| Team | Game | Time | Description | Score |
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| Mariners | PHI@WSH | Bot 1 | CJ Abrams Out Aaron Nola, Bryce Harper, Luis García to 3rd, pitcher Aaron Nola | 0-1 |
| Derp Dogs | PHI@WSH | Bot 1 | Luis García Single, pitcher Aaron Nola | 0-0 |
| Derp Dogs | PHI@WSH | Bot 1 | Paul DeJong Strikeout, pitcher Aaron Nola | 0-2 |
| Derp Dogs | PHI@WSH | Bot 1 | Daylen Lile Out Trea Turner, pitcher Aaron Nola | 0-3 |
| Derp Dogs | PHI@WSH | Bot 2 | Dylan Crews Strikeout, pitcher Aaron Nola | 0-5 |
| Derp Dogs | PHI@WSH | Bot 2 | José Tena Strikeout, pitcher Aaron Nola | 0-7 |
| Derp Dogs | PHI@WSH | Bot 2 | Drew Millas Out Weston Wilson, pitcher Aaron Nola | 0-8 |
| Derp Dogs | PHI@WSH | Bot 3 | Brady House Strikeout, pitcher Aaron Nola | 0-10 |
| Mariners | PHI@WSH | Bot 3 | CJ Abrams 1-Run Single, Luis García to 2nd, Robert Hassell scores, pitcher Aaron Nola | 2-9 |
| Derp Dogs | PHI@WSH | Bot 3 | Paul DeJong Walk, CJ Abrams to 2nd, Luis García to 3rd, pitcher Aaron Nola | 2-8 |
| Derp Dogs | PHI@WSH | Bot 3 | Daylen Lile 2-Run Single, Paul DeJong to 3rd, CJ Abrams scores, Luis García scores, pitcher Aaron Nola | 4-7 |
| Derp Dogs | PHI@WSH | Bot 3 | Robert Hassell Single, pitcher Aaron Nola | 4-6 |
| Derp Dogs | PHI@WSH | Bot 3 | Luis García Single, Robert Hassell to 3rd, pitcher Aaron Nola | 4-5 |
| Derp Dogs | PHI@WSH | Bot 3 | Dylan Crews 2-Run Double, Daylen Lile scores, Paul DeJong scores, pitcher Aaron Nola | 4-4 |
| Derp Dogs | PHI@WSH | Bot 3 | José Tena 1-Run Double, Dylan Crews scores, pitcher Aaron Nola | 4-3 |
| Mariners | PHI@WSH | Bot 4 | CJ Abrams Single, pitcher Tanner Banks | 5-3 |
| Mariners | PHI@WSH | Bot 6 | CJ Abrams Strikeout, pitcher Matt Strahm | 4-3 |
| Mariners | PHI@WSH | Bot 9 | CJ Abrams Double, Luis García to 3rd, pitcher Max Lazar | 6-3 |
| Mariners | PHI@WSH | Bot 9 | Paul DeJong 3-Run Home Run, CJ Abrams scores, Luis García scores, pitcher Max Lazar | 8-3 |
| Mariners | ATL@CLE | Bot 1 | Steven Kwan Strikeout, pitcher Erick Fedde | 7-3 |
| Derp Dogs | ATL@CLE | Top 2 | Michael Harris Single, pitcher Logan Allen | 7-4 |
| Derp Dogs | ATL@CLE | Top 2 | Nacho Alvarez 1-Run Out, Ozzie Albies to 3rd, Michael Harris scores, pitcher Logan Allen | 7-6 |
| Derp Dogs | ATL@CLE | Top 3 | Michael Harris Strikeout, pitcher Logan Allen | 7-5 |
| Mariners | ATL@CLE | Bot 3 | Steven Kwan Single, pitcher Erick Fedde | 8-5 |
| Mariners | ATL@CLE | Bot 3 | Kyle Manzardo 1-Run Sacrifice Fly, Steven Kwan scores, pitcher Erick Fedde | 10-5 |
| Mariners | ATL@CLE | Bot 4 | Steven Kwan Single, Nolan Jones to 2nd, pitcher Erick Fedde | 11-5 |
| Mariners | ATL@CLE | Bot 4 | Daniel Schneemann 2-Run Triple, Steven Kwan scores, Nolan Jones scores, pitcher Erick Fedde | 13-5 |
| Derp Dogs | ATL@CLE | Top 7 | Michael Harris Strikeout, pitcher Tim Herrin | 13-4 |
| Mariners | ATL@CLE | Bot 9 | Bo Naylor Single, pitcher Raisel Iglesias | 12-4 |
| Mariners | ATL@CLE | Bot 9 | Brayan Rocchio Strikeout, pitcher Raisel Iglesias | 14-4 |
