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Player		Availability
Crack-Smoking Monkeys
Name		Action
K. Suzuki C FA		Locked
J. Rivera 1B FA		Locked
J. Bartlett SS FA		Locked
J. Hairston SS FA		Locked
C. Figgins 3B FA		Locked
M. Tejada 3B FA		Locked
J. Damon LF FA		Locked
I. Suzuki LF FA		Locked
M. Upton CF FA		Locked
V. Guerrero OF FA		Locked
L. Berkman DH FA		Locked
V. Martínez DH FA		Locked
C. Sabathia SP FA		Locked
R. Dempster SP FA		Locked
J. Santana SP FA		Locked
J. Beckett SP FA		Locked
D. Matsuzaka SP FA		Locked
D. Lowe RP FA		Locked
H. Bell RP FA		Locked
A. Bailey RP FA		Locked
B. Zito RP FA		Locked
Total 20 / 21

SmackMyPitchUp
B. McCann C FA		Locked
M. Olivo C FA		Locked
A. González 1B FA		Locked
J. Morneau 1B FA		Locked
K. Johnson 2B FA		Locked
M. Scutaro 2B FA		Locked
S. Drew SS FA		Locked
C. Headley 3B FA		Locked
J. Keppinger 3B FA		Locked
A. Pagan LF FA		Locked
D. Young RF FA		Locked
B. Zobrist 2B/RF FA		Locked
J. Heyward LF/RF FA		Locked
D. Ortiz DH FA		Locked
R. Braun RF/DH FA		Locked
A. Harang SP FA		Locked
R. Wolf SP FA		Locked
M. Bumgarner SP FA		Locked
J. Oviedo RP FA		Locked
H. Street RP FA		Locked
M. Cain RP FA		Locked
T. Lincecum RP FA		Locked
Total 21 / 21

Unseat All Incumbents
B. Molina C FA		Locked
J. Mauer 1B FA		Locked
C. Hart 1B FA		Locked
C. Kotchman 1B FA		Locked
T. Wigginton 1B FA		Locked
B. Phillips 2B FA		Locked
R. Theriot 2B FA		Locked
D. Uggla 2B FA		Locked
A. Béltre 3B FA		Locked
S. Rolen 3B FA		Locked
M. Byrd RF FA		Locked
T. Hunter RF FA		Locked
P. Konerko DH FA		Locked
C. Wilson SP FA		Locked
J. Vargas SP FA		Locked
T. Hudson SP FA		Locked
R. Oswalt SP FA		Locked
T. Clippard RP FA		Locked
R. Franklin RP FA		Locked
M. Lindstrom RP FA		Locked
G. González P FA		Locked
Total 21 / 21

Boston Bashers
C. Ruiz C FA		Locked
J. Bruce 1B FA		Locked
B. Roberts 2B FA		Locked
J. Hardy SS FA		Locked
R. Raburn LF FA		Locked
J. Werth RF FA		Locked
B. Butler DH FA		Locked
L. Morrison DH FA		Locked
A. McCutchen DH PIT		Locked
N. Walker 2B/DH FA		Locked
E. Longoria 3B/DH FA		Locked
C. Billingsley SP FA		Locked
C. Richard SP FA		Locked
B. Chen SP FA		Locked
R. Porcello SP FA		Locked
T. Pena RP FA		Locked
L. Hernandez RP FA		Locked
J. Saunders RP FA		Locked
M. Rivera RP FA		Locked
M. Thornton RP FA		Locked
B. Wilson RP FA		Locked
Total 21 / 21

Chubby Chipmunks
G. Soto C FA		Locked
G. Sanchez 1B FA		Locked
R. Zimmerman 1B FA		Locked
M. Aviles SS FA		Locked
M. Mora 3B FA		Locked
C. Crawford LF FA		Locked
J. Pierre LF FA		Locked
R. Ibanez DH FA		Locked
A. Dunn DH FA		Locked
H. Ramírez DH FA		Locked
J. Posada 1B/DH FA		Locked
S. Choo LF/DH FA		Locked
J. Garland SP FA		Locked
J. Niemann SP FA		Locked
R. Dickey SP FA		Locked
D. Hudson RP FA		Locked
Z. Duke RP FA		Locked
L. Hochevar RP FA		Locked
J. Tomlin RP FA		Locked
F. Rodney RP FA		Locked
J. Soria RP FA		Locked
Total 21 / 21

