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Week 8 2025 Tue 10/21-Mon 10/27

TeamCoach Rating1234Total
(11-3)
90%
86
74
0
4
164.03
Assclowns
(4-10)
86%
93
17
0
25
135.47
Final Division Game
TeamGameTimeDescriptionScore
Assclowns		MIN@LAC1st10:53Keenan Allen 17 yard Passing Completion from Justin Herbert Harrison Smith0-2.7
Assclowns		MIN@LAC1st9:30Oronde Gadsden 9 yard Passing Completion from Justin Herbert Harrison Smith0-4.6
Assclowns		MIN@LAC1st7:38Oronde Gadsden 13 yard Passing Completion from Justin Herbert Harrison Smith0-6.9
Assclowns		MIN@LAC1st4:05Oronde Gadsden 8 yard Passing TD from Justin Herbert0-14.7
Assclowns		MIN@LAC1st0:56Oronde Gadsden 7 yard Passing Completion from Justin Herbert Harrison Smith0-16.4
Assclowns		MIN@LAC2nd8:50Oronde Gadsden 40 yard Passing Completion from Justin Herbert Blake Cashman0-21.4
Assclowns		MIN@LAC2nd7:27Keenan Allen 12 yard Passing Completion from Justin Herbert Byron Murphy0-23.6
Assclowns		MIN@LAC2nd2:48Keenan Allen 6 yard Passing Completion from Justin Herbert0-25.2
Assclowns		MIN@LAC3rd3:50Keenan Allen 9 yard Passing Completion from Justin Herbert Isaiah Rodgers0-27.1
CLE@NE1st14:55Rhamondre Stevenson 2 yard Rushing Attempt Rayshawn Jenkins0.2-27.1
Assclowns		NYG@PHI1st13:42Jaxson Dart 1 yard Rushing Attempt Jalyx Hunt0.2-27.2
Assclowns		NYG@PHI1st13:01Theo Johnson -1 yard Passing Completion from Jaxson Dart Zack Baun0.2-27.15
NYJ@CIN1st12:29Noah Fant 14 yard Passing Completion from Joe Flacco Malachi Moore2.6-27.15
CLE@NE1st11:37Rhamondre Stevenson 2 yard Rushing Attempt Devin Bush2.8-27.15
CLE@NE1st10:54Rhamondre Stevenson 15 yard Passing Completion from Drake Maye Grant Delpit5.3-27.15
CLE@NE1st10:15Rhamondre Stevenson -4 yard Rushing Attempt Alex Wright4.9-27.15
NYJ@CIN1st10:08Breece Hall 1 yard Rushing Attempt Cam Taylor-Britt5-27.15
NYJ@CIN1st8:22Breece Hall -2 yard Rushing Attempt Barrett Carter4.8-27.15
NYJ@CIN1st8:16Noah Fant 16 yard Passing Completion from Joe Flacco Malachi Moore7.4-27.15
Assclowns		CHI@BAL1st6:45Derrick Henry 4 yard Rushing Attempt Gervon Dexter7.4-27.55
NYJ@CIN1st5:30Breece Hall 11 yard Passing Completion from Justin Fields Demetrius Knight9.5-27.55
CLE@NE1st5:04Rhamondre Stevenson 4 yard Rushing Attempt Tyson Campbell9.9-27.55
NYJ@CIN1st4:56Breece Hall -1 yard Rushing Attempt DJ Turner9.8-27.55
Assclowns		NYG@PHI1st4:47Jaxson Dart 8 yard Rushing Attempt Andrew Mukuba9.8-28.35
CLE@NE1st4:33Rhamondre Stevenson 5 yard Rushing Attempt Tyson Campbell10.3-28.35
CLE@NE1st3:59Rhamondre Stevenson -1 yard Rushing Attempt Shelby Harris10.2-28.35
Assclowns		NYG@PHI1st3:35Darius Slayton 19 yard Passing Completion from Jaxson Dart Nakobe Dean10.2-29.3
Assclowns		NYG@PHI1st3:01Cam Skattebo 18 yard Passing TD from Jaxson Dart10.2-36.2
CHI@BAL1st1:27DJ Moore 10 yard Passing Completion from Caleb Williams Marlon Humphrey12.2-36.2
CHI@BAL1st0:53DJ Moore 3 yard Rushing Attempt Teddye Buchanan12.5-36.2
NYJ@CIN1st0:36Breece Hall 3 yard Rushing Attempt Jordan Battle12.8-36.2
