| Team | Game | | Time | Description | Score |
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| noodle | LV@DEN | 2nd | 14:07 | RJ Harvey 4 yard Rushing Attempt Adam Butler | 0.4-0 |
| noodle | LV@DEN | 2nd | 11:20 | Brock Bowers 31 yard Passing Completion from Geno Smith Jahdae Barron | 4.5-0 |
| noodle | LV@DEN | 2nd | 7:24 | Brock Bowers -4 yard Rushing Attempt Nik Bonitto | 4.1-0 |
| noodle | LV@DEN | 2nd | 4:55 | RJ Harvey 2 yard Passing Completion from Bo Nix Jamal Adams | 5.3-0 |
| noodle | LV@DEN | 2nd | 3:27 | RJ Harvey -2 yard Rushing Attempt Jeremy Chinn | 5.1-0 |
| noodle | LV@DEN | 3rd | 7:53 | RJ Harvey 7 yard Passing Completion from Bo Nix Darien Porter | 6.8-0 |
| noodle | LV@DEN | 3rd | 7:06 | RJ Harvey 7 yard Rushing Attempt Jeremy Chinn | 7.5-0 |
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| Assclowns | ATL@IND | 1st | 13:05 | Tyler Warren 11 yard Passing Completion from Daniel Jones Jessie Bates | 7.5-2.1 |
| Assclowns | ATL@IND | 1st | 2:39 | Tyler Warren 8 yard Passing Completion from Daniel Jones Jalon Walker | 7.5-3.9 |
| Assclowns | ATL@IND | 2nd | 14:17 | Tyler Warren 9 yard Passing Completion from Daniel Jones JD Bertrand | 7.5-5.8 |
| noodle | ATL@IND | 2nd | 3:19 | Michael Pittman 9 yard Passing Completion from Daniel Jones Keith Taylor | 9.4-5.8 |
| Assclowns | ATL@IND | 3rd | 6:19 | Tyler Warren 24 yard Passing Completion from Daniel Jones David Onyemata | 9.4-9.2 |
| Assclowns | ATL@IND | 4th | 10:20 | Tyler Warren 6 yard Passing Completion from Daniel Jones Josh Woods | 9.4-10.8 |
| Assclowns | ATL@IND | 4th | 6:55 | Tyler Warren 8 yard Passing Completion from Daniel Jones Billy Bowman | 9.4-12.6 |
| Assclowns | ATL@IND | 4th | 1:17 | Tyler Warren 10 yard Passing Completion from Daniel Jones Xavier Watts | 9.4-14.6 |
| noodle | ATL@IND | 4th | 0:35 | Michael Pittman 10 yard Passing Completion from Daniel Jones Xavier Watts | 11.4-14.6 |
| Assclowns | ATL@IND | OT | 6:50 | Tyler Warren 23 yard Passing Completion from Daniel Jones A.J. Terrell | 11.4-17.9 |
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| Assclowns | BUF@MIA | 1st | 15:00 | Jaylen Waddle 1 yard Passing Completion from Tua Tagovailoa Cam Lewis | 11.4-19 |
| noodle | NE@TB | 1st | 15:00 | Rachaad White 4 yard Rushing Attempt Jahlani Tavai | 11.8-19 |
| noodle | BUF@MIA | 1st | 13:25 | James Cook 8 yard Passing Completion from Josh Allen JuJu Brents | 13.6-19 |
| noodle | BUF@MIA | 1st | 13:00 | James Cook 1 yard Rushing Attempt Jordyn Brooks | 13.7-19 |
| noodle | NE@TB | 1st | 12:56 | Rachaad White 2 yard Rushing Attempt Robert Spillane | 13.9-19 |
| noodle | BAL@MIN | 1st | 12:30 | Justin Jefferson 10 yard Passing Completion from J.J. McCarthy Marlon Humphrey | 15.9-19 |
| Assclowns | NYG@CHI | 1st | 11:41 | Theo Johnson 13 yard Passing Completion from Jaxson Dart C.J. Gardner-Johnson | 15.9-19.65 |