Player		Availability
Sandy Duncan
Name		Action
B. Posey C FA		Locked
M. Teixeira 1B FA		Locked
C. Utley 2B FA		Locked
I. Kinsler 2B FA		Locked
D. Jeter SS FA		Locked
M. Young 3B FA		Locked
M. Cuddyer LF FA		Locked
A. Ethier LF FA		Locked
J. Bowker RF FA		Locked
V. Wells DH FA		Locked
J. Thome DH FA		Locked
J. Happ SP FA		Locked
T. Cahill SP FA		Locked
R. Hernandez SP FA		Locked
C. Hamels SP FA		Locked
J. De La Rosa RP FA		Locked
M. Capps RP FA		Locked
B. Duensing RP FA		Locked
B. Wagner RP FA		Locked
Total 19 / 21



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Y. Molina C FA		Locked
R. Canó 2B FA		Locked
E. Andrus 2B/SS FA		Locked
J. Reyes 3B FA		Locked
P. Polanco 3B FA		Locked
J. Hamilton LF FA		Locked
S. Podsednik LF FA		Locked
B. Abreu RF FA		Locked
M. Cabrera DH FA		Locked
P. Fielder DH FA		Locked
C. Kershaw SP LAD		Locked
J. Verlander SP SF		Locked
J. Danks SP FA		Locked
Z. Greinke SP FA		Locked
J. Weaver SP FA		Locked
C. Lewis SP FA		Locked
F. Cordero RP FA		Locked
J. Papelbon RP FA		Locked
J. Broxton RP FA		Locked
J. Valverde RP FA		Locked
R. Romero RP FA		Locked
Total 21 / 21

teabaggingforjesus
A. Pierzynski C FA		Locked
M. Napoli 1B FA		Locked
A. Ramirez SS FA		Locked
O. Cabrera 2B/SS FA		Locked
D. Wright 3B FA		Locked
O. Hudson 3B FA		Locked
J. Dye RF FA		Locked
N. Markakis LF/RF FA		Locked
N. Cruz DH FA		Locked
M. Kemp DH FA		Locked
J. Votto 1B/DH FA		Locked
P. Sandoval 1B/3B/DH FA		Locked
G. Beckham 2B/SS/DH FA		Locked
C. Carpenter SP FA		Locked
F. Hernández SP FA		Locked
Y. Gallardo SP FA		Locked
U. Jiménez SP FA		Locked
J. Shields SP FA		Locked
B. Anderson SP FA		Locked
B. Jenks RP FA		Locked
C. Marmol RP FA		Locked
Total 21 / 21

LVGambler
B. Pena C FA		Locked
A. Huff 1B FA		Locked
I. Davis 1B FA		Locked
M. Ellis 2B FA		Locked
T. Tulowitzki SS FA		Locked
A. Gonzalez SS FA		Locked
I. Stewart 3B FA		Locked
M. Holliday LF FA		Locked
B. Gardner LF/CF FA		Locked
C. González LF/RF FA		Locked
J. Bautista 3B/LF/RF FA		Locked
A. Rodriguez DH FA		Locked
G. Stanton DH NYY		Locked
B. Myers SP FA		Locked
S. Kazmir SP FA		Locked
C. Tillman SP FA		Locked
N. Figueroa SP FA		Locked
J. Pineiro SP FA		Locked
J. Hammel RP FA		Locked
O. Dotel RP FA		Locked
N. Feliz RP FA		Locked
B. Cramer P FA		Locked
Total 21 / 21

Johnny Beer League
Y. Betancourt 1B FA		Locked
R. Howard 1B FA		Locked
O. Infante 2B FA		Locked
C. McGehee 3B FA		Locked
C. Quentin LF FA		Locked
M. Bourn CF FA		Locked
A. Torres CF FA		Locked
J. Jaso RF FA		Locked
S. Victorino RF FA		Locked
C. Young OF FA		Locked
A. Pujols 1B/DH FA		Locked
S. Marcum SP FA		Locked
M. Latos SP FA		Locked
D. Moseley SP FA		Locked
M. Talbot SP FA		Locked
A. Sánchez SP FA		Locked
R. Soriano RP FA		Locked
J. Axford RP FA		Locked
J. Chacín RP FA		Locked
D. Aardsma RP FA		Locked
F. Liriano RP FA		Locked
Total 21 / 21

Crack-Smoking Monkeys

SmackMyPitchUp

Unseat All Incumbents

Boston Bashers

Chubby Chipmunks

Sandy Duncan

Ali Farokhmanesh

teabaggingforjesus

LVGambler

Johnny Beer League