| Team | Game | | Time | Description | Score |
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| Assclowns | SEA@ARI | 1st | 11:53 | Kenneth Walker 29 yard Passing Completion from Sam Darnold Jalen Thompson | 0-3.9 |
| Assclowns | SEA@ARI | 1st | 10:39 | Kenneth Walker -3 yard Rushing Attempt Darius Robinson, Akeem Davis-Gaither | 0-3.6 |
| Assclowns | SEA@ARI | 1st | 4:02 | Kenneth Walker 9 yard Rushing Attempt Jalen Thompson | 0-4.5 |
| Assclowns | SEA@ARI | 1st | 3:18 | Kenneth Walker 21 yard Rushing Attempt Jalen Thompson | 0-6.6 |
| Assclowns | SEA@ARI | 1st | 2:43 | Kenneth Walker 8 yard Rushing Attempt Mack Wilson | 0-7.4 |
| Assclowns | SEA@ARI | 2nd | 12:52 | Kenneth Walker 4 yard Rushing Attempt Akeem Davis-Gaither | 0-7.8 |
| Assclowns | SEA@ARI | 2nd | 7:33 | Kenneth Walker 4 yard Rushing Attempt PJ Mustipher | 0-8.2 |
| Assclowns | SEA@ARI | 2nd | 6:59 | Kenneth Walker 3 yard Rushing Attempt Kei'Trel Clark | 0-8.5 |
| Assclowns | SEA@ARI | 3rd | 13:03 | Kenneth Walker 2 yard Rushing Attempt Denzel Burke | 0-8.7 |
| Assclowns | SEA@ARI | 3rd | 10:34 | Kenneth Walker 4 yard Rushing Attempt Denzel Burke | 0-9.1 |
| Assclowns | SEA@ARI | 3rd | 1:33 | Kenneth Walker 3 yard Rushing Attempt Dante Stills | 0-9.4 |
| Assclowns | SEA@ARI | 3rd | 0:13 | Kenneth Walker -5 yard Rushing Attempt Anthony Goodlow | 0-8.9 |
| Assclowns | SEA@ARI | 4th | 13:05 | Kenneth Walker 4 yard Rushing Attempt Mack Wilson | 0-9.3 |
| Assclowns | SEA@ARI | 4th | 12:26 | Kenneth Walker 20 yard Rushing Attempt Jalen Thompson | 0-11.3 |
| Assclowns | SEA@ARI | 4th | 11:43 | Kenneth Walker 5 yard Rushing Attempt Akeem Davis-Gaither | 0-11.8 |
| Assclowns | SEA@ARI | 4th | 11:04 | Kenneth Walker -3 yard Rushing Attempt Zaven Collins | 0-11.5 |
| Assclowns | SEA@ARI | 4th | 5:41 | Kenneth Walker 4 yard Rushing Attempt Dante Stills | 0-11.9 |
| Assclowns | SEA@ARI | 4th | 4:52 | Kenneth Walker 1 yard Rushing Attempt PJ Mustipher | 0-12 |
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| Assclowns | LAC@NYG | 1st | 15:00 | Keenan Allen 9 yard Passing Completion from Justin Herbert Darius Muasau | 0-13.9 |
| No Namers | LAC@NYG | 1st | 13:37 | Cam Skattebo 5 yard Rushing Attempt Bud Dupree | 0.5-13.9 |
| No Namers | LAC@NYG | 1st | 13:07 | Cam Skattebo 2 yard Rushing Attempt Da'Shawn Hand | 0.7-13.9 |
| No Namers | LAC@NYG | 1st | 12:16 | Cam Skattebo 4 yard Rushing Attempt Jamaree Caldwell | 1.1-13.9 |
| No Namers | LAC@NYG | 1st | 11:53 | Cam Skattebo 16 yard Rushing Attempt Elijah Molden | 2.7-13.9 |
| Assclowns | NO@BUF | 1st | 10:49 | Matt Prater XP | 2.7-14.9 |
| Assclowns | WAS@ATL | 1st | 10:39 | Deebo Samuel -3 yard Rushing Attempt Leonard Floyd | 2.7-14.6 |
