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Player		Availability
85 Bears
Name		Action
N. Kurtz 1B ATH		Locked
N. Hoerner 2B CHC		Locked
J. Cronenworth 1B/2B/SS SD		Locked
M. Chapman 3B SF		Locked
T. Grisham CF NYY		Locked
J. Soto RF NYM		Locked
R. Laureano OF SD		Locked
C. Santana 1B/DH FA		Locked
L. Arraez 1B/2B/DH FA		Locked
T. Skubal SP DET		Locked
S. Gray SP BOS		Locked
A. Abbott SP CIN		Locked
OUTJ. Berríos SP TOR		Locked
OUTS. Lugo SP KC		Locked
OUTR. Olson SP DET		Locked
OUTL. Ortiz SP CLE		Locked
S. Ohtani DH/SP LAD		Locked
Total 17 / 17

Fuck Joe Biden
OUTS. Murphy C ATL		Locked
X. Edwards 2B/SS MIA		Locked
R. Lewis 3B MIN		Locked
T. Soderstrom 1B/LF ATH		Locked
OUTG. Mitchell CF MIL		Locked
R. Acuña RF ATL		Locked
L. Wade 1B/RF FA		Locked
K. Marte 2B/DH ARI		Locked
G. Lux 2B/LF/DH CIN		Locked
R. Greene LF/CF/DH DET		Locked
H. Brown SP HOU		Locked
OUTM. Gore SP WSH		Locked
C. Ragans SP KC		Locked
C. Bassitt SP FA		Locked
OUTS. Bieber SP TOR		Locked
P. Fairbanks RP MIA		Locked
OUTM. Kopech RP LAD		Locked
Total 17 / 17

home run dummy
M. Olson 1B ATL		Locked
C. Encarnacion-Strand 1B CIN		Locked
A. Rizzo 1B FA		Locked
L. García 2B WSH		Locked
G. Perdomo SS ARI		Locked
W. Abreu RF BOS		Locked
OUTH. Kjerstad LF/RF BAL		Locked
J. Chourio OF MIL		Locked
C. Raleigh C/DH SEA		Locked
OUTY. Alvarez LF/DH HOU		Locked
T. Bibee SP CLE		Locked
OUTY. Kikuchi SP LAA		Locked
OUTC. Burnes SP ARI		Locked
S. Arrighetti SP HOU		Locked
L. Severino SP ATH		Locked
A. Civale SP FA		Locked
P. Hodge RP CHC		Locked
Total 17 / 17

Letâs Get it On Base
OUTT. d'Arnaud C LAA		Locked
OUTA. Riley 3B ATL		Locked
L. Rengifo 2B/3B FA		Locked
OUTT. Edman 2B/3B/CF LAD		Locked
S. Frelick CF/RF MIL		Locked
C. McCormick OF FA		Locked
OUTJ. Burger 1B/DH TEX		Locked
B. Reynolds RF/DH PIT		Locked
B. Rooker RF/DH ATH		Locked
J. Turner 1B/3B/DH FA		Locked
OUTC. Rodón SP NYY		Locked
J. deGrom SP TEX		Locked
R. Pepiot SP TB		Locked
B. Singer SP CIN		Locked
M. Keller SP PIT		Locked
D. Williams RP NYM		Locked
A. Chapman RP BOS		Locked
Total 17 / 17

BasebAll or Nothing
OUTB. Rodgers 2B HOU		Locked
OUTT. Estrada 2B COL		Locked
R. McMahon 3B NYY		Locked
N. Arenado 3B STL		Locked
J. Candelario 3B FA		Locked
D. De Los Santos 3B MIA		Locked
H. Ramos LF SF		Locked
J. Adell CF/RF LAA		Locked
J. Polanco 2B/DH NYM		Locked
OUTJ. Soler RF/DH LAA		Locked
OUTJ. Altuve 2B/LF/DH HOU		Locked
A. Burleson 1B/LF/RF/DH STL		Locked
OUTG. Cole SP NYY		Locked
OUTS. McClanahan SP TB		Locked
OUTJ. Jones SP PIT		Locked
OUTJ. Soriano SP LAA		Locked
R. Helsley RP BAL		Locked
Total 17 / 17