| Assclowns | NYG@CHI | 1st | 10:18 | Theo Johnson 10 yard Passing Completion from Jaxson Dart C.J. Gardner-Johnson | 15.9-20.15 |
| noodle | BAL@MIN | 1st | 9:46 | Will Reichard XP | 16.9-20.15 |
| Assclowns | BAL@MIN | 1st | 9:42 | Derrick Henry 4 yard Rushing Attempt Jonathan Greenard | 16.9-20.55 |
| Assclowns | BAL@MIN | 1st | 9:03 | Derrick Henry 2 yard Rushing Attempt Ivan Pace | 16.9-20.75 |
| Assclowns | BAL@MIN | 1st | 7:10 | Derrick Henry 1 yard Rushing Attempt Jalen Redmond | 16.9-20.85 |
| Assclowns | BAL@MIN | 1st | 5:55 | Derrick Henry 3 yard Rushing Attempt Andrew Van Ginkel | 16.9-21.15 |
| Assclowns | NYG@CHI | 1st | 5:40 | Cairo Santos XP | 16.9-22.15 |
| Assclowns | BAL@MIN | 1st | 5:16 | Derrick Henry 3 yard Passing Completion from Lamar Jackson Byron Murphy | 16.9-23.45 |
| noodle | BUF@MIA | 1st | 4:43 | James Cook 8 yard Rushing Attempt JuJu Brents | 17.7-23.45 |
| Assclowns | NYG@CHI | 1st | 4:29 | Devin Singletary 4 yard Passing Completion from Jaxson Dart Gervon Dexter | 17.7-23.65 |
| noodle | BUF@MIA | 1st | 3:31 | James Cook 2 yard Rushing Attempt Jordan Phillips | 17.9-23.65 |
| noodle | BUF@MIA | 1st | 2:52 | James Cook -4 yard Passing Completion from Josh Allen Jack Jones | 18.5-23.65 |
| Assclowns | BAL@MIN | 1st | 2:06 | Derrick Henry 4 yard Rushing Attempt Jalen Redmond | 18.5-24.05 |
| noodle | NE@TB | 1st | 1:45 | Rachaad White 7 yard Rushing Attempt Jaylinn Hawkins | 19.2-24.05 |
| Assclowns | BUF@MIA | 1st | 1:16 | Jaylen Waddle 14 yard Passing Completion from Tua Tagovailoa Cole Bishop | 19.2-26.45 |
| Assclowns | BAL@MIN | 1st | 1:11 | Derrick Henry -2 yard Passing Completion from Lamar Jackson Jonathan Allen | 19.2-27.25 |
| Assclowns | NYG@CHI | 1st | 0:33 | Darius Slayton 31 yard Passing Completion from Jaxson Dart Kevin Byard | 19.2-28.8 |
| Assclowns | BUF@MIA | 2nd | 15:00 | Jaylen Waddle 38 yard Passing TD from Tua Tagovailoa | 19.2-39.6 |
| Assclowns | NYG@CHI | 2nd | 15:00 | Darius Slayton 38 yard Passing Completion from Jaxson Dart Tyrique Stevenson | 19.2-41.5 |
| Assclowns | NYG@CHI | 2nd | 14:30 | Daniel Bellinger 8 yard Passing Completion from Jaxson Dart Noah Sewell | 19.2-41.9 |
| Assclowns | NYG@CHI | 2nd | 13:09 | Jaxson Dart 3 yard Rushing TD | 19.2-51.2 |
| noodle | BAL@MIN | 2nd | 11:39 | Justin Jefferson 5 yard Passing Completion from J.J. McCarthy Malaki Starks | 20.7-51.2 |
| Assclowns | NYG@CHI | 2nd | 11:23 | Theo Johnson 3 yard Passing Completion from Jaxson Dart Tyrique Stevenson | 20.7-51.35 |
| noodle | NE@TB | 2nd | 11:05 | Rachaad White 1 yard Rushing Attempt Anfernee Jennings | 20.8-51.35 |
| noodle | BAL@MIN | 2nd | 11:00 | Will Reichard 49 yard Field Goal Made | 23.8-51.35 |
