15.5 |
| Team Suck | ARI@NO | 2nd | 5:10 | Darren Sproles 8 yard Passing Completion from Drew Brees Yeremiah Bell | 13.95-16.3 |
| Team Suck | CLE@MIN | 2nd | 3:39 | Billy Cundiff XP | 13.95-17.3 |
| Piss Ants | DET@WAS | 2nd | 2:58 | Calvin Johnson 13 yard Passing Completion from Matthew Stafford Brandon Meriweather | 14.6-17.3 |
| Piss Ants | DET@WAS | 2nd | 2:00 | Nate Burleson 41 yard Passing Completion from Matthew Stafford Brandon Meriweather | 16.65-17.3 |
| Piss Ants | DET@WAS | 2nd | 1:50 | Ryan Broyles 14 yard Passing Completion from Matthew Stafford Brandon Meriweather | 17.35-17.3 |
| Team Suck | ARI@NO | 3rd | 14:22 | Darren Sproles 15 yard Rushing Attempt John Abraham | 17.35-18.8 |
| Piss Ants | DET@WAS | 3rd | 12:11 | Nate Burleson 6 yard Passing Completion from Matthew Stafford Josh Wilson | 17.65-18.8 |
| Team Suck | ARI@NO | 3rd | 11:44 | Darren Sproles 2 yard Rushing Attempt Yeremiah Bell | 17.65-19 |
| Team Suck | NYG@CAR | 3rd | 11:30 | Brandon Jacobs 2 yard Rushing Attempt Drayton Florence | 17.65-19.2 |
| Piss Ants | ARI@NO | 3rd | 10:16 | Rashard Mendenhall 5 yard Rushing Attempt Curtis Lofton | 18.15-19.2 |
| Piss Ants | ARI@NO | 3rd | 9:06 | Rashard Mendenhall 3 yard Rushing Attempt Curtis Lofton | 18.45-19.2 |
| Piss Ants | DET@WAS | 3rd | 6:33 | Tony Scheffler 6 yard Passing Completion from Matthew Stafford Nick Barnett | 18.75-19.2 |
| Piss Ants | DET@WAS | 3rd | 5:55 | Calvin Johnson 12 yard Passing Completion from Matthew Stafford Josh Wilson | 19.35-19.2 |
| Team Suck | LAC@TEN | 3rd | 4:14 | Antonio Gates 14 yard Passing Completion from Philip Rivers Michael Griffin | 19.35-20.6 |
| Piss Ants | ARI@NO | 3rd | 4:03 | Rashard Mendenhall 4 yard Rushing Attempt John Jenkins | 19.75-20.6 |
| Team Suck | TB@NE | 3rd | 2:32 | Mike Williams 4 yard Passing Completion from Josh Freeman | 19.75-21 |
| Team Suck | ARI@NO | 3rd | 2:00 | Darren Sproles 7 yard Passing Completion from Drew Brees Javier Arenas | 19.75-21.7 |
| Piss Ants | DET@WAS | 3rd | 1:13 | Joique Bell 5 yard Passing Completion from Matthew Stafford London Fletcher | 20-21.7 |
| Team Suck | ARI@NO | 3rd | 1:11 | Darren Sproles 13 yard Passing Completion from Drew Brees Yeremiah Bell | 20-23 |
| Piss Ants | DET@WAS | 3rd | 0:36 | Ryan Broyles 3 yard Passing Completion from Matthew Stafford DeAngelo Hall | 20.15-23 |
| Piss Ants | DET@WAS | 4th | 12:38 | Calvin Johnson 18 yard Passing Completion from Matthew Stafford | 21.05-23 |
| Piss Ants | DET@WAS | 4th | 12:33 | Nate Burleson 47 yard Passing Completion from Matthew Stafford London Fletcher | 23.4-23 |