The Bryce is Right
OUTK. Ruiz C WSH		Locked
OUTC. Seager SS TEX		Locked
M. Muncy 3B LAD		Locked
J. Chisholm 2B/3B NYY		Locked
J. Profar LF ATL		Locked
B. Buxton CF MIN		Locked
J. Sánchez OF HOU		Locked
S. Marte DH FA		Locked
V. Pasquantino 1B/DH KC		Locked
G. Stanton RF/DH NYY		Locked
L. Castillo SP SEA		Locked
J. Flaherty SP DET		Locked
K. Senga SP NYM		Locked
M. Boyd SP CHC		Locked
OUTG. Holmes SP ATL		Locked
C. Morton SP FA		Locked
T. Megill RP MIL		Locked
Total 17 / 17

The Pand Lot
B. Harper 1B PHI		Locked
C. Abrams SS WSH		Locked
J. Jung 3B TEX		Locked
E. Clement IF TOR		Locked
M. Melendez LF FA		Locked
B. Doyle CF COL		Locked
OUTL. Butler CF/RF ATH		Locked
D. Crews CF/RF WSH		Locked
J. Outman OF MIN		Locked
R. Jeffers C/DH MIN		Locked
J. Bell 1B/DH MIN		Locked
R. Ray SP SF		Locked
R. Suárez SP FA		Locked
OUTT. Houck SP BOS		Locked
J. Taillon SP CHC		Locked
OUTD. Festa SP MIN		Locked
R. Walker RP SF		Locked
Total 17 / 17

Majorly Based Lads
B. Witt SS KC		Locked
B. Bichette SS FA		Locked
D. Swanson SS CHC		Locked
D. Hamilton 2B/SS BOS		Locked
J. Merrill CF SD		Locked
P. Meadows CF DET		Locked
B. Marsh LF/CF PHI		Locked
K. Manzardo 1B/DH CLE		Locked
OUTP. Smith 1B/DH ARI		Locked
M. Vientos 3B/DH NYM		Locked
C. Keith 1B/2B/3B/DH DET		Locked
Y. Yamamoto SP LAD		Locked
OUTJ. Steele SP CHC		Locked
B. Bello SP BOS		Locked
D. Peterson SP NYM		Locked
E. Díaz RP LAD		Locked
K. Jansen RP DET		Locked
Total 17 / 17

Winning is Contagious
A. Wells C NYY		Locked
X. Bogaerts SS SD		Locked
OUTA. Volpe SS NYY		Locked
A. Giménez 2B/SS TOR		Locked
T. Hernández RF LAD		Locked
V. Robles RF SEA		Locked
OUTW. Contreras C/DH MIL		Locked
H. Goodman C/DH COL		Locked
M. Trout RF/DH LAA		Locked
G. Crochet SP BOS		Locked
T. Glasnow SP LAD		Locked
S. Manaea SP NYM		Locked
A. Griffin SP FA		Locked
OUTJ. Martinez RP ARI		Locked
O. Kerkering RP PHI		Locked
OUTC. Martin RP TEX		Locked
OUTB. Joyce RP LAA		Locked
Total 17 / 17

Who Are These Fucking Guys?
J. Realmuto C FA		Locked
T. Fitzgerald 2B SF		Locked
OUTF. Lindor SS NYM		Locked
A. Bregman 3B FA		Locked
J. Lee CF SF		Locked
J. Lowe RF TB		Locked
J. Fraley RF TB		Locked
J. Noel RF CLE		Locked
J. Martinez DH FA		Locked
J. Ramírez 3B/DH CLE		Locked
K. Tucker RF/DH FA		Locked
B. Ober SP MIN		Locked
B. Miller SP SEA		Locked
OUTB. Francis SP TOR		Locked
M. Wacha SP KC		Locked
J. Duran RP PHI		Locked
R. Nelson P ARI		Locked
Total 17 / 17