| noodle | BUF@MIA | 2nd | 10:15 | James Cook 1 yard Rushing Attempt Jordyn Brooks | 23.9-51.35 |
| Assclowns | NYG@CHI | 2nd | 10:15 | Darius Slayton 16 yard Passing Completion from Jaxson Dart C.J. Gardner-Johnson | 23.9-52.15 |
| Assclowns | BAL@MIN | 2nd | 10:08 | Derrick Henry 3 yard Rushing Attempt Blake Cashman | 23.9-52.45 |
| Assclowns | NYG@CHI | 2nd | 9:44 | Wan'Dale Robinson 11 yard Passing Completion from Jaxson Dart Nahshon Wright | 23.9-53 |
| noodle | BUF@MIA | 2nd | 9:13 | James Cook Rushing Attempt Fumble Lost recovered by JuJu Brents Dante Trader, Jack Jones | 22.8-53 |
| noodle | NE@TB | 2nd | 8:53 | Rachaad White -1 yard Passing Completion from Baker Mayfield Robert Spillane | 23.7-53 |
| noodle | BAL@MIN | 2nd | 8:44 | Justin Jefferson 11 yard Passing Completion from J.J. McCarthy Nate Wiggins | 25.8-53 |
| Assclowns | NYG@CHI | 2nd | 8:44 | Wan'Dale Robinson 13 yard Passing Completion from Jaxson Dart Tyrique Stevenson | 25.8-53.65 |
| Assclowns | BUF@MIA | 2nd | 7:38 | Jaylen Waddle 24 yard Passing Completion from Tua Tagovailoa Cole Bishop | 25.8-57.05 |
| Assclowns | NYG@CHI | 2nd | 7:38 | Theo Johnson -1 yard Passing Completion from Jaxson Dart Andrew Billings | 25.8-57 |
| Assclowns | BAL@MIN | 2nd | 6:47 | Derrick Henry 3 yard Rushing Attempt Blake Cashman | 25.8-57.3 |
| Assclowns | NYG@CHI | 2nd | 6:40 | Jaxson Dart 18 yard Rushing Attempt Kevin Byard | 25.8-59.1 |
| Assclowns | BAL@MIN | 2nd | 4:58 | Derrick Henry 13 yard Rushing Attempt Joshua Metellus | 25.8-60.4 |
| noodle | BAL@MIN | 2nd | 1:11 | Jordan Addison 5 yard Passing Completion from J.J. McCarthy Nate Wiggins | 27.3-60.4 |
| Assclowns | NYG@CHI | 2nd | 1:08 | Wan'Dale Robinson 7 yard Passing Completion from Jaxson Dart Elijah Hicks | 27.3-60.75 |
| Assclowns | NYG@CHI | 2nd | 0:57 | Theo Johnson 21 yard Passing Completion from Jaxson Dart | 27.3-61.8 |
| Assclowns | NYG@CHI | 2nd | 0:45 | Theo Johnson 25 yard Passing Completion from Jaxson Dart Tremaine Edmunds | 27.3-63.05 |
| noodle | BUF@MIA | 3rd | 14:54 | James Cook 3 yard Rushing Attempt Benito Jones | 27.6-63.05 |
| Assclowns | NYG@CHI | 3rd | 14:12 | Wan'Dale Robinson 7 yard Passing Completion from Jaxson Dart | 27.6-63.4 |
| Assclowns | NYG@CHI | 3rd | 13:46 | Jaxson Dart 4 yard Rushing Attempt C.J. Gardner-Johnson | 27.6-63.8 |
| noodle | BUF@MIA | 3rd | 13:38 | James Cook 5 yard Passing Completion from Josh Allen Jordyn Brooks | 29.1-63.8 |
| noodle | BAL@MIN | 3rd | 13:38 | Jordan Addison 4 yard Passing Completion from J.J. McCarthy Teddye Buchanan | 30.5-63.8 |
| noodle | NE@TB | 3rd | 13:31 | Rachaad White 5 yard Rushing Attempt Marcus Jones | 31-63.8 |
| Assclowns | NYG@CHI | 3rd | 12:23 | Jaxson Dart 24 yard Rushing TD | 31-75.2 |
| noodle | BUF@MIA | 3rd | 9:39 | James Cook 14 yard Rushing Attempt Kenneth Grant | 32.4-75.2 |
