Fantasy Matchup: Assteca @ Fuck Joe Biden · teehee · MLB

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Team	Coach Rating	M	T	W	T	F	S	S	Total
Week 5 2025 Mon 4/21-Sun 4/27
Assteca (15-8)	87%	10	22	29	21	-1	41	33	155
Fuck Joe Biden (10-13)	73%	41	1	13	29	5	21	35	145
Final Division Game

Team	Game	Time	Description	Score
Assteca	BAL@DET	Top 1	Gunnar Henderson Single, pitcher Tarik Skubal	1-0
Fuck Joe Bi..	BAL@DET	Bot 1	Riley Greene Strikeout, pitcher Dean Kremer	1--1
Assteca	BAL@DET	Top 3	Gunnar Henderson Strikeout, pitcher Tarik Skubal	0--1
Fuck Joe Bi..	BAL@DET	Bot 3	Riley Greene Strikeout, pitcher Dean Kremer	0--2
Assteca	LAA@MIN	Top 9	Taylor Ward Walk, pitcher Justin Topa	1--2
Fuck Joe Bi..	HOU@KC	Bot 1	Jonathan India Single, pitcher Hunter Brown	1--3
Fuck Joe Bi..	HOU@KC	Bot 1	Bobby Witt Strikeout, pitcher Hunter Brown	1--1
Fuck Joe Bi..	HOU@KC	Bot 1	Vinnie Pasquantino Strikeout, pitcher Hunter Brown	1-1
Fuck Joe Bi..	HOU@KC	Bot 2	Salvador Perez Double, pitcher Hunter Brown	1-0
Fuck Joe Bi..	HOU@KC	Bot 2	Michael Massey Out Zach Dezenzo, pitcher Hunter Brown	1-1
Fuck Joe Bi..	HOU@KC	Bot 2	Maikel Garcia Out Chas McCormick, pitcher Hunter Brown	1-2
Fuck Joe Bi..	HOU@KC	Bot 2	Cavan Biggio Strikeout, pitcher Hunter Brown	1-4
Fuck Joe Bi..	HOU@KC	Bot 3	Drew Waters Strikeout, pitcher Hunter Brown	1-6
Fuck Joe Bi..	HOU@KC	Bot 3	Kyle Isbel Single, pitcher Hunter Brown	1-5
Fuck Joe Bi..	HOU@KC	Bot 3	Jonathan India Walk, Kyle Isbel to 2nd, pitcher Hunter Brown	1-4
Fuck Joe Bi..	HOU@KC	Bot 3	Bobby Witt Strikeout, pitcher Hunter Brown	1-6
Fuck Joe Bi..	HOU@KC	Bot 3	Vinnie Pasquantino Strikeout, pitcher Hunter Brown	1-8
Fuck Joe Bi..	HOU@KC	Bot 4	Salvador Perez Out Cam Smith, pitcher Hunter Brown	1-9
Fuck Joe Bi..	HOU@KC	Bot 4	Michael Massey Single, pitcher Hunter Brown	1-8
Fuck Joe Bi..	HOU@KC	Bot 4	Maikel Garcia Strikeout, pitcher Hunter Brown	1-10
Fuck Joe Bi..	HOU@KC	Bot 4	Cavan Biggio Out Christian Walker, Brendan Rodgers, pitcher Hunter Brown	1-11
Assteca	HOU@KC	Top 5	Jeremy Peña 1-Run Single, Chas McCormick scores, pitcher Kris Bubic	3-11
Fuck Joe Bi..	HOU@KC	Bot 5	Drew Waters Strikeout, pitcher Hunter Brown	3-13
Fuck Joe Bi..	HOU@KC	Bot 5	Kyle Isbel Out Christian Walker, Jeremy Peña, pitcher Hunter Brown	3-14
Fuck Joe Bi..	HOU@KC	Bot 5	Jonathan India Single, pitcher Hunter Brown	3-13
Fuck Joe Bi..	HOU@KC	Bot 5	Bobby Witt 1-Run Double, Jonathan India scores, pitcher Hunter Brown	3-12
Fuck Joe Bi..	HOU@KC	Bot 5	Vinnie Pasquantino Out Christian Walker, Brendan Rodgers, pitcher Hunter Brown	3-13
Assteca	HOU@KC	Top 6	Jeremy Peña 2-Run Double, Chas McCormick scores, Zach Dezenzo scores, pitcher Chris Stratton	7-13
Fuck Joe Bi..	HOU@KC	Bot 6	Michael Massey Out Christian Walker, Jeremy Peña, pitcher Hunter Brown	7-14
Fuck Joe Bi..	HOU@KC	Bot 6	Salvador Perez Single, pitcher Hunter Brown	7-13
Fuck Joe Bi..	HOU@KC	Bot 6	Maikel Garcia Strikeout, pitcher Hunter Brown	7-15
Assteca	MIL@STL	Bot 2	Jordan Walker Single, pitcher Jose Quintana	8-15