Betts Sluts
L. O'Hoppe C LAA		Locked
C. Mullins CF TB		Locked
J. Duran LF/CF BOS		Locked
F. Tatis RF SD		Locked
L. Raley 1B/RF SEA		Locked
N. Marte 3B/RF CIN		Locked
J. Pederson DH TEX		Locked
OUTJ. Winker DH NYM		Locked
J. Aranda 1B/DH TB		Locked
OUTI. Paredes 3B/DH HOU		Locked
OUTS. Perez C/1B/DH KC		Locked
N. Lodolo SP CIN		Locked
OUTS. Schwellenbach SP ATL		Locked
OUTY. Darvish SP SD		Locked
OUTB. Woodruff SP MIL		Locked
OUTE. Clase RP CLE		Locked
C. Smith RP CLE		Locked
Total 17 / 17

Show Me Your Tatis
OUTF. Alvarez C NYM		Locked
OUTC. Wong C BOS		Locked
OUTZ. Neto SS LAA		Locked
OUTM. Garcia 2B/SS/3B KC		Locked
W. Langford LF/CF TEX		Locked
C. Cowser LF/CF BAL		Locked
M. Ozuna DH FA		Locked
M. Wallner RF/DH MIN		Locked
R. O'Hearn 1B/RF/DH PIT		Locked
N. Gorman 2B/3B/DH STL		Locked
Z. Gallen SP FA		Locked
L. Gilbert SP SEA		Locked
S. Imanaga SP CHC		Locked
OUTG. Rodriguez SP LAA		Locked
M. Kelly SP ARI		Locked
J. Verlander SP FA		Locked
L. Weaver RP NYM		Locked
Total 17 / 17

Player		Availability
Hitter and Quitter
Name		Action
P. Bailey C SF		Locked
F. Freeman 1B LAD		Locked
M. Toglia 1B FA		Locked
J. Ortiz SS MIL		Locked
P. Crow-Armstrong CF CHC		Locked
J. Young CF WSH		Locked
N. Castellanos RF PHI		Locked
M. Yoshida DH BOS		Locked
A. Rutschman C/DH BAL		Locked
S. Torkelson 1B/DH DET		Locked
G. Torres 2B/DH DET		Locked
B. Snell SP LAD		Locked
D. Rasmussen SP TB		Locked
R. Suarez RP ATL		Locked
J. Hoffman RP TOR		Locked
J. Romano RP LAA		Locked
OUTS. Halvorsen RP COL		Locked
Total 17 / 17

Mostly filled with yum
N. Lowe 1B FA		Locked
B. Lowe 2B PIT		Locked
W. Adames SS SF		Locked
H. Kim SS ATL		Locked
J. Caminero 3B TB		Locked
M. Conforto LF FA		Locked
OUTL. Thomas CF KC		Locked
Y. Diaz C/DH HOU		Locked
S. Suzuki LF/RF/DH CHC		Locked
C. Sale SP ATL		Locked
S. Alcantara SP MIA		Locked
OUTR. Blanco SP HOU		Locked
OUTM. Meyer SP MIA		Locked
R. Pressly RP FA		Locked
E. Uceta RP TB		Locked
OUTR. Detmers RP LAA		Locked
OUTL. Hendriks RP BOS		Locked
Total 17 / 17

Assteca
N. Schanuel 1B LAA		Locked
L. Acuña 2B NYM		Locked
OUTZ. Gelof 2B ATH		Locked
G. Henderson SS BAL		Locked
OUTM. Winn SS STL		Locked
J. Peña SS HOU		Locked
J. Wilson SS ATH		Locked
K. Hayes 3B CIN		Locked
T. Ward LF BAL		Locked
T. Friedl CF CIN		Locked
J. Walker RF STL		Locked
C. Morel LF/DH MIA		Locked
OUTZ. Wheeler SP PHI		Locked
H. Greene SP CIN		Locked
A. Nola SP PHI		Locked
OUTC. Bradford SP TEX		Locked
OUTF. Bautista RP BAL		Locked
Total 17 / 17

