| Team | Game | | Time | Description | Score |
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| No Namers | NYJ@NE | 1st | 14:55 | Mason Taylor 6 yard Passing Completion from Justin Fields Robert Spillane | 0-1.6 |
| No Namers | NYJ@NE | 2nd | 13:27 | Mason Taylor 6 yard Passing Completion from Justin Fields Dell Pettus | 0-3.2 |
| No Namers | NYJ@NE | 3rd | 7:46 | Mason Taylor 7 yard Passing Completion from Justin Fields Jack Gibbens | 0-4.9 |
| No Namers | NYJ@NE | 4th | 6:00 | Mason Taylor 11 yard Passing Completion from Justin Fields Christian Gonzalez | 0-7 |
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| Assclowns | WAS@MIA | 1st | 14:22 | Jaylen Waddle 14 yard Passing Completion from Tua Tagovailoa Jeremy Reaves | 2.4-7 |
| Assclowns | WAS@MIA | 1st | 8:41 | Deebo Samuel 5 yard Passing Completion from Marcus Mariota Jordyn Brooks | 3.9-7 |
| Assclowns | WAS@MIA | 2nd | 10:50 | Zach Ertz 15 yard Passing Completion from Marcus Mariota JuJu Brents | 6.4-7 |
| Assclowns | WAS@MIA | 2nd | 9:30 | Zach Ertz 9 yard Passing Completion from Marcus Mariota Jordyn Brooks | 8.3-7 |
| Assclowns | WAS@MIA | 2nd | 7:31 | Jaylen Waddle 7 yard Passing Completion from Tua Tagovailoa Mike Sainristil | 10-7 |
| Assclowns | WAS@MIA | 2nd | 4:52 | Deebo Samuel 6 yard Passing Completion from Marcus Mariota Jordyn Brooks | 11.6-7 |
| Assclowns | WAS@MIA | 2nd | 2:37 | Zach Ertz 15 yard Passing Completion from Marcus Mariota Tyrel Dodson | 14.1-7 |
| Assclowns | WAS@MIA | 2nd | 0:12 | Deebo Samuel 13 yard Passing Completion from Marcus Mariota Tyrel Dodson | 16.4-7 |
| Assclowns | WAS@MIA | 3rd | 12:57 | Deebo Samuel 5 yard Passing Completion from Marcus Mariota Minkah Fitzpatrick | 17.9-7 |
| Assclowns | WAS@MIA | 3rd | 11:32 | Deebo Samuel 20 yard Passing TD from Marcus Mariota | 26.9-7 |
| Assclowns | WAS@MIA | 3rd | 11:24 | Jaylen Waddle 31 yard Passing Completion from Tua Tagovailoa Jeremy Reaves | 31-7 |
| Assclowns | WAS@MIA | 4th | 11:35 | Deebo Samuel -3 yard Passing Completion from Marcus Mariota Minkah Fitzpatrick | 31.7-7 |
| Assclowns | WAS@MIA | 4th | 8:52 | Deebo Samuel 3 yard Rushing Attempt Tyrel Dodson | 32-7 |
| Assclowns | WAS@MIA | 4th | 1:41 | Deebo Samuel 28 yard Passing Completion from Marcus Mariota Tyrel Dodson | 35.8-7 |
| Assclowns | WAS@MIA | 4th | 1:10 | Zach Ertz 3 yard Passing Completion from Marcus Mariota Jordyn Brooks | 37.1-7 |
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| No Namers | GB@NYG | 1st | 13:46 | Wan'Dale Robinson 20 yard Passing Completion from Jameis Winston Evan Williams | 37.1-10 |
| Assclowns | CIN@PIT | 1st | 10:05 | Chase Brown -1 yard Passing Completion from Joe Flacco T.J. Watt | 37.05-10 |
| Assclowns | CIN@PIT | 1st | 8:47 | Andrei Iosivas 11 yard Passing Completion from Joe Flacco Kyle Dugger | 37.6-10 |
| Assclowns | LAC@JAC | 1st | 7:36 | Oronde Gadsden 13 yard Passing Completion from Justin Herbert Greg Newsome | 39.9-10 |