| Piss Ants | DET@WAS | 4th | 8:15 | Joique Bell 16 yard Passing Completion from Matthew Stafford Perry Riley | 24.2-23 |
| Piss Ants | DET@WAS | 4th | 7:08 | Kris Durham 33 yard Passing Completion from Matthew Stafford David Amerson | 25.85-23 |
| Piss Ants | DET@WAS | 4th | 5:06 | Matthew Stafford 2 yard Rushing Attempt Brian Orakpo | 26.05-23 |
| Piss Ants | DET@WAS | 4th | 3:56 | Calvin Johnson 11 yard Passing TD from Matthew Stafford | 29.6-23 |
| Team Suck | LAC@TEN | 4th | 0:15 | Antonio Gates 10 yard Passing Completion from Philip Rivers Michael Griffin | 29.6-24 |
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| Team Suck | ATL@MIA | 1st | 15:00 | Julio Jones 16 yard Passing Completion from Matt Ryan Reshad Jones | 29.6-24.8 |
| Team Suck | ATL@MIA | 1st | 12:57 | Julio Jones 2 yard Passing Completion from Matt Ryan Reshad Jones | 29.6-24.9 |
| Team Suck | ATL@MIA | 1st | 12:20 | Tony Gonzalez 4 yard Passing Completion from Matt Ryan Dannell Ellerbe | 29.6-25.1 |
| Team Suck | ATL@MIA | 1st | 11:43 | Tony Gonzalez 5 yard Passing Completion from Matt Ryan Dannell Ellerbe | 29.6-25.35 |
| Team Suck | ATL@MIA | 1st | 10:20 | Tony Gonzalez 11 yard Passing Completion from Matt Ryan Philip Wheeler | 29.6-25.9 |
| Team Suck | ATL@MIA | 1st | 9:01 | Jason Snelling 14 yard Passing Completion from Matt Ryan Chris Clemons | 29.6-26.6 |
| Team Suck | ATL@MIA | 1st | 8:20 | Tony Gonzalez 4 yard Passing Completion from Matt Ryan Koa Misi | 29.6-26.8 |
| Team Suck | ATL@MIA | 1st | 6:12 | Jason Snelling 7 yard Passing TD from Matt Ryan | 29.6-30.15 |
| Team Suck | ATL@MIA | 1st | 4:00 | Roddy White 6 yard Passing Completion from Matt Ryan Nolan Carroll | 29.6-30.45 |
| Team Suck | ATL@MIA | 1st | 2:08 | Roddy White 10 yard Passing Completion from Matt Ryan Dannell Ellerbe | 29.6-30.95 |
| Team Suck | ATL@MIA | 1st | 0:35 | Julio Jones 8 yard Passing Completion from Matt Ryan Reshad Jones | 29.6-31.35 |
| Team Suck | ATL@MIA | 2nd | 13:20 | Jacquizz Rodgers -1 yard Passing Completion from Matt Ryan Philip Wheeler | 29.6-31.3 |
| Team Suck | ATL@MIA | 2nd | 5:34 | Julio Jones 9 yard Passing Completion from Matt Ryan Nolan Carroll | 29.6-31.75 |
| Team Suck | ATL@MIA | 2nd | 4:54 | Julio Jones 14 yard Passing Completion from Matt Ryan Nolan Carroll | 29.6-32.45 |
| Team Suck | BUF@NYJ | 1st | 9:06 | C.J. Spiller 4 yard Rushing Attempt Calvin Pace | 29.6-32.85 |
| Team Suck | BUF@NYJ | 1st | 8:55 | C.J. Spiller 6 yard Rushing Attempt Antonio Cromartie | 29.6-33.45 |
| Team Suck | ATL@MIA | 2nd | 3:33 | Harry Douglas 9 yard Passing Completion from Matt Ryan Dannell Ellerbe | 29.6-33.9 |
| Team Suck | BUF@NYJ | 1st | 5:51 | C.J. Spiller -2 yard Rushing Attempt Antonio Allen | 29.6-33.7 |