| No Namers | WAS@ATL | 1st | 8:08 | Drake London 9 yard Passing Completion from Michael Penix Jacob Martin | 4.6-14.6 |
| No Namers | WAS@ATL | 1st | 6:54 | Drake London 15 yard Passing Completion from Michael Penix Mike Sainristil | 7.1-14.6 |
| No Namers | LAC@NYG | 1st | 3:32 | Wan'Dale Robinson Passing Completion from Jaxson Dart Tarheeb Still | 8.1-14.6 |
| No Namers | WAS@ATL | 1st | 3:00 | Drake London 14 yard Passing Completion from Michael Penix Jeremy Reaves | 10.5-14.6 |
| Assclowns | NO@BUF | 1st | 2:29 | Matt Prater XP | 10.5-15.6 |
| No Namers | WAS@ATL | 1st | 0:52 | Drake London 5 yard Passing TD from Michael Penix | 18-15.6 |
| No Namers | LAC@NYG | 2nd | 15:00 | Cam Skattebo 4 yard Rushing Attempt Cam Hart | 18.4-15.6 |
| No Namers | LAC@NYG | 2nd | 14:32 | Cam Skattebo -1 yard Rushing Attempt Da'Shawn Hand, Derwin James | 18.3-15.6 |
| Assclowns | WAS@ATL | 2nd | 14:21 | Zach Ertz Passing Completion from Marcus Mariota Fumble Billy Bowman | 18.3-15.95 |
| Assclowns | WAS@ATL | 2nd | 12:56 | Deebo Samuel 4 yard Passing Completion from Marcus Mariota Dee Alford | 18.3-17.55 |
| Assclowns | WAS@ATL | 2nd | 11:36 | Luke McCaffrey 5 yard Passing TD from Marcus Mariota | 18.3-23.8 |
| Assclowns | LAC@NYG | 2nd | 10:36 | Keenan Allen 6 yard Passing Completion from Justin Herbert Dru Phillips | 18.3-25.4 |
| No Namers | WAS@ATL | 2nd | 10:27 | Drake London 43 yard Passing Completion from Michael Penix Marshon Lattimore | 23.6-25.4 |
| Assclowns | WAS@ATL | 2nd | 8:18 | Jaylin Lane 7 yard Passing Completion from Marcus Mariota Xavier Watts | 23.6-25.75 |
| No Namers | LAC@NYG | 2nd | 7:59 | Cam Skattebo 5 yard Rushing Attempt Troy Dye | 24.1-25.75 |
| Assclowns | WAS@ATL | 2nd | 6:52 | Deebo Samuel Passing Completion from Marcus Mariota Fumble recovered by Deebo Samuel Dee Alford | 24.1-27.2 |
| Assclowns | WAS@ATL | 2nd | 6:07 | Deebo Samuel 11 yard Passing Completion from Marcus Mariota Jessie Bates | 24.1-29.85 |
| No Namers | LAC@NYG | 2nd | 5:39 | Cam Skattebo 4 yard Passing Completion from Jaxson Dart Troy Dye | 25.5-29.85 |
| No Namers | LAC@NYG | 2nd | 4:15 | Cam Skattebo 2 yard Rushing Attempt Jamaree Caldwell | 25.7-29.85 |
| No Namers | LAC@NYG | 2nd | 2:58 | Cam Skattebo 2 yard Rushing Attempt Tuli Tuipulotu | 25.9-29.85 |
| No Namers | WAS@ATL | 2nd | 2:55 | Drake London 9 yard Passing Completion from Michael Penix Frankie Luvu | 27.8-29.85 |
| No Namers | CLE@DET | 2nd | 2:00 | David Njoku 2 yard Passing Completion from Joe Flacco Jack Campbell | 29-29.85 |
| Assclowns | WAS@ATL | 2nd | 1:46 | Zach Ertz 14 yard Passing Completion from Marcus Mariota Mike Hughes | 29-30.55 |
| Assclowns | WAS@ATL | 2nd | 1:41 | Jaylin Lane 11 yard Passing Completion from Marcus Mariota Dee Alford | 29-31.1 |
