| Team | Game | Time | Description | Score |
|---|
| Mariners | PHI@WSH | Bot 1 | CJ Abrams Out Alec Bohm, pitcher Aaron Nola | 1-0 |
| Derp Dogs | MIL@NYY | Bot 1 | Aaron Judge 2-Run Home Run, Paul Goldschmidt scores, pitcher Aaron Civale | 9-0 |
| Derp Dogs | PHI@WSH | Bot 1 | James Wood Out Brandon Marsh, pitcher Aaron Nola | 10-0 |
| Derp Dogs | PHI@WSH | Bot 1 | Luis García Strikeout, pitcher Aaron Nola | 12-0 |
| Derp Dogs | PHI@WSH | Bot 2 | Keibert Ruiz Out Nick Castellanos, pitcher Aaron Nola | 13-0 |
| Derp Dogs | PHI@WSH | Bot 2 | Nathaniel Lowe Strikeout, pitcher Aaron Nola | 15-0 |
| Derp Dogs | PHI@WSH | Bot 2 | Josh Bell Strikeout, pitcher Aaron Nola | 17-0 |
| Derp Dogs | PHI@WSH | Bot 3 | Paul DeJong Single, pitcher Aaron Nola | 16-0 |
| Derp Dogs | PHI@WSH | Bot 3 | Dylan Crews Strikeout, pitcher Aaron Nola | 18-0 |
| Derp Dogs | PHI@WSH | Bot 3 | Jacob Young Sacrifice Hit, Paul DeJong to 2nd, pitcher Aaron Nola | 19-0 |
| Mariners | PHI@WSH | Bot 3 | CJ Abrams Strikeout, pitcher Aaron Nola | 21--1 |
| Derp Dogs | MIL@NYY | Bot 3 | Aaron Judge Walk, pitcher Aaron Civale | 22--1 |
| Derp Dogs | MIL@NYY | Bot 3 | Jazz Chisholm 2-Run Home Run, Aaron Judge scores, pitcher Aaron Civale | 24--1 |
| Derp Dogs | PHI@WSH | Bot 4 | James Wood Strikeout, pitcher Aaron Nola | 26--1 |
| Derp Dogs | PHI@WSH | Bot 4 | Luis García Out Bryce Harper, Bryson Stott, pitcher Aaron Nola | 27--1 |
| Derp Dogs | PHI@WSH | Bot 4 | Nathaniel Lowe Single, Keibert Ruiz to 2nd, pitcher Aaron Nola | 26--1 |
| Derp Dogs | PHI@WSH | Bot 4 | Josh Bell 3-Run Home Run, Nathaniel Lowe scores, Keibert Ruiz scores, pitcher Aaron Nola | 25--1 |
| Derp Dogs | PHI@WSH | Bot 4 | Paul DeJong Double, pitcher Aaron Nola | 24--1 |
| Derp Dogs | PHI@WSH | Bot 4 | Dylan Crews Strikeout, pitcher Aaron Nola | 26--1 |
| Derp Dogs | PHI@WSH | Bot 5 | Jacob Young Out Bryce Harper, Alec Bohm, pitcher Aaron Nola | 27--1 |
| Mariners | PHI@WSH | Bot 5 | CJ Abrams Out Bryce Harper, pitcher Aaron Nola | 28--1 |
| Derp Dogs | PHI@WSH | Bot 5 | James Wood Strikeout, pitcher Aaron Nola | 30--1 |
| Derp Dogs | MIL@NYY | Bot 6 | Aaron Judge Walk, pitcher Tyler Alexander | 31--1 |
| Derp Dogs | PHI@WSH | Bot 6 | Luis García Out Johan Rojas, pitcher Aaron Nola | 32--1 |
| Derp Dogs | PHI@WSH | Bot 6 | Keibert Ruiz Single, pitcher Aaron Nola | 31--1 |
| Derp Dogs | PHI@WSH | Bot 6 | Nathaniel Lowe 2-Run Home Run, Keibert Ruiz scores, pitcher Aaron Nola | 30--1 |
| Derp Dogs | MIL@NYY | Bot 7 | Cody Bellinger 1-Run Sacrifice Fly, Oswaldo Cabrera scores, pitcher Joel Payamps | 31--1 |
| Derp Dogs | MIL@NYY | Bot 7