| Assclowns | CIN@PIT | 1st | 7:34 | Andrei Iosivas 7 yard Passing Completion from Joe Flacco Payton Wilson | 40.25-10 |
| No Namers | CHI@MIN | 1st | 7:15 | Luther Burden -3 yard Passing Completion from Caleb Williams Dallas Turner | 40.25-9.85 |
| No Namers | CAR@ATL | 1st | 5:19 | Drake London 30 yard Passing Completion from Michael Penix Christian Rozeboom | 40.25-13.85 |
| Assclowns | CIN@PIT | 1st | 5:19 | Tee Higgins 28 yard Passing TD from Joe Flacco | 47.65-13.85 |
| No Namers | CAR@ATL | 1st | 4:13 | Drake London 41 yard Passing Completion from Michael Penix Tre'von Moehrig | 47.65-18.95 |
| No Namers | TB@BUF | 1st | 4:09 | Matt Prater XP | 47.65-19.95 |
| Assclowns | LAC@JAC | 1st | 2:43 | Parker Washington 9 yard Passing Completion from Trevor Lawrence Cam Hart | 49.55-19.95 |
| No Namers | CHI@MIN | 1st | 1:23 | Rome Odunze 24 yard Passing Completion from Caleb Williams Harrison Smith | 49.55-21.15 |
| Assclowns | CIN@PIT | 2nd | 14:22 | Ja'Marr Chase 9 yard Passing Completion from Joe Flacco James Pierre | 50-21.15 |
| Assclowns | CIN@PIT | 2nd | 13:38 | Andrei Iosivas 2 yard Passing Completion from Joe Flacco Malik Harrison | 50.1-21.15 |
| No Namers | CHI@MIN | 2nd | 13:20 | Caleb Williams 7 yard Rushing Attempt Jalen Redmond | 50.1-21.85 |
| No Namers | GB@NYG | 2nd | 13:19 | Wan'Dale Robinson 6 yard Passing Completion from Jameis Winston Isaiah McDuffie | 50.1-23.45 |
| No Namers | CAR@ATL | 2nd | 12:52 | Drake London 6 yard Passing Completion from Michael Penix Christian Rozeboom | 50.1-25.05 |
| No Namers | CHI@MIN | 2nd | 12:05 | Luther Burden 14 yard Passing Completion from Caleb Williams Blake Cashman | 50.1-25.75 |
| No Namers | CHI@MIN | 2nd | 9:23 | Cole Kmet 7 yard Passing Completion from Caleb Williams Isaiah Rodgers | 50.1-26.1 |
| Assclowns | CIN@PIT | 2nd | 9:02 | Noah Fant 7 yard Passing Completion from Joe Flacco Payton Wilson | 50.45-26.1 |
| No Namers | TB@BUF | 2nd | 8:52 | Matt Prater XP | 50.45-27.1 |
| No Namers | CHI@MIN | 2nd | 8:12 | Colston Loveland 9 yard Passing Completion from Caleb Williams Eric Wilson | 50.45-27.55 |
| No Namers | CHI@MIN | 2nd | 7:32 | Caleb Williams 3 yard Rushing Attempt Blake Cashman | 50.45-27.85 |
| Assclowns | CHI@MIN | 2nd | 4:55 | Cairo Santos XP | 51.45-27.85 |
| Assclowns | CIN@PIT | 2nd | 4:22 | Chase Brown 2 yard Passing Completion from Joe Flacco James Pierre | 51.55-27.85 |
| Assclowns | CIN@PIT | 2nd | 3:42 | Chase Brown 17 yard Passing Completion from Joe Flacco Joey Porter | 52.4-27.85 |
| No Namers | CHI@MIN | 2nd | 2:59 | Colston Loveland 7 yard Passing Completion from Caleb Williams Byron Murphy | 52.4-28.2 |
| No Namers | CAR@ATL | 2nd | 2:55 | Drake London 9 yard Passing Completion from Michael Penix Christian Rozeboom | 52.4-30.1 |
| Assclowns | CHI@MIN | 2nd | 2:04 | Cairo Santos 38 yard Field Goal Made | 55.4-30.1 |
| No Namers | CAR@ATL | 2nd | 1:48 | Drake London 22 yard Passing Completion from Michael Penix Nick Scott | 55.4-33.3 |
