Fantasy Matchup: Human Meat Puppets @ Maybe Next Year · League of Extraordinary Gentlemen

Team	Coach Rating	M	T	W	T	F	S	S	Total
Week 2 2025 Mon 3/31-Sun 4/6
Human Meat Puppets (9-35)	77%	38	74	85	15	34	15	76	337
Maybe Next Year (37-7)	75%	65	46	85	33	53	31	30	343
Final Regular Season Game

Human Meat ..										Maybe Next ..
Name	Opp	AVG	HR	R	RBI	SB	Day	Total	Pos	Total	Day	SB	RBI	R	HR	AVG	Opp	Name
C. Raleigh C/DH SEA	@SFL 4-5	.292	2	4	3	1	10	21	C	4	—	0	0	3	0	.050	CINW 8-2	W. Contreras C/DH MIL
S. Perez C/1B/DH KC	BALW 4-1	.240	1	3	2	0	2	9	1B	13	1	0	1	3	0	.417	@NYML 1-2	A. Roden 1B/LF/RF MIN
O. Albies 2B ATL	MIAPostponed	.238	0	3	2	0	—	10	2B	8	—	0	1	2	0	.375	@WSHL 4-5	10DK. Marte 2B/DH ARI
O. Cruz SS/CF PIT	NYYW 5-4	.273	1	2	2	3	2	18	SS	7	6	0	2	3	0	.190	HOUL 7-9	C. Correa SS/3B HOU
C. Seager SS/DH TEX	TBW 4-3	.125	1	1	1	0	5	5	FLEX	6	-1	0	3	2	1	.143	TBW 4-3	M. Semien 2B TEX
R. Devers 1B/3B/DH SF	STL (2)W 18-7	.455	1	8	7	0	21	33	3B	10	1	0	2	1	0	.250	@NYML 1-2	V. Guerrero 1B/3B/DH TOR
M. Vientos 3B/DH NYM	TORW 2-1	.130	0	1	0	0	1	—	FLEX	-4	-2	0	0	0	0	.125	TORW 2-1	B. Baty 2B/3B NYM
Y. Alvarez LF/DH HOU	@MINW 9-7	.200	1	1	5	0	10	7	LF	7	1	0	0	4	0	.273	@LAAL 2-6	S. Kwan LF CLE
L. Thomas CF/RF CLE	@LAAL 2-6	.125	0	0	2	1	5	2	CF	25	6	0	5	6	3	.280	@WSHL 4-5	C. Carroll CF/RF ARI
A. Santander LF/RF/DH TOR	@NYML 1-2	.190	0	1	0	0	1	6	RF	50	10	2	8	11	3	.391	SDL 7-8	K. Tucker RF/DH FA
J. Chisholm 2B/3B/CF NYY	@PITL 4-5	.154	1	2	3	3	0	9	OF	19	2	1	3	5	1	.310	@MILL 2-8	T. Friedl CF CIN
V. Scott CF/RF STL	@BOS (2)L 7-18	.300	0	4	2	1	1	15	OF	8	0	0	3	3	1	.238	ARIW 5-4	J. Wood LF/DH WSH
J. Heim C/DH TEX	TBW 4-3	.333	0	1	1	1	5	6	UTIL	26	3	0	8	6	2	.360	@PITL 4-5	A. Volpe SS NYY
S. Torkelson 1B/DH DET	CWSW 4-3	.280	1	3	5	0	3	14	UTIL	12	—	0	1	3	1	.389	MIAPostponed	M. Harris CF ATL

