| Team | Game | Time | Description | Score |
|---|
| sad sacks | CWS@DET | Bot 2 | Jhonny Peralta Single, Victor Martínez to 2nd, pitcher Andre Rienzo | 0-1 |
| sad sacks | CLE@MIA | Bot 1 | Christian Yelich Out Mike Aviles, Mark Reynolds, pitcher Scott Kazmir | 0-2 |
| sad sacks | CWS@DET | Bot 7 | Jhonny Peralta Walk, Victor Martínez to 2nd, pitcher Andre Rienzo | 0-3 |
| sad sacks | CLE@MIA | Bot 1 | Ed Lucas Double, pitcher Scott Kazmir | 0-2 |
| sad sacks | CLE@MIA | Bot 1 | Giancarlo Stanton Out Mike Aviles, pitcher Scott Kazmir | 0-3 |
| sad sacks | CWS@DET | Bot 7 | Ramon Santiago 1-Run Out Jordan Danks, Alex Avila to 3rd, Jhonny Peralta scores, pitcher Nate Jones | 0-5 |
| sad sacks | CLE@MIA | Bot 1 | Logan Morrison Strikeout, pitcher Scott Kazmir | 0-7 |
| Lets go | STL@CIN | Bot 1 | Joey Votto Strikeout, pitcher Lance Lynn | -1-7 |
| sad sacks | CLE@MIA | Bot 2 | Donovan Solano Out Mike Aviles, pitcher Scott Kazmir | -1-8 |
| sad sacks | CLE@MIA | Bot 2 | Adeiny Hechavarría Out Mike Aviles, pitcher Scott Kazmir | -1-9 |
| Lets go | STL@CIN | Bot 2 | Jay Bruce Single, pitcher Lance Lynn | 0-9 |
| sad sacks | CLE@MIA | Bot 2 | Jake Marisnick Strikeout, pitcher Scott Kazmir | 0-11 |
| Lets go | STL@CIN | Bot 2 | Zack Cozart 2-Run Home Run, Jay Bruce scores, pitcher Lance Lynn | 2-11 |
| sad sacks | CLE@MIA | Bot 3 | Jeff Mathis Walk, pitcher Scott Kazmir | 2-10 |
| sad sacks | CLE@MIA | Bot 3 | Jeff Mathis Time Picked Off Scott Kazmir, Yan Gomes | 2-11 |
| sad sacks | CLE@MIA | Bot 3 | Nathan Eovaldi Walk, pitcher Scott Kazmir | 2-10 |
| sad sacks | CLE@MIA | Bot 3 | Christian Yelich Out Michael Brantley, pitcher Scott Kazmir | 2-11 |
| sad sacks | CLE@MIA | Bot 3 | Ed Lucas Out Jason Kipnis, pitcher Scott Kazmir | 2-12 |
| sad sacks | CLE@MIA | Bot 4 | Giancarlo Stanton Out Mike Aviles, Mark Reynolds, pitcher Scott Kazmir | 2-13 |
| sad sacks | CLE@MIA | Bot 4 | Logan Morrison Out Jason Kipnis, Mark Reynolds, pitcher Scott Kazmir | 2-14 |
| sad sacks | CLE@MIA | Bot 4 | Donovan Solano Strikeout, pitcher Scott Kazmir | 2-16 |
| Lets go | STL@CIN | Bot 4 | Jay Bruce Strikeout, pitcher Lance Lynn | 1-16 |
| sad sacks | CLE@MIA | Bot 5 | Adeiny Hechavarría Out Michael Bourn, pitcher Scott Kazmir | 1-17 |
| sad sacks | CLE@MIA | Bot 5 | Jake Marisnick Out Michael Brantley, pitcher Scott Kazmir | 1-18 |
| sad sacks | CLE@MIA | Bot 5 | Jeff Mathis Strikeout, pitcher Scott Kazmir | 1-20 |
| sad sacks | CLE@MIA | Bot 6 | Nathan Eovaldi Strikeout, pitcher Scott Kazmir | 1-22 |
| sad sacks | CLE@MIA | Bot 6 | Christian Yelich Single, pitcher Scott Kazmir | 1-21 |
| sad sacks | CLE@MIA | Bot 6 | Ed Lucas Strikeout, pitcher Scott Kazmir | 1-23 |
| sad sacks | CLE@MIA | Bot 6 | Giancarlo Stanton Strikeout, pitcher Scott Kazmir | 1-25 |
| Lets go | STL@CIN | Bot 7 | Brandon Phillips Strikeout, pitcher Lance Lynn | 0-25 |
| Lets go | STL@CIN | Bot 7 | Joey Votto Single, pitcher Lance Lynn | 1-25 |
| sad sacks | SF@TB | Bot 1 | Wil Myers 2-Run Home Run, Ben Zobrist scores, pitcher Guillermo Moscoso | 1-33 |
| sad sacks | SF@TB | Bot 5 | Wil Myers Walk, Evan Longoria to 2nd, pitcher Guillermo Moscoso | 1-34 |
| sad sacks | SF@TB | Bot 5 | Evan Longoria 1-Run Single, Sam Fuld scores, pitcher Guillermo Moscoso | 1-36 |
| sad sacks | SF@TB | Bot 7 | Wil Myers Walk, pitcher Sandy Rosario | 1-37 |
| Lets go | HOU@MIN | Top 3 | Jose Altuve Walk, pitcher Mike Pelfrey | 2-37 |
| Lets go | HOU@MIN | Top 3 | Jose Altuve Stolen Base | 4-37 |
| Lets go | HOU@MIN | Top 7 | Jose Altuve Single, pitcher Josh Roenicke | 5-37 |
| Lets go | HOU@MIN | Top 7 | Jose Altuve Stolen Base | 7-37 |
| Lets go | HOU@MIN | Top 9 | Jose Altuve Strikeout, pitcher Glen Perkins | 6-37 |
| sad sacks | TOR@LAA | Top 2 | Adam Lind Strikeout, pitcher C.J. Wilson | 6-36 |
| Lets go | ATL@PHI | Top 1 | Jason Heyward Walk, pitcher Cliff Lee | 7-36 |
| Lets go | ATL@PHI | Top 1 | Chris Johnson 2-Run Single, Freddie Freeman scores, Jason Heyward scores, pitcher Cliff Lee | 9-36 |
| Lets go | ATL@PHI | Top 4 | Jason Heyward 1-Run Single, Melvin Upton scores, pitcher Cliff Lee | 11-36 |
| Lets go | ATL@PHI | Top 4 | Justin Upton 1-Run Double, Jason Heyward scores, pitcher Cliff Lee | 13-36 |
| Lets go | ATL@PHI | Top 9 | Jason Heyward Strikeout, pitcher Jonathan Papelbon | 12-36 |
| | | Bonuses & Miscellaneous | 12-44 |