Smalls Killers
B. Naylor C CLE		Locked
M. Betts SS LAD		Locked
E. Tovar SS COL		Locked
S. Kwan LF CLE		Locked
M. Massey 2B/LF KC		Locked
A. García RF PHI		Locked
T. Stephenson C/DH CIN		Locked
J. Wood LF/DH WSH		Locked
J. Westburg 2B/3B/DH BAL		Locked
OUTJ. McNeil 2B/LF/CF/DH ATH		Locked
P. López SP MIN		Locked
L. Gil SP NYY		Locked
OUTZ. Eflin SP BAL		Locked
T. Sugano SP FA		Locked
OUTF. Montas SP NYM		Locked
K. Finnegan RP DET		Locked
OUTJ. Foley RP SF		Locked
Total 17 / 17

Ryu Jays
W. Smith C LAD		Locked
D. Jansen C TEX		Locked
F. Fermin C SD		Locked
R. Arozarena LF SEA		Locked
D. Varsho CF TOR		Locked
C. Rafaela 2B/CF BOS		Locked
H. Kim 2B/SS/CF LAD		Locked
C. Bellinger OF FA		Locked
J. Caballero 2B/SS/3B/LF/RF NYY		Locked
A. Santander RF/DH TOR		Locked
J. India 2B/3B/LF/DH KC		Locked
C. Sánchez SP PHI		Locked
L. Webb SP SF		Locked
D. Cease SP TOR		Locked
S. Baz SP BAL		Locked
C. Holmes SP NYM		Locked
OUTA. Puk RP ARI		Locked
Total 17 / 17

U Down With OBP?
C. Walker 1B HOU		Locked
OUTO. Albies 2B ATL		Locked
B. Nimmo LF TEX		Locked
O. Cruz CF PIT		Locked
S. Langeliers C/DH ATH		Locked
J. Naylor 1B/DH SEA		Locked
Y. Díaz 1B/DH TB		Locked
C. Yelich LF/DH MIL		Locked
A. Hays LF/DH FA		Locked
B. Woo SP SEA		Locked
N. Pivetta SP SD		Locked
J. Springs SP ATH		Locked
B. Pfaadt SP ARI		Locked
OUTN. Cortes SP SD		Locked
OUTD. Herz SP WSH		Locked
C. Doval RP NYY		Locked
J. López RP FA		Locked
Total 17 / 17

Babe Ruthless
P. Alonso 1B BAL		Locked
M. Busch 1B CHC		Locked
S. Horwitz 1B PIT		Locked
B. Turang 2B MIL		Locked
J. Lawlar 3B ARI		Locked
I. Kiner-Falefa 2B/SS/3B FA		Locked
I. Happ LF CHC		Locked
L. Robert CF CWS		Locked
J. Bleday OF CIN		Locked
K. Schwarber DH PHI		Locked
J. Luzardo SP PHI		Locked
T. Bradley SP MIN		Locked
OUTK. Bubic SP KC		Locked
OUTK. Crawford SP BOS		Locked
OUTT. Scott RP LAD		Locked
A. Díaz RP TEX		Locked
C. Faucher RP MIA		Locked
Total 17 / 17

Funky Cold Mussina
J. Bart C PIT		Locked
M. Semien 2B NYM		Locked
J. Holliday 2B BAL		Locked
B. Donovan 2B/LF STL		Locked
M. Harris CF ATL		Locked
L. Campusano C/DH SD		Locked
A. Vaughn 1B/DH MIL		Locked
R. Mountcastle 1B/DH BAL		Locked
J. Domínguez LF/DH NYY		Locked
S. Steer 1B/LF/DH CIN		Locked
T. Larnach LF/RF/DH MIN		Locked
OUTJ. Jobe SP DET		Locked
C. Estévez RP KC		Locked
D. Bednar RP NYY		Locked
R. Iglesias RP ATL		Locked
K. Yates RP LAA		Locked
OUTJ. Adam RP SD		Locked
Total 17 / 17