| No Namers | TB@BUF | 2nd | 0:36 | Matt Prater XP | 55.4-34.3 |
| No Namers | CHI@MIN | 2nd | 0:30 | Cole Kmet 14 yard Passing Completion from Caleb Williams Joshua Metellus | 55.4-35 |
| Assclowns | CIN@PIT | 2nd | 0:03 | Joe Flacco -1 yard Rushing Attempt | 55.3-35 |
| Assclowns | LAC@JAC | 3rd | 14:27 | Parker Washington 11 yard Passing Completion from Trevor Lawrence Elijah Molden | 57.4-35 |
| No Namers | CHI@MIN | 3rd | 14:24 | Rome Odunze 17 yard Passing Completion from Caleb Williams Byron Murphy | 57.4-35.85 |
| Assclowns | CIN@PIT | 3rd | 14:18 | Noah Fant 4 yard Passing Completion from Joe Flacco Jalen Ramsey | 57.6-35.85 |
| No Namers | CHI@MIN | 3rd | 13:50 | Cole Kmet 8 yard Passing Completion from Caleb Williams Blake Cashman | 57.6-36.25 |
| Assclowns | CIN@PIT | 3rd | 12:43 | Ja'Marr Chase 5 yard Passing Completion from Joe Flacco Brandin Echols | 57.85-36.25 |
| No Namers | CHI@MIN | 3rd | 12:07 | Cole Kmet 5 yard Passing Completion from Caleb Williams Eric Wilson | 57.85-36.5 |
| Assclowns | CHI@MIN | 3rd | 10:36 | Cairo Santos 54 yard Field Goal Made | 62.85-36.5 |
| No Namers | CAR@ATL | 3rd | 6:48 | Drake London 5 yard Passing Completion from Michael Penix Tre'von Moehrig | 62.85-38 |
| No Namers | CHI@MIN | 3rd | 6:16 | Luther Burden 16 yard Passing Completion from Caleb Williams Blake Cashman | 62.85-38.8 |
| No Namers | CHI@MIN | 3rd | 5:44 | Caleb Williams 16 yard Rushing Attempt Eric Wilson | 62.85-40.4 |
| No Namers | CHI@MIN | 3rd | 5:06 | DJ Moore 18 yard Passing Completion from Caleb Williams Joshua Metellus | 62.85-41.3 |
| No Namers | TB@BUF | 3rd | 5:05 | Matt Prater 39 yard Field Goal Made | 62.85-44.3 |
| No Namers | CHI@MIN | 3rd | 4:33 | Cole Kmet 11 yard Passing Completion from Caleb Williams Blake Cashman | 62.85-44.85 |
| No Namers | TB@BUF | 3rd | 3:48 | Matt Prater XP | 62.85-45.85 |
| Assclowns | CIN@PIT | 3rd | 3:23 | Noah Fant 15 yard Passing Completion from Joe Flacco Payton Wilson | 63.6-45.85 |
| Assclowns | CHI@MIN | 3rd | 2:15 | Cairo Santos 33 yard Field Goal Made | 66.6-45.85 |
| Assclowns | CIN@PIT | 3rd | 2:11 | Tee Higgins 13 yard Passing Completion from Joe Flacco James Pierre | 67.25-45.85 |
| No Namers | CHI@MIN | 3rd | 1:04 | Durham Smythe 8 yard Passing Completion from Caleb Williams Blake Cashman | 67.25-46.25 |
| Assclowns | CIN@PIT | 3rd | 0:51 | Kyle Dugger 73 yard INT Return TD | 64.25-46.25 |
| No Namers | GB@NYG | 3rd | 0:21 | Wan'Dale Robinson 5 yard Passing Completion from Jameis Winston Xavier McKinney | 64.25-47.75 |
| Assclowns | CIN@PIT | 4th | 15:00 | Tee Higgins 22 yard Passing Completion from Joe Flacco Kyle Dugger | 65.35-47.75 |
| Assclowns | CIN@PIT | 4th | 14:26 | Chase Brown 7 yard Passing Completion from Joe Flacco Esezi Otomewo | 65.7-47.75 |
| Assclowns | CIN@PIT | 4th | 12:54 | Noah Fant 5 yard Passing Completion from Joe Flacco Kyle Dugger | 65.95-47.75 |