| noodle | BUF@MIA | 3rd | 8:57 | James Cook 3 yard Rushing Attempt Jordan Phillips | 32.7-75.2 |
| Assclowns | NYG@CHI | 3rd | 8:46 | Wan'Dale Robinson 15 yard Passing Completion from Jaxson Dart Noah Sewell | 32.7-75.95 |
| noodle | NE@TB | 3rd | 8:42 | Rachaad White 2 yard Rushing Attempt Jahlani Tavai | 32.9-75.95 |
| Assclowns | NYG@CHI | 3rd | 8:06 | Wan'Dale Robinson 9 yard Passing Completion from Jaxson Dart Kevin Byard | 32.9-76.4 |
| noodle | NE@TB | 3rd | 8:04 | Rachaad White 2 yard Rushing Attempt Christian Gonzalez | 33.1-76.4 |
| Assclowns | NYG@CHI | 3rd | 7:43 | Jaxson Dart 10 yard Rushing Attempt Kevin Byard | 33.1-77.4 |
| noodle | BUF@MIA | 3rd | 7:33 | James Cook 2 yard Rushing Attempt Benito Jones | 33.3-77.4 |
| Assclowns | NYG@CHI | 3rd | 7:03 | Devin Singletary 8 yard Passing Completion from Jaxson Dart Grady Jarrett | 33.3-77.8 |
| Assclowns | NYG@CHI | 3rd | 5:51 | Darius Slayton 4 yard Passing Completion from Jaxson Dart Tyrique Stevenson | 33.3-78 |
| Assclowns | NYG@CHI | 3rd | 5:13 | Jaxson Dart Rushing Attempt Fumble Lost recovered by Nahshon Wright Daniel Bellinger | 33.3-76.7 |
| noodle | BAL@MIN | 3rd | 3:36 | Justin Jefferson 11 yard Passing Completion from J.J. McCarthy Nate Wiggins | 35.4-76.7 |
| noodle | BAL@MIN | 3rd | 2:20 | Will Reichard 43 yard Field Goal Made | 38.4-76.7 |
| Assclowns | BAL@MIN | 3rd | 2:10 | Derrick Henry 8 yard Passing Completion from Lamar Jackson Joshua Metellus | 38.4-78.5 |
| noodle | BUF@MIA | 3rd | 2:00 | James Cook 3 yard Rushing Attempt Tyrel Dodson | 38.7-78.5 |
| Assclowns | BAL@MIN | 3rd | 1:34 | Derrick Henry 14 yard Rushing Attempt Harrison Smith | 38.7-79.9 |
| noodle | NE@TB | 3rd | 1:14 | Rachaad White 4 yard Rushing Attempt Cory Durden | 39.1-79.9 |
| Assclowns | NYG@CHI | 3rd | 0:38 | Cairo Santos 22 yard Field Goal Made | 39.1-82.9 |
| Assclowns | BAL@MIN | 3rd | 0:17 | Derrick Henry 5 yard Rushing Attempt Jonathan Allen | 39.1-83.4 |
| noodle | BUF@MIA | 4th | 15:00 | James Cook 6 yard Passing Completion from Josh Allen Tyrel Dodson | 40.7-83.4 |
| Assclowns | BAL@MIN | 4th | 15:00 | Derrick Henry 8 yard Rushing Attempt Jay Ward | 40.7-84.2 |
| Assclowns | BAL@MIN | 4th | 14:13 | Derrick Henry 1 yard Rushing Attempt Blake Cashman | 40.7-84.3 |
| Assclowns | BAL@MIN | 4th | 13:34 | Derrick Henry 5 yard Rushing Attempt Byron Murphy | 40.7-84.8 |
| Assclowns | BAL@MIN | 4th | 12:52 | Derrick Henry 6 yard Rushing Attempt Elijah Williams | 40.7-85.4 |
| Assclowns | BUF@MIA | 4th | 12:32 | Jaylen Waddle 7 yard Passing Completion from Tua Tagovailoa Maxwell Hairston | 40.7-87.1 |
| noodle | NE@TB | 4th | 10:12 | Rachaad White 6 yard Rushing Attempt Robert Spillane | 41.3-87.1 |
| noodle | BUF@MIA | 4th | 6:31 | James Cook 9 yard Passing Completion from Josh Allen Tyrel Dodson | 43.2-87.1 |