| No Namers | CLE@DET | 2nd | 1:17 | David Njoku 9 yard Passing Completion from Joe Flacco Jack Campbell | 30.9-31.1 |
| Assclowns | LAC@NYG | 2nd | 0:59 | Keenan Allen 10 yard Passing Completion from Justin Herbert Cor'Dale Flott | 30.9-33.1 |
| Assclowns | LAC@NYG | 2nd | 0:53 | Keenan Allen 4 yard Passing Completion from Justin Herbert Brian Burns | 30.9-34.5 |
| No Namers | LAC@NYG | 2nd | 0:20 | Cam Skattebo 7 yard Rushing Attempt Daiyan Henley | 31.6-34.5 |
| No Namers | LAC@NYG | 3rd | 14:55 | Cam Skattebo 4 yard Rushing Attempt Troy Dye | 32-34.5 |
| No Namers | LAC@NYG | 3rd | 14:26 | Cam Skattebo 7 yard Rushing Attempt Alohi Gilman | 32.7-34.5 |
| No Namers | LAC@NYG | 3rd | 13:59 | Cam Skattebo 6 yard Rushing Attempt Daiyan Henley | 33.3-34.5 |
| Assclowns | WAS@ATL | 3rd | 13:37 | Luke McCaffrey 16 yard Passing Completion from Marcus Mariota Xavier Watts | 33.3-35.3 |
| Assclowns | WAS@ATL | 3rd | 12:52 | Marcus Mariota 22 yard Rushing Attempt Xavier Watts | 33.3-37.5 |
| Assclowns | WAS@ATL | 3rd | 11:26 | Jacory Croskey-Merritt 6 yard Passing Completion from Marcus Mariota Mike Hughes | 33.3-37.8 |
| No Namers | LAC@NYG | 3rd | 11:23 | Wan'Dale Robinson 8 yard Passing Completion from Russell Wilson Tony Jefferson | 35.1-37.8 |
| Assclowns | WAS@ATL | 3rd | 9:19 | Deebo Samuel 5 yard Rushing Attempt Jalon Walker | 35.1-38.3 |
| Assclowns | WAS@ATL | 3rd | 8:39 | Deebo Samuel 14 yard Passing Completion from Marcus Mariota Jessie Bates | 35.1-41.4 |
| Assclowns | WAS@ATL | 3rd | 7:20 | Deebo Samuel 7 yard Rushing Attempt Xavier Watts | 35.1-42.1 |
| Assclowns | WAS@ATL | 3rd | 6:55 | Marcus Mariota Pass to Jaylin Lane Interception by Xavier Watts | 35.1-39.1 |
| No Namers | LAC@NYG | 3rd | 6:51 | Cam Skattebo 1 yard Rushing Attempt Da'Shawn Hand | 35.2-39.1 |
| Assclowns | NO@BUF | 3rd | 6:42 | Matt Prater XP | 35.2-40.1 |
| No Namers | LAC@NYG | 3rd | 2:49 | Cam Skattebo 2 Pt Conversion Rushing | 37.2-40.1 |
| No Namers | WAS@ATL | 3rd | 2:26 | Drake London 6 yard Passing Completion from Michael Penix Trey Amos | 38.8-40.1 |
| No Namers | LAC@NYG | 3rd | 1:21 | Cam Skattebo 7 yard Passing Completion from Jaxson Dart Daiyan Henley | 40.5-40.1 |
| No Namers | LAC@NYG | 3rd | 0:52 | Cam Skattebo 5 yard Rushing Attempt Troy Dye | 41-40.1 |
| Assclowns | WAS@ATL | 3rd | 0:06 | Jacory Croskey-Merritt 4 yard Passing Completion from Marcus Mariota Jessie Bates | 41-40.3 |
| No Namers | LAC@NYG | 4th | 14:34 | Cam Skattebo 1 yard Rushing Attempt Daiyan Henley | 41.1-40.3 |
| Assclowns | WAS@ATL | 4th | 14:07 | Marcus Mariota -2 yard Rushing Attempt Kaden Elliss | 41.1-40.1 |
| Assclowns | WAS@ATL | 4th | 13:30 | Tay Martin 14 yard Passing Completion from Marcus Mariota Mike Hughes | 41.1-40.8 |