| Assclowns | LAC@JAC | 4th | 8:01 | Oronde Gadsden 28 yard Passing Completion from Trey Lance Andrew Wingard | 69.75-47.75 |
| No Namers | CHI@MIN | 4th | 6:32 | Colston Loveland 24 yard Passing Completion from Caleb Williams Theo Jackson | 69.75-48.95 |
| No Namers | GB@NYG | 4th | 4:02 | Wan'Dale Robinson 5 yard Passing Completion from Jameis Winston Isaiah McDuffie | 69.75-50.45 |
| Assclowns | CIN@PIT | 4th | 3:34 | Noah Fant Passing Completion from Joe Flacco Fumble Lost recovered by James Pierre, 34 yard Fumble Return TD Brandin Echols | 71.45-50.45 |
| No Namers | CHI@MIN | 4th | 3:29 | Kyle Monangai 14 yard Passing Completion from Caleb Williams Andrew Van Ginkel | 71.45-51.15 |
| Assclowns | CIN@PIT | 4th | 3:22 | Tanner Hudson 7 yard Passing Completion from Joe Flacco Patrick Queen | 71.8-51.15 |
| No Namers | TB@BUF | 4th | 2:35 | Matt Prater XP | 71.8-52.15 |
| Assclowns | CIN@PIT | 4th | 2:12 | Ja'Marr Chase 16 yard Passing Completion from Joe Flacco Joey Porter | 72.6-52.15 |
| Assclowns | CIN@PIT | 4th | 2:00 | Tanner Hudson 9 yard Passing Completion from Joe Flacco Patrick Queen, Chuck Clark | 73.05-52.15 |
| Assclowns | CIN@PIT | 4th | 1:02 | Chase Brown 3 yard Passing Completion from Joe Flacco Patrick Queen | 73.2-52.15 |
| Assclowns | CIN@PIT | 4th | 0:40 | Tanner Hudson 6 yard Passing Completion from Joe Flacco Esezi Otomewo | 73.5-52.15 |
| No Namers | CAR@ATL | 4th | 0:30 | Drake London 6 yard Passing Completion from Kirk Cousins Corey Thornton | 73.5-53.75 |
| Assclowns | CHI@MIN | 4th | 0:04 | Cairo Santos 48 yard Field Goal Made | 76.5-53.75 |
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| Assclowns | SEA@LAR | 1st | 11:27 | Kenneth Walker 5 yard Rushing Attempt Quentin Lake | 77-53.75 |
| No Namers | SF@ARI | 1st | 8:01 | Emari Demercado 9 yard Passing Completion from Jacoby Brissett Ji'Ayir Brown | 77-55.65 |
| No Namers | SF@ARI | 1st | 7:28 | Emari Demercado 5 yard Rushing Attempt Sam Okuayinonu | 77-56.15 |
| No Namers | SF@ARI | 1st | 2:44 | Emari Demercado 3 yard Passing Completion from Jacoby Brissett Ji'Ayir Brown | 77-57.45 |
| No Namers | SEA@LAR | 1st | 1:06 | Davante Adams 1 yard Passing TD from Matthew Stafford | 77-64.55 |
| No Namers | SF@ARI | 2nd | 13:30 | Emari Demercado 2 yard Rushing Attempt Malik Mustapha | 77-64.75 |
| Assclowns | SEA@LAR | 2nd | 13:07 | Kenneth Walker 1 yard Rushing Attempt Nate Landman | 77.1-64.75 |
| No Namers | SF@ARI | 2nd | 12:12 | Emari Demercado -5 yard Rushing Attempt Jason Pinnock | 77.1-64.25 |
| No Namers | SF@ARI | 2nd | 11:34 | Emari Demercado 5 yard Rushing Attempt C.J. West | 77.1-64.75 |
| No Namers | SF@ARI | 2nd | 10:10 | Emari Demercado 1 yard Rushing Attempt Tatum Bethune | 77.1-64.85 |
| Assclowns | SEA@LAR | 2nd | 7:12 | Kenneth Walker 25 yard Rushing Attempt Kam Curl | 79.6-64.85 |
| Assclowns | SEA@LAR | 2nd | 6:29 | Kenneth Walker 2 yard Rushing Attempt Byron Young | 79.8-64.85 |