Joe Buck Yourself
G. Moreno C ARI		Locked
OUTT. Casas 1B BOS		Locked
T. Turner SS PHI		Locked
E. Suárez 3B FA		Locked
J. Rodríguez CF SEA		Locked
C. Carroll RF ARI		Locked
OUTL. Nootbaar OF STL		Locked
D. Moore 1B/2B/3B/RF FA		Locked
OUTI. Herrera C/DH STL		Locked
J. Heim C/DH FA		Locked
M. Fried SP NYY		Locked
K. Gausman SP TOR		Locked
OUTC. Schmidt SP NYY		Locked
M. King SP SD		Locked
D. May SP STL		Locked
K. Harrison SP BOS		Locked
G. Jax RP TB		Locked
Total 17 / 17

Dirty Bunts
P. Goldschmidt 1B FA		Locked
M. McLain 2B CIN		Locked
J. Miranda 3B FA		Locked
C. Norby 3B MIA		Locked
OUTE. Carter CF TEX		Locked
OUTN. Jones OF CLE		Locked
E. Jiménez DH FA		Locked
V. Guerrero 1B/DH TOR		Locked
OUTA. Benintendi LF/DH CWS		Locked
G. Springer OF/DH TOR		Locked
P. Skenes SP PIT		Locked
F. Valdez SP FA		Locked
OUTR. López SP ATL		Locked
G. Williams SP CLE		Locked
R. Weathers SP MIA		Locked
A. Muñoz RP SEA		Locked
T. Myers P MIL		Locked
Total 17 / 17

Lowe Jobs
R. Hoskins 1B FA		Locked
C. Mayo 1B BAL		Locked
B. Stott 2B/SS PHI		Locked
C. Correa SS/3B HOU		Locked
P. DeJong 2B/SS/3B FA		Locked
A. Pages OF LAD		Locked
OUTW. Contreras 1B/DH BOS		Locked
M. Machado 3B/DH SD		Locked
A. Judge RF/DH NYY		Locked
K. Carpenter LF/RF/DH DET		Locked
OUTN. Eovaldi SP TEX		Locked
S. Strider SP ATL		Locked
L. Giolito SP FA		Locked
M. Scherzer SP FA		Locked
K. Rocker SP TEX		Locked
J. Hader RP HOU		Locked
M. Miller RP SD		Locked
Total 17 / 17

RBI’d for Her Pleasure
A. Kirk C TOR		Locked
E. De La Cruz SS CIN		Locked
T. Story SS BOS		Locked
O. Lopez 2B/SS MIA		Locked
A. Bohm 1B/3B PHI		Locked
M. Kepler LF/RF FA		Locked
J. McCarthy OF ARI		Locked
R. Devers 1B/DH SF		Locked
OUTL. Gurriel LF/DH ARI		Locked
T. O'Neill RF/DH BAL		Locked
F. Peralta SP MIL		Locked
J. Ryan SP MIN		Locked
G. Kirby SP SEA		Locked
E. Cabrera SP MIA		Locked
W. Buehler SP FA		Locked
OUTL. Erceg RP KC		Locked
N. Martinez P FA		Locked
Total 17 / 17

85 Bears

Fuck Joe Biden

home run dummy

Letâs Get it On Base

BasebAll or Nothing

The Bryce is Right

The Pand Lot

Majorly Based Lads

Winning is Contagious

Who Are These Fucking Guys?

Betts Sluts

Show Me Your Tatis

Hitter and Quitter

Mostly filled with yum

Assteca

Smalls Killers

Ryu Jays

U Down With OBP?

Babe Ruthless

Funky Cold Mussina

Joe Buck Yourself

Dirty Bunts

Lowe Jobs

RBI’d for Her Pleasure