Assclowns		CHI@BAL2nd15:00Derrick Henry 2 yard Rushing Attempt Dayo Odeyingbo12.8-36.4
CLE@NE2nd14:30Rhamondre Stevenson 5 yard Rushing Attempt Maliek Collins13.3-36.4
Assclowns		CHI@BAL2nd14:27Derrick Henry 8 yard Rushing Attempt T.J. Edwards13.3-37.2
NYJ@CIN2nd14:20Breece Hall 3 yard Passing Completion from Justin Fields Demetrius Knight14.6-37.2
NYJ@CIN2nd13:40Breece Hall 4 yard Rushing Attempt Jordan Battle15-37.2
Assclowns		NYG@PHI2nd10:57Darius Slayton 7 yard Passing Completion from Jaxson Dart Reed Blankenship15-37.55
NYJ@CIN2nd10:37Breece Hall 10 yard Rushing Attempt Jordan Battle16-37.55
Assclowns		NYG@PHI2nd10:13Tyrone Tracy 9 yard Passing Completion from Jaxson Dart Zack Baun16-38
Assclowns		CHI@BAL2nd10:00Derrick Henry 5 yard Rushing Attempt T.J. Edwards16-38.5
NYJ@CIN2nd9:26Breece Hall 5 yard Rushing Attempt Logan Wilson16.5-38.5
Assclowns		CHI@BAL2nd8:49Derrick Henry 10 yard Rushing Attempt Tremaine Edmunds16.5-39.5
Assclowns		MIA@ATL2nd8:30Jaylen Waddle 22 yard Passing Completion from Tua Tagovailoa Jessie Bates16.5-42.7
Assclowns		CHI@BAL2nd8:19Derrick Henry 2 yard Rushing TD16.5-48.9
Assclowns		CHI@BAL2nd6:33Derrick Henry 2 yard Rushing Attempt T.J. Edwards16.5-49.1
NYJ@CIN2nd6:06Breece Hall 1 yard Rushing Attempt Jordan Battle16.6-49.1
CLE@NE2nd6:03Rhamondre Stevenson 9 yard Rushing Attempt Jerome Baker17.5-49.1
Assclowns		NYG@PHI2nd5:03Daniel Bellinger 21 yard Passing Completion from Jaxson Dart Reed Blankenship17.5-50.15
Assclowns		NYG@PHI2nd4:16Jaxson Dart 6 yard Rushing Attempt Nakobe Dean17.5-50.75
Assclowns		CHI@BAL2nd4:14Derrick Henry 2 yard Rushing Attempt T.J. Edwards17.5-50.95
Assclowns		MIA@ATL2nd3:23Jaylen Waddle 6 yard Passing Completion from Tua Tagovailoa Mike Hughes17.5-52.55
Assclowns		CHI@BAL2nd2:10Derrick Henry 3 yard Rushing Attempt Grady Jarrett17.5-52.85
CLE@NE2nd2:09Rhamondre Stevenson 2 yard Rushing Attempt Grant Delpit17.7-52.85
CLE@NE2nd2:00Stefon Diggs 5 yard Passing Completion from Drake Maye Tyson Campbell19.2-52.85
Assclowns		MIA@ATL2nd0:24Jaylen Waddle 10 yard Passing Completion from Tua Tagovailoa JD Bertrand19.2-54.85
Assclowns		NYG@PHI2nd0:21Jaxson Dart -1 yard Rushing Attempt19.2-54.75
NYJ@CIN3rd14:53Breece Hall 3 yard Rushing Attempt Demetrius Knight19.5-54.75
Assclowns		CHI@BAL3rd14:19Derrick Henry 7 yard Rushing Attempt Gervon Dexter19.5-55.45
Assclowns		NYG@PHI3rd14:10Wan'Dale Robinson 8 yard Passing Completion from Jaxson Dart Cooper DeJean19.5-55.85
Assclowns		CHI@BAL3rd13:41Derrick Henry 2 yard Rushing Attempt Dayo Odeyingbo19.5-56.05
Assclowns		CHI@BAL3rd12:56Derrick Henry 4 yard Rushing Attempt Gervon Dexter19.5-56.45
NYJ@CIN3rd10:43Breece Hall 9 yard Rushing Attempt Demetrius Knight20.4-56.45
CLE@NE3rd10:30Rhamondre Stevenson 4 yard Rushing Attempt Cameron Thomas20.8-56.45
NYJ@CIN3rd8:07Breece Hall 9 yard Rushing Attempt Geno Stone21.7-56.45
Assclowns		CHI@BAL3rd7:57Derrick Henry 4 yard Rushing Attempt Noah Sewell21.7-56.85
