Eat Crow · Massholes United · MLB

Player		Sun 8/31			Stats Week 23										Availability
Eat Crow
Name		Opp	FPts		AVG	HR	R	RBI	SB	BB	SO	FPts	Avg			Status
Shea Langeliers C/DH ATH		TEXL 6-9	—		.250	1	3	4	0	1	3	16.5	3.3		Locked	C
Luis Arraez 1B/2B/DH FA		@MINL 2-7	1		.217	0	2	2	1	1	0	13	2.2		Locked	1B
Gleyber Torres 2B/DH DET		@KCW 5-0	3.5		.304	1	3	3	0	5	5	18.5	3.1		Locked	2B
Bo Bichette SS FA		MILW 8-4	0.5		.333	0	2	3	0	2	4	13	2.2		Locked	SS
Vladimir Guerrero 1B/DH TOR		MILW 8-4	4		.087	0	1	5	0	2	6	7	1.2		Locked	3B
Juan Soto RF NYM		MIAL 1-5	2.5		.333	3	8	7	5	7	6	47	6.7		Locked	OF
Fernando Tatis RF SD		@MINL 2-7	-1		.259	1	3	5	1	2	6	21	3.5		Locked	OF
Jackson Merrill CF SD		@MINL 2-7	—									—			Locked	OF
OUTWilliam Contreras C/DH MIL		@TORL 4-8	8.5		.323	3	7	6	0	1	7	31.5	4.5		Locked	DH
OUTLars Nootbaar OF STL		@CINL 4-7	5.5		.250	0	4	0	0	3	4	16	2.3		Locked	UTIL
Total			24.5		.265	9	33	35	7	24	41	183.5	18.4

					IP	BB	SO	W	SV	ERA	WHP	FPts	Avg
Kevin Gausman SP TOR		MILW 8-4	—		7	0	8	0	0	1.29	0.57	23	23		Locked	SP
Zac Gallen SP FA			—		6	3	8	1	0	0.00	0.83	27	27		Locked	SP
Clay Holmes SP NYM		MIAL 1-5	—		5	1	2	0	0	3.60	1.20	7	7		Locked	RP
Devin Williams RP NYM		MIAL 1-5	—		2	0	5	0	0	4.50	1.00	5.5	2.8		Locked	RP
Sonny Gray SP BOS		PITW 5-2	—		7	3	7	0	0	1.29	0.86	15.5	15.5		Locked	P
OUTJosé Berríos SP TOR		MILW 8-4	—									—			Locked	P
Tyler Glasnow SP LAD		ARIW 5-4	—		7	0	6	0	0	3.86	0.57	14	14		Locked	P
Total					34	7	36	1	0	2.12	0.79	92	13.1

Benched
					AVG	HR	R	RBI	SB	BB	SO	FPts	Avg
OUTZack Gelof 2B ATH		TEXL 6-9	1		.182	1	3	4	0	0	13	7.5	1.2		Locked	BN
OUTAnthony Volpe SS NYY		@CWSL 2-3	1.5		.261	1	3	5	1	1	7	18.5	3.1		Locked	BN
Colt Keith 1B/2B/3B/DH DET		@KCW 5-0	3		.208	1	4	2	0	0	8	11	1.8		Locked	BN
Total			5.5		.217	3	10	11	1	1	28	37	12.3

					IP	BB	SO	W	SV	ERA	WHP	FPts	Avg
Zack Littell SP FA			—		7	0	4	0	0	3.86	0.86	17	17		Locked	BN
Stephen Kolek SP KC		DETL 0-5	—		6	0	3	0	0	1.50	0.67	17.5	17.5		Locked	BN
Blake Snell SP LAD		ARIW 5-4	—		5.1	3	8	0	0	5.06	1.31	5	5		Locked	BN
Total					18.1	3	15	0	0	3.44	0.93	39.5	13.2

Injured Reserve
					AVG	HR	R	RBI	SB	BB	SO	FPts	Avg
Jac Caglianone 1B/RF KC		DETL 0-5	—									—			Locked	IL
Dylan Crews CF/RF WSH		TBL 4-7	1.5		.200	0	2	0	2	3	5	11.5	1.9		Locked	IL
Jackson Chourio OF MIL		@TORL 4-8	7.5		.667	1	3	1	0	0	1	14.5	7.2		Locked	IL
Total			9		.345	1	5	1	2	3	6	26	8.7

					IP	BB	SO	W	SV	ERA	WHP	FPts	Avg
Jameson Taillon SP CHC		@COLL 5-6	—									—			Locked	IL

Taxi Squad
					AVG	HR	R	RBI	SB	BB	SO	FPts	Avg
Deyvison De Los Santos 3B MIA		@NYMW 5-1	—									—			Locked	TAXI
Walker Jenkins OF MIN		SDW 7-2	—									—			Locked	TAXI

					IP	BB	SO	W	SV	ERA	WHP	FPts	Avg
Hagen Smith P CWS		NYYW 3-2	—									—			Locked	TAXI

Record

7-13

Points

5,048.5-5,086.5

Waiver Budget

$199

Rank

8

Owner

Last Lineup Change

Mon 9/22/25 4:25 PM

Roster

Illegal

2 C 1-15
3 1B 1-15
4 2B 1-15
2 SS 1-15
1 3B 1-15
1 LF 0-15
2 CF 0-15
3 RF 0-15
6 DH 1-15
9 SP 2-15
1 RP 2-15
17 Start 17 max
4 IL 4 max
3 TAXI 4 max
23 Active 23 max
30 Total 31 max

Keepers

13 Set / 14 Allowed