| Team Suck | BUF@NYJ | 1st | 5:44 | C.J. Spiller -3 yard Rushing Attempt David Harris | 29.6-33.4 |
| Team Suck | ATL@MIA | 3rd | 14:07 | Jacquizz Rodgers 8 yard Passing Completion from Matt Ryan | 29.6-33.8 |
| Team Suck | ATL@MIA | 3rd | 12:40 | Levine Toilolo 2 yard Passing TD from Matt Ryan | 29.6-36.9 |
| Team Suck | BUF@NYJ | 1st | 0:56 | C.J. Spiller 1 yard Passing Completion from E.J. Manuel Calvin Pace | 29.6-37 |
| Team Suck | BUF@NYJ | 2nd | 15:00 | C.J. Spiller 2 yard Rushing Attempt Demario Davis | 29.6-37.2 |
| Team Suck | ATL@MIA | 3rd | 8:45 | Julio Jones 10 yard Passing Completion from Matt Ryan Reshad Jones | 29.6-37.7 |
| Team Suck | BUF@NYJ | 2nd | 10:31 | C.J. Spiller 1 yard Rushing Attempt Calvin Pace | 29.6-37.8 |
| Team Suck | BUF@NYJ | 2nd | 6:48 | C.J. Spiller 2 yard Rushing Attempt Damon Harrison | 29.6-38 |
| Team Suck | BUF@NYJ | 2nd | 5:56 | C.J. Spiller -1 yard Rushing Attempt Leger Douzable | 29.6-37.9 |
| Team Suck | ATL@MIA | 4th | 14:31 | Julio Jones 13 yard Passing Completion from Matt Ryan Nolan Carroll | 29.6-38.55 |
| Team Suck | ATL@MIA | 4th | 13:00 | Jason Snelling 34 yard Passing Completion from Matt Ryan Brent Grimes | 29.6-40.25 |
| Team Suck | ATL@MIA | 4th | 9:58 | Jason Snelling 4 yard Passing Completion from Matt Ryan Olivier Vernon | 29.6-40.45 |
| Team Suck | ATL@MIA | 4th | 9:09 | Julio Jones 28 yard Passing Completion from Matt Ryan Nolan Carroll | 29.6-41.85 |
| Team Suck | ATL@MIA | 4th | 7:48 | Julio Jones 15 yard Passing Completion from Matt Ryan Reshad Jones | 29.6-42.6 |
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| Piss Ants | CHI@PIT | 1st | 8:02 | Robbie Gould 47 yard Field Goal Made | 32.6-42.6 |
| Piss Ants | CHI@PIT | 1st | 5:05 | Robbie Gould XP | 33.6-42.6 |
| Piss Ants | CHI@PIT | 1st | 2:01 | Michael Bush 1 yard Rushing TD | 36.7-42.6 |
| Piss Ants | CHI@PIT | 1st | 2:01 | Robbie Gould XP | 37.7-42.6 |
| Piss Ants | CHI@PIT | 2nd | 8:57 | Robbie Gould XP | 38.7-42.6 |
| Piss Ants | CHI@PIT | 2nd | 6:27 | Michael Bush 1 yard Rushing Attempt Jarvis Jones | 38.8-42.6 |
| Piss Ants | CHI@PIT | 3rd | 10:54 | Robbie Gould 32 yard Field Goal Made | 41.8-42.6 |
| Piss Ants | CHI@PIT | 4th | 5:48 | Robbie Gould XP | 42.8-42.6 |
| Piss Ants | CHI@PIT | 4th | 3:57 | Robbie Gould Kick Blocked by Troy Polamalu Troy Polamalu XP | 43.8-42.6 |
| Piss Ants | CHI@PIT | 4th | 2:00 | Michael Bush 3 yard Rushing Attempt Ziggy Hood | 44.1-42.6 |
| Piss Ants | CHI@PIT | 4th | 1:55 | Michael Bush 2 yard Rushing Attempt Steve McLendon | 44.3-42.6 |
| | | | Bonuses & Miscellaneous | 44.3-42.6 |