Fistful of A55holes

Player	Sat 3/28		2026 Stats									Availability
Fistful of A55holes
Name	Opp	FPts	AVG	HR	R	RBI	SB	BB	SO	FPts	Avg		Status
Adley Rutschman C/DH BAL	MIN4:05 PM	—	.500	0	0	0	0	0	0	3	3	Locked	C
Nick Kurtz 1B ATH	@TOR3:07 PM	—	.000	0	0	0	0	0	3	-3	-3	Locked	1B
Ozzie Albies 2B ATL	KC7:15 PM	—	.500	1	1	1	0	0	0	8	8	Locked	2B
Otto Lopez 2B/SS MIA	COL4:10 PM	—	.000	0	0	0	0	1	1	0	0	Locked	SS
Addison Barger 3B/RF TOR	OAK3:07 PM	—	.000	0	0	0	0	0	1	-1	-1	Locked	3B
Brendan Donovan 2B/LF SEA	CLE9:40 PM	—	.333	1	1	1	0	2	2	9	4.5	Locked	C/IF
Randy Arozarena LF SEA	CLE9:40 PM	—	.200	0	2	0	1	3	1	10	5	Locked	LF
Luis Robert CF NYM	PIT4:10 PM	—	.500	0	1	2	0	1	1	6	6	Locked	CF
Chase DeLauter OF CLE	@SEA9:40 PM	—	.444	3	4	3	0	0	2	22	11	Locked	RF
Jakob Marsee LF/CF MIA	COL4:10 PM	—	.250	0	0	0	1	0	0	4	4	Locked	OF
Jose Altuve 2B/LF/DH HOU	LAA7:10 PM	—	.167	0	0	0	1	2	1	4	2	Locked	DH
Ben Rice C/1B/DH NYY	@SF7:15 PM	—	.250	0	1	0	0	1	2	2	2	Locked	UTIL

			IP	BB	SO	W	SV	ERA	WHP	FPts	Avg
Nathan Eovaldi SP TEX	@PHI4:05 PM	—	4.2	0	7	0	0	9.64	1.71	0	0	Locked	SP
Jameson Taillon SP CHC	WSH2:20 PM	—								—		Locked	SP
Jacob deGrom SP TEX	@PHI4:05 PM	—								—		Locked	SP
Aaron Nola SP PHI	TEX4:05 PM	—								—		Locked	SP
Cade Smith RP CLE	@SEA9:40 PM	—	1	0	1	0	1	0.00	0.00	9	9	Locked	RP
Tatsuya Imai RP HOU	LAA7:10 PM	—								—		Locked	RP
Will Vest RP DET	@SD8:40 PM	—	1	0	1	0	0	0.00	0.00	4	4	Locked	P
Robert Garcia RP TEX	@PHI4:05 PM	—								—		Locked	P

Benched
			AVG	HR	R	RBI	SB	BB	SO	FPts	Avg
Samuel Basallo C BAL	MIN4:05 PM	—	.250	0	1	0	0	0	1	2	2	Locked	BN
Moisés Ballesteros DH CHC	WSH2:20 PM	—	.000	0	0	0	0	1	1	0	0	Locked	BN
James Wood LF/DH WSH	@CHC2:20 PM	—	.000	0	0	0	0	0	4	-4	-4	Locked	BN
Daylen Lile LF/RF/DH WSH	@CHC2:20 PM	—	.200	0	1	1	0	0	2	2	2	Locked	BN
Josh Smith 1B/SS/3B/DH TEX	@PHI4:05 PM	—	.000	0	0	0	0	0	1	-1	-1	Locked	BN

			IP	BB	SO	W	SV	ERA	WHP	FPts	Avg
Jacob Misiorowski SP MIL	CWS7:10 PM	—	5	3	11	1	0	1.80	1.00	27	27	Locked	BN
Cade Cavalli SP WSH	@CHC2:20 PM	—	3.2	3	5	0	0	4.91	1.64	6	6	Locked	BN
Matthew Boyd SP CHC	WSH2:20 PM	—	3.2	1	7	0	0	14.73	1.91	-4	-4	Locked	BN
Ian Seymour P TB	@STL2:15 PM	—	0	0	0	0	0	∞	∞	-15	-15	Locked	BN
Braxton Ashcraft P PIT	@NYM4:10 PM	—								—		Locked	BN

Injured Reserve
			IP	BB	SO	W	SV	ERA	WHP	FPts	Avg
15DShane Bieber SP TOR	OAK3:07 PM	—								—		Locked	IL