		IP	SO	W	SV	ERA						ERA	SV	W	SO	IP
N. Eovaldi SP TEX	TBW 4-3	9	8	1	0	0.00	—	44	SP	-5	—	9.00	0	0	4	3	@CHCW 8-7	N. Pivetta SP SD
D. Cease SP FA		6.1	7	1	0	1.42	—	32	SP	16	—	1.80	0	0	10	5	BALW 4-1	C. Ragans SP KC
C. Mize SP DET	CWSW 4-3	5.2	6	1	0	0.00	—	27	SP	7	—	4.76	0	0	8	5.2	CWSW 4-3	T. Skubal SP DET
G. Whitlock P BOS	STLW 5-4	6	7	0	0	4.50	-1	11	SP	-1	—	6.75	0	0	4	5.1	@SFL 4-5	B. Miller SP SEA
R. Fitts SP BOS	STL (2)W 5-4	0	0	0	0	0.00	—	—	SP	-11	—	15.75	0	0	4	4	@LAAL 2-6	T. Bibee SP CLE
C. Martin RP TEX	TBW 4-3	2.2	3	0	0	0.00	—	9	RP	—	-3	0.00	0	0	1	1.1	@PITL 4-5	D. Williams RP FA
A. Muñoz RP SEA	@SFL 4-5	2	4	0	1	0.00	—	11	RP	32	6	3.18	0	1	10	11.1	@NYML 1-2	B. Francis P TOR
A. Chapman RP BOS	STLW 5-4	2.2	3	1	2	0.00	12	26	P	32	—	1.29	0	1	5	7	HOUL 7-9	P. López SP MIN
J. Duran RP PHI	HOUL 7-9	3	3	0	0	0.00	4	10	P	30	—	0.00	0	1	11	5		M. King SP FA
R. Helsley RP FA	@BOSL 4-5	3	5	0	0	6.00	-7	1	P	30	—	3.00	0	1	8	6	@MINW 9-7	H. Brown SP HOU
C. Doval RP NYY	SEAW 5-4	4	1	1	1	2.25	2	11	P	22	—	0.00	2	0	5	3	@CHCW 8-7	M. Miller RP SD
Total							76	337		343	30							Total
Optimum							93	437		454	66							Optimum

Benched
		AVG	HR	R	RBI	SB						SB	RBI	R	HR	AVG
B. Naylor C CLE	@LAAL 2-6	.182	1	2	1	0	—	6	BN	10	-1	0	2	3	1	.250	STL (2)W 18-7	T. Casas 1B BOS
M. Romero SS BOS	STL (2)W 5-4						—	—	BN	12	8	0	2	6	0	.333	@BOS (2)L 7-18	M. Winn SS STL
M. Muncy 3B LAD	@PHIL 7-8	.312	0	1	2	0	-1	7	BN	—	—						@LAAL 2-6	A. Genao SS CLE
Y. Moncada 3B FA		.214	0	3	2	0	—	9	BN	15	13	1	3	4	0	.296	OAKW 12-5	E. Tovar SS COL
J. Young CF WSH	ARIW 5-4	.000	0	1	0	0	—	-1	BN	—	—						CINW 8-2	L. Pena SS MIL
M. Toglia 1B/RF COL	OAKW 12-5	.167	0	1	0	0	1	-3	BN	—	—						@WSHL 4-5	J. Lawlar SS/3B ARI
J. Adell CF/RF LAA	CLEW 6-2	.158	0	2	4	0	2	7	BN	2	—	0	1	0	0	.143	@DETL 3-4	C. Mead 1B/2B/3B CWS
J. Vogel OF LAD	@PHIL 7-8						—	—	BN	—	—						TBW 4-3	E. Carter LF/CF TEX
C. Condon OF COL	OAKW 12-5						—	—	BN	16	4	2	2	3	1	.320	@BOS (2)L 7-18	J. Walker RF STL
10DM. Yoshida DH BOS	STL (2)W 5-4						—	—	BN	—	4	1	0	1	0	.167	ARIW 5-4	D. Crews CF/RF WSH
J. Burger 1B/3B/DH TEX	TBW 4-3	.087	2	2	5	0	0	8	BN	20	2	2	2	4	0	.346	CINW 8-2	S. Frelick OF MIL
G. Lux 2B/LF/DH CIN	@MILL 2-8	.227	0	0	3	0	-1	5	BN	—	0	0	0	2	0	.125	@WSHL 4-5	G. Moreno C/DH ARI
M. Massey 2B/LF/DH KC	BALW 4-1	.273	0	3	4	0	4	15	BN	-6	-2	0	0	0	0	.077	@KCL 1-4	G. Henderson SS/DH BAL

		AVG	HR	R	RBI	SB						ERA	SV	W	SO	IP
J. Winker LF/RF/DH NYM	TORW 2-1	.286	0	0	3	0	-2	9	BN	-1	—	4.15	0	0	1	4.1	@KCL 1-4	D. Kremer SP BAL
10DN. Gorman 1B/2B/3B/DH STL	@BOS (2)L 4-5	.250	0	1	0	0	—	3	BN	8	—	7.20	0	0	7	5	HOUL 7-9	T. Bradley SP MIN
G. Sheets 1B/LF/RF/DH SD	@CHCW 8-7	.400	0	2	5	0	0	11	BN	11	—	4.50	0	0	8	6	@ATLPostponed	M. Meyer SP MIA

