The Express

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• Jackson Chourio

  OF MIL
  (rank: 14-66)

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• Bobby Witt

  SS KC
  (rank: 3-14)

Topeka Lizard Kings

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• Bryce Harper

  1B PHI
  (rank: 13-71)

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• Giancarlo Stanton

  RF/DH NYY
  (rank: 49-281)

Topeka Lizard Kings

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• Bo Bichette

  SS NYM
  (rank: 9-52)

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• Corey Seager

  SS TEX
  (rank: 29-152)

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• Dustin Pedroia

  2B FA

As you can tell, I don't care about this league

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• Prince Fielder

  DH FA