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OUTJa Morant
PG MEM

drafted
Ja Morant
2.6 #14 Tue 10/18/22 12:06 AM

LaMelo Ball
PG CHA

drafted
LaMelo Ball
2.5 #13 Tue 10/18/22 12:05 AM

OUTDomantas Sabonis
C SAC

Lucifer on the Hardwood
drafted
Domantas Sabonis
2.4 #12 Tue 10/18/22 12:05 AM

OUTJayson Tatum
F BOS

The Hash Slinging Slashers
drafted
Jayson Tatum
2.3 #11 Tue 10/18/22 12:04 AM

James Harden
G LAC

drafted
James Harden
2.2 #10 Tue 10/18/22 12:03 AM

Stephen Curry
PG GSW

The Power of Friendship™️
drafted
Stephen Curry
2.1 #9 Tue 10/18/22 12:03 AM

Karl-Anthony Towns
PF/C NYK

The Power of Friendship™️
drafted
Karl-Anthony Towns
1.8 #8 Tue 10/18/22 12:02 AM

LeBron James
F LAL

drafted
LeBron James
1.7 #7 Tue 10/18/22 12:02 AM

Kevin Durant
F HOU

The Hash Slinging Slashers
drafted
Kevin Durant
1.6 #6 Tue 10/18/22 12:02 AM

DTDJoel Embiid
C PHI

Lucifer on the Hardwood
drafted
Joel Embiid
1.5 #5 Tue 10/18/22 12:01 AM

OUTTrae Young
PG WAS

drafted
Trae Young
1.4 #4 Tue 10/18/22 12:01 AM

Luka Dončić
PG LAL

drafted
Luka Dončić
1.3 #3 Tue 10/18/22 12:01 AM

Giannis Antetokounmpo
F/C MIL

LeChump
drafted
Giannis Antetokounmpo
1.2 #2 Tue 10/18/22 12:00 AM

OUTNikola Jokić
C DEN

My Dangerous Nights Crew
drafted
Nikola Jokić
1.1 #1 Tue 10/18/22 12:00 AM