| Mariners | ATL@CLE | Bot 9 | Gabriel Arias Out Jurickson Profar, pitcher Raisel Iglesias | 15-4 |
| Mariners | ATL@CLE | Bot 9 | Nolan Jones Strikeout, pitcher Raisel Iglesias | 17-4 |
| Derp Dogs | BAL@HOU | Bot 2 | Yainer Diaz Single, pitcher Dean Kremer | 17-5 |
| Derp Dogs | BAL@HOU | Bot 4 | Yainer Diaz Strikeout, pitcher Dean Kremer | 17-4 |
| Derp Dogs | BAL@HOU | Top 5 | Adley Rutschman Strikeout, pitcher Steven Okert | 17-3 |
| Derp Dogs | BAL@HOU | Top 7 | Adley Rutschman 1-Run Out Kaleb Ort, Mauricio Dubón, Gunnar Henderson to 2nd, Jordan Westburg to 3rd, Jackson Holliday scores, pitcher Kaleb Ort | 17-4 |
| Derp Dogs | BAL@HOU | Bot 7 | Yainer Diaz Strikeout, pitcher Dean Kremer | 17-3 |
| Derp Dogs | BAL@HOU | Top 8 | Adley Rutschman 1-Run Single, Gunnar Henderson to 2nd, Jordan Westburg to 3rd, Jackson Holliday scores, pitcher Jordan Weems | 17-5 |
| Derp Dogs | BAL@HOU | Bot 9 | Yainer Diaz Single, Ramón Urías to 3rd, pitcher Corbin Martin | 17-6 |
| Derp Dogs | NYY@STL | Top 5 | Aaron Judge Walk, pitcher Miles Mikolas | 17-7 |
| Derp Dogs | NYY@STL | Top 7 | Aaron Judge Single, Trent Grisham to 3rd, pitcher Riley O'Brien | 17-8 |
| Derp Dogs | NYY@STL | Top 7 | Cody Bellinger 1-Run Sacrifice Fly, Aaron Judge to 2nd, Trent Grisham scores, pitcher Riley O'Brien | 17-9 |
| Derp Dogs | NYY@STL | Top 9 | Aaron Judge Walk, Anthony Volpe to 2nd, pitcher JoJo Romero | 17-10 |
| Derp Dogs | NYY@STL | Top 9 | Cody Bellinger 2-Run Single, Aaron Judge to 3rd, Anthony Volpe scores, José Caballero scores, pitcher JoJo Romero | 17-13 |
| Derp Dogs | NYY@STL | Top 9 | Jazz Chisholm 1-Run Out, Aaron Judge scores, pitcher JoJo Romero | 17-15 |
| Mariners | ARI@COL | Bot 2 | Brenton Doyle Strikeout, pitcher Nabil Crismatt | 16-15 |
| Mariners | ARI@COL | Bot 5 | Brenton Doyle Walk, pitcher Nabil Crismatt | 17-15 |
| Mariners | ARI@COL | Bot 5 | Orlando Arcia 1-Run Single, Brenton Doyle scores, pitcher Nabil Crismatt | 19-15 |
| Mariners | ARI@COL | Bot 7 | Brenton Doyle Strikeout, pitcher Jake Woodford | 18-15 |
| Derp Dogs | TB@SF | Bot 1 | Rafael Devers Strikeout, pitcher Ryan Pepiot | 18-14 |
| Derp Dogs | TB@SF | Bot 6 | Rafael Devers Single, Heliot Ramos to 2nd, pitcher Ryan Pepiot | 18-15 |
| Derp Dogs | TB@SF | Bot 6 | Dominic Smith 3-Run Single, Willy Adames scores, Rafael Devers scores, Heliot Ramos scores, pitcher Ryan Pepiot | 18-17 |
| Derp Dogs | TB@SF | Bot 7 | Rafael Devers Single, pitcher Mason Englert | 18-18 |
| Mariners | SD@LAD | Top 1 | Jackson Merrill Strikeout, pitcher Tyler Glasnow | 17-18 |
| Mariners | SD@LAD | Bot 1 | Shohei Ohtani Single, pitcher Yu Darvish | 18-18 |
| Mariners | SD@LAD | Bot 1 | Freddie Freeman 3-Run Home Run, Mookie Betts scores, Shohei Ohtani scores, pitcher Yu Darvish | 20-18 |
| Mariners | SD@LAD | Top 4 | Jackson Merrill Strikeout, pitcher Tyler Glasnow | 19-18 |
| Mariners | SD@LAD | Bot 5 | Shohei Ohtani Strikeout, pitcher Jason Adam | 18-18 |
| | | Bonuses & Miscellaneous | 23-6 |