Assteca	MIL@STL	Bot 7	Masyn Winn Walk, pitcher Grant Anderson	9-15
Assteca	MIL@STL	Bot 8	Jordan Walker Strikeout, pitcher Nick Mears	8-15
Fuck Joe Bi..	CIN@COL	Top 1	Gavin Lux 1-Run Double, Elly De La Cruz scores, pitcher Bradley Blalock	8-18
Fuck Joe Bi..	CIN@COL	Top 1	Noelvi Marte 1-Run Single, Gavin Lux scores, pitcher Bradley Blalock	8-20
Assteca	CIN@COL	Top 5	TJ Friedl Single, Jose Trevino to 3rd, pitcher Bradley Blalock	9-20
Assteca	CIN@COL	Top 5	Elly De La Cruz 1-Run Sacrifice Fly, TJ Friedl scores, pitcher Jimmy Herget	11-20
Fuck Joe Bi..	CIN@COL	Top 5	Gavin Lux Strikeout, pitcher Jimmy Herget	11-19
Assteca	CIN@COL	Top 6	TJ Friedl Walk, pitcher Jimmy Herget	12-19
Fuck Joe Bi..	CIN@COL	Top 7	Gavin Lux Single, pitcher Zach Agnos	12-20
Fuck Joe Bi..	MIA@SEA	Top 9	Xavier Edwards Strikeout, pitcher Andrés Muñoz	12-19
Fuck Joe Bi..	TB@SD	Bot 9	Xander Bogaerts Out Chandler Simpson, pitcher Pete Fairbanks	12-20
Fuck Joe Bi..	TB@SD	Bot 9	Oscar González Out Junior Caminero, pitcher Pete Fairbanks	12-21
Fuck Joe Bi..	TB@SD	Bot 9	Yuli Gurriel Out Jonathan Aranda, Junior Caminero, pitcher Pete Fairbanks	12-22
Assteca	PHI@CHC	Bot 1	Ian Happ Out Johan Rojas, pitcher Aaron Nola	13-22
Assteca	PHI@CHC	Bot 1	Kyle Tucker Out Johan Rojas, pitcher Aaron Nola	14-22
Assteca	PHI@CHC	Bot 1	Seiya Suzuki Strikeout, pitcher Aaron Nola	16-22
Assteca	PHI@CHC	Bot 2	Michael Busch Out Aaron Nola, Bryce Harper, pitcher Aaron Nola	17-22
Assteca	PHI@CHC	Bot 2	Dansby Swanson Strikeout, pitcher Aaron Nola	19-22
Assteca	PHI@CHC	Bot 2	Nico Hoerner Double, pitcher Aaron Nola	18-22
Assteca	PHI@CHC	Bot 2	Pete Crow-Armstrong 1-Run Double, Nico Hoerner scores, pitcher Aaron Nola	17-22
Assteca	PHI@CHC	Bot 2	Miguel Amaya Strikeout, pitcher Aaron Nola	19-22
Assteca	PHI@CHC	Bot 3	Vidal Bruján Out Johan Rojas, pitcher Aaron Nola	20-22
Assteca	PHI@CHC	Bot 3	Ian Happ Strikeout, pitcher Aaron Nola	22-22
Assteca	PHI@CHC	Bot 3	Kyle Tucker Out Bryce Harper, Bryson Stott, pitcher Aaron Nola	23-22
Assteca	PHI@CHC	Bot 4	Seiya Suzuki Strikeout, pitcher Aaron Nola	25-22
Assteca	PHI@CHC	Bot 4	Michael Busch Out Nick Castellanos, pitcher Aaron Nola	26-22
Assteca	PHI@CHC	Bot 4	Dansby Swanson Strikeout, pitcher Aaron Nola	28-22
Assteca	PHI@CHC	Bot 5	Nico Hoerner Out Bryson Stott, pitcher Aaron Nola	29-22
Assteca	PHI@CHC	Bot 5	Pete Crow-Armstrong Out Max Kepler, pitcher Aaron Nola	30-22
Assteca	PHI@CHC	Bot 5	Miguel Amaya Single, pitcher Aaron Nola	29-22
Assteca	PHI@CHC	Bot 5	Vidal Bruján Out Nick Castellanos, pitcher Aaron Nola	30-22
Assteca	PHI@CHC	Bot 6	Ian Happ Out Johan Rojas, pitcher Aaron Nola	31-22
Assteca	PHI@CHC	Bot 6	Kyle Tucker Out Max Kepler, pitcher Aaron Nola	32-22
Assteca	PHI@CHC	Bot 6	Seiya Suzuki Out Alec Bohm, pitcher Aaron Nola	33-22
Assteca	PHI@CHC	Bot 7	Michael Busch Walk, pitcher Aaron Nola	32-22
Assteca	PHI@CHC	Bot 7	Nico Hoerner Out Nick Castellanos, pitcher Aaron Nola	33-22
			Bonuses & Miscellaneous	31-33