| Assclowns | LAC@NYG | 4th | 12:12 | Keenan Allen 8 yard Passing Completion from Justin Herbert Cor'Dale Flott | 41.1-42.6 |
| No Namers | LAC@NYG | 4th | 9:17 | Wan'Dale Robinson 6 yard Passing Completion from Jaxson Dart Tarheeb Still | 42.7-42.6 |
| Assclowns | WAS@ATL | 4th | 8:53 | Deebo Samuel 24 yard Passing TD from Marcus Mariota | 42.7-59.2 |
| Assclowns | WAS@ATL | 4th | 8:48 | Zach Ertz 2 Pt Conversion Passing from Marcus Mariota | 42.7-61.2 |
| No Namers | LAC@NYG | 4th | 8:01 | Cam Skattebo 3 yard Rushing Attempt Derwin James | 43-61.2 |
| Assclowns | NO@BUF | 4th | 7:07 | Matt Prater XP | 43-62.2 |
| No Namers | WAS@ATL | 4th | 3:18 | Drake London 9 yard Passing Completion from Michael Penix | 44.9-62.2 |
| No Namers | LAC@NYG | 4th | 2:45 | Cam Skattebo 3 yard Rushing Attempt Teair Tart | 45.2-62.2 |
| No Namers | LAC@NYG | 4th | 2:42 | Cam Skattebo -3 yard Rushing Attempt Naquan Jones, Tuli Tuipulotu | 44.9-62.2 |
| No Namers | LAC@NYG | 4th | 2:29 | Cam Skattebo 5 yard Rushing Attempt Troy Dye | 45.4-62.2 |
| Assclowns | NO@BUF | 4th | 2:12 | Matt Prater 35 yard Field Goal Made | 45.4-65.2 |
| Assclowns | WAS@ATL | 4th | 1:47 | Deebo Samuel 16 yard Passing Completion from Marcus Mariota Dee Alford | 45.4-68.6 |
| No Namers | LAC@NYG | 4th | 1:17 | Cam Skattebo 1 yard Rushing Attempt Naquan Jones | 45.5-68.6 |
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| Assclowns | JAC@SF | 1st | 8:12 | Brian Thomas 14 yard Passing Completion from Trevor Lawrence Deommodore Lenoir | 45.5-71 |
| Assclowns | IND@LAR | 1st | 7:26 | Tyler Warren 24 yard Passing Completion from Daniel Jones Kam Curl | 45.5-74.4 |
| Assclowns | IND@LAR | 1st | 6:47 | Tyler Warren 5 yard Passing Completion from Daniel Jones Omar Speights | 45.5-75.9 |
| No Namers | IND@LAR | 1st | 5:00 | Spencer Shrader 52 yard Field Goal Made | 50.5-75.9 |
| Assclowns | IND@LAR | 2nd | 13:08 | Tyler Warren 1 yard Rushing Attempt Omar Speights | 50.5-76 |
| Assclowns | JAC@SF | 2nd | 13:02 | Brian Thomas 6 yard Passing Completion from Trevor Lawrence Deommodore Lenoir | 50.5-77.6 |
| Assclowns | IND@LAR | 2nd | 12:23 | Tyler Warren 2 yard Rushing TD | 50.5-86.8 |
| No Namers | IND@LAR | 2nd | 12:17 | Spencer Shrader XP | 51.5-86.8 |
| No Namers | CHI@LV | 1st | 14:20 | DJ Moore 5 yard Passing Completion from Caleb Williams Devin White | 51.75-86.8 |
| Assclowns | BAL@KC | 1st | 13:40 | Derrick Henry 14 yard Rushing Attempt Chamarri Conner | 51.75-88.2 |
| Assclowns | JAC@SF | 2nd | 7:42 | Brian Thomas 9 yard Passing Completion from Trevor Lawrence Darrell Luter | 51.75-90.1 |
| No Namers | CHI@LV | 1st | 12:35 | Ashton Jeanty 12 yard Rushing Attempt Tremaine Edmunds | 52.95-90.1 |
| Assclowns | BAL@KC | 1st | 12:19 | Derrick Henry 2 yard Rushing Attempt George Karlaftis | 52.95-90.3 |