CLE@NE3rd7:10Stefon Diggs 8 yard Passing Completion from Drake Maye Tyson Campbell23.5-56.85
NYJ@CIN3rd7:06Breece Hall 3 yard Rushing Attempt B.J. Hill23.8-56.85
CLE@NE3rd6:45Stefon Diggs 1 yard Passing TD from Drake Maye30.9-56.85
Assclowns		CHI@BAL3rd6:14Derrick Henry 1 yard Rushing Attempt Dayo Odeyingbo30.9-56.95
Assclowns		NYG@PHI3rd5:12Theo Johnson 9 yard Passing Completion from Jaxson Dart Reed Blankenship30.9-57.4
Assclowns		CHI@BAL3rd4:34Derrick Henry 2 yard Rushing Attempt Gervon Dexter30.9-57.6
Assclowns		MIA@ATL3rd4:26Jaylen Waddle 43 yard Passing TD from Tua Tagovailoa30.9-68.9
Assclowns		NYG@PHI3rd3:49Theo Johnson 12 yard Passing Completion from Jaxson Dart Zack Baun30.9-69.5
NYJ@CIN3rd3:28Noah Fant 11 yard Passing Completion from Joe Flacco Malachi Moore33-69.5
Assclowns		NYG@PHI3rd2:32Wan'Dale Robinson 6 yard Passing Completion from Jaxson Dart Reed Blankenship33-69.8
CHI@BAL3rd2:05DJ Moore 3 yard Passing Completion from Caleb Williams Kyle Hamilton34.3-69.8
Assclowns		NYG@PHI3rd1:53Devin Singletary 28 yard Passing Completion from Jaxson Dart Nakobe Dean34.3-71.2
NYJ@CIN3rd1:03Breece Hall 35 yard Rushing Attempt DJ Turner37.8-71.2
NYJ@CIN4th15:00Breece Hall 7 yard Rushing Attempt Myles Murphy38.5-71.2
NYJ@CIN4th14:21Breece Hall 5 yard Rushing TD45-71.2
Assclowns		CHI@BAL4th12:16Derrick Henry 4 yard Rushing Attempt Noah Sewell45-71.6
Assclowns		MIA@ATL4th10:56Jaylen Waddle 18 yard Passing Completion from Tua Tagovailoa Arnold Ebiketie45-74.4
CLE@NE4th10:54Rhamondre Stevenson 3 yard Rushing Attempt Alex Wright45.3-74.4
Assclowns		CHI@BAL4th10:39Derrick Henry 2 yard Rushing Attempt Montez Sweat45.3-74.6
Assclowns		CHI@BAL4th9:00Derrick Henry -1 yard Rushing Attempt Gervon Dexter, Noah Sewell45.3-74.5
NYJ@CIN4th8:01Breece Hall 27 yard Rushing TD54-74.5
CLE@NE4th7:53Rhamondre Stevenson 3 yard Rushing Attempt Isaiah McGuire54.3-74.5
CHI@BAL4th7:05DJ Moore 18 yard Passing Completion from Caleb Williams Malaki Starks57.1-74.5
NYJ@CIN4th6:14Breece Hall 10 yard Rushing Attempt Joseph Ossai58.1-74.5
Assclowns		NYG@PHI4th5:59Tyrone Tracy 5 yard Passing Completion from Jaxson Dart Byron Young58.1-74.75
Assclowns		NYG@PHI4th5:34Wan'Dale Robinson 34 yard Passing Completion from Jaxson Dart Marcus Epps58.1-76.45
NYJ@CIN4th5:16Breece Hall 4 yard Rushing Attempt Demetrius Knight58.5-76.45
Assclowns		NYG@PHI4th4:57Beaux Collins 18 yard Passing Completion from Jaxson Dart Marcus Epps58.5-77.35
Assclowns		CHI@BAL4th4:23Derrick Henry 5 yard Rushing Attempt Montez Sweat58.5-77.85
Assclowns		NYG@PHI4th3:31Jaxson Dart 1 yard Rushing Attempt Jeremiah Trotter58.5-77.95
Assclowns		CHI@BAL4th3:28Derrick Henry 1 yard Rushing Attempt Gervon Dexter58.5-78.05
Assclowns		NYG@PHI4th2:49Jaxson Dart 2 yard Rushing TD58.5-87.25
Assclowns		CHI@BAL4th2:16Derrick Henry 2 yard Rushing TD58.5-93.45
NYJ@CIN4th2:00Mason Taylor 4 yard Passing TD from Breece Hall67.7-93.45
CHI@BAL4th1:56DJ Moore 42 yard Passing Completion from Caleb Williams Alohi Gilman72.9-93.45