		IP	SO	W	SV	ERA						ERA	SV	W	SO	IP
J. Berríos SP TOR	@NYML 1-2	5.2	8	0	0	3.18	—	14	BN	16	—	6.00	0	1	4	6	@WSHL 4-5	B. Pfaadt SP ARI
M. Keller SP PIT	NYYW 5-4	3.2	4	0	0	17.18	—	-16	BN	—	—						ARIW 5-4	60DD. Herz SP WSH
15DN. Cortes SP SD	@CHCW 8-7	6	6	1	0	0.00	—	34	BN	14	—	3.86	2	0	2	2.1	@NYML 1-2	J. Hoffman RP TOR
J. Ginn SP ATH	@COLL 5-12						—	—	BN	—	—	5.79	0	0	2	4.2		N. Martinez P FA
K. Yates RP LAD	@PHIL 7-8	2.1	4	0	0	7.71	3	3	BN	-14	—	18.00	0	0	1	3		E. Fedde P FA
D. Bednar RP NYY	@PITL 4-5						—	—	BN	6	—	0.00	0	0	4	2.1	CLEW 6-2	R. Detmers P LAA
T. Walker P PHI	LADW 8-7	6	4	1	0	0.00	—	30	BN	—	—						ARIW 5-4	15DC. Cavalli P WSH
L. Sims P ARI	@WSHL 4-5						—	—	BN	—	—						CWSW 4-3	T. Melton P DET

		AVG	HR	R	RBI	SB						ERA	SV	W	SO	IP
									BN	—	—						@TEXL 3-4	60DY. Curet P TB
Total							5	144		109	28							Total

Injured Reserve
		AVG	HR	R	RBI	SB						SB	RBI	R	HR	AVG
10DR. Acuña RF ATL	MIAPostponed						—	—	IL	—	—						HOUL 7-9	10DR. Lewis 3B/DH MIN
10DW. Pérez CF/RF DET	CWSW 4-3						—	—	IL	—	—						NYYW 5-4	10DS. Horwitz 1B/2B/DH PIT

		IP	SO	W	SV	ERA						ERA	SV	W	SO	IP
15DM. Kopech RP LAD	@PHIL 7-8						—	—	IL	—	—						@KCL 1-4	60DK. Bradish SP BAL
									IL	—	—						@PHIL 7-8	60DR. Ryan SP LAD
									IL	—	—						TORW 2-1	60DC. Scott SP NYM

Taxi Squad
		AVG	HR	R	RBI	SB						SB	RBI	R	HR	AVG
D. Cartaya C MIN	HOUL 7-9						—	—	TAXI	—	—						LADW 8-7	J. Caba SS PHI
R. Puason SS ATH	@COLL 5-12						—	—	TAXI	—	—						@CHCW 8-7	L. De Vries SS SD
J. Berry 3B MIA	@ATLPostponed						—	—	TAXI	—	—						TORW 2-1	E. Pena SS NYM
M. Mayer 2B/SS/3B BOS	STL (2)W 5-4						—	—	TAXI	—	—						@TEXL 3-4	C. Simpson SS/LF/CF TB
T. Tawa 1B/2B/LF/CF ARI	@WSHL 4-5	.250	0	1	1	0	-1	3	TAXI	—	—						@TEXL 3-4	T. Gillen OF TB
C. Julks LF/RF FA							—	—	TAXI	—	—						HOUL 7-9	L. Keaschall 2B/DH MIN

		AVG	HR	R	RBI	SB						ERA	SV	W	SO	IP
K. Teel C/DH CWS	@DETL 3-4						—	—	TAXI	—	—						HOUL 7-9	D. Festa SP MIN

		IP	SO	W	SV	ERA						ERA	SV	W	SO	IP
P. Pallette P CWS	@DETL 3-4						—	—	TAXI	—	—						@WSHL 4-5	Y. Díaz SP ARI
W. Gonzalez P BOS	STL (2)W 5-4						—	—	TAXI	—	—						TBW 4-3	A. Rosario P TEX
M. LaCombe P CWS	@DETL 3-4						—	—	TAXI	—	—						@TEXL 3-4	B. Hopkins P TB
Total							5	144		109	28							Total

Week 2 2025 Mon 3/31-Sun 4/6

Benched

Injured Reserve

Taxi Squad