Fantasy Matchup: HARD HIT BALL % MEANS SHIT!!! @ Greene Eggs and Slam · LEAGUE OF DORKS · MLB

Team	Yet	In	F	Coach Rating	W	T	F	S	S	Total
Week 1 2026 Wed 3/25-Sun 3/29
HARD HIT BALL % MEANS SHIT!!!	8	0	0	100%	-1	84	-	0	0	83
Greene Eggs and Slam	9	0	0	100%	0	161	-	0	0	161
Regular Season Game

HARD HIT BA..												Greene Eggs..
Name	Opp	AVG	HR	R	RBI	SB	Day	Total		Pos		Total	Day	SB	RBI	R	HR	AVG	Opp	Name
Y. Diaz C/DH HOU	LAA8:15 PM						—	-4		C		0	—						@MIA7:10 PM	H. Goodman C/DH COL
N. Kurtz 1B ATH	@TOR7:07 PM						—	0		1B		0	—						@ATL7:15 PM	V. Pasquantino 1B/DH KC
J. Polanco 2B/DH NYM							—	12		2B		30	—						CLE9:45 PM	B. Donovan 2B/LF SEA
Z. Neto SS LAA	@HOU8:15 PM						—	0		SS		37	—						@SD9:40 PM	K. McGonigle SS DET
A. Riley 3B ATL	KC7:15 PM						—	0		3B		14	—							J. Caminero 3B TB
F. Tatis RF SD	DET9:40 PM						—	9		OF		0	—						@TOR7:07 PM	B. Rooker RF/DH ATH
J. Merrill CF SD	DET9:40 PM						—	-11		OF		-1	—						@SD9:40 PM	R. Greene LF/CF/DH DET
S. Langeliers C/DH ATH	@TOR7:07 PM						—	0		UTIL		14	—						ARI10:10 PM	S. Ohtani DH/SP LAD

		IP	SO	W	SV	ERA								ERA	SV	W	SO	IP
L. Gilbert SP SEA	CLE9:45 PM						—	43		SP		—	—							R. Suarez SP BOS
K. Bradish SP BAL							—	—		SP		0	—						@SD9:40 PM	F. Valdez SP DET
C. Horton SP CHC							—	—		SP		78	—							J. Misiorowski SP MIL
S. Imanaga SP CHC							—	—		SP		-11	—							P. Skenes SP PIT
J. Duran RP PHI							—	18		RP		0	—						CLE9:45 PM	A. Muñoz RP SEA
Total							0	83				161	0							Total
Optimum								106				172								Optimum

Benched
		AVG	HR	R	RBI	SB								SB	RBI	R	HR	AVG
C. Seager SS TEX							—	7		BN		0	—						@TOR7:07 PM	J. Wilson SS ATH

		AVG	HR	R	RBI	SB								ERA	SV	W	SO	IP
F. Lindor SS NYM							—	17		BN		0	—						@SD9:40 PM	J. Verlander SP DET
W. Adames SS SF	NYY4:35 PM						—	-1		BN		—	—							M. Gore SP TEX
B. Lee 2B/SS/3B MIN							—	-7		BN		—	—							S. Baz SP BAL

		IP	SO	W	SV	ERA								ERA	SV	W	SO	IP
Z. Littell SP WSH							—	—		BN		—	—							N. McLean SP NYM
Total							0	0				0	0							Total

Injured Reserve
		AVG	HR	R	RBI	SB								SB	RBI	R	HR	AVG
10DK. Stowers OF MIA	COL7:10 PM						—	0		IL
10DJ. Chourio OF MIL							—	—		IL

		IP	SO	W	SV	ERA								ERA	SV	W	SO	IP
15DC. Rodón SP NYY	@SF4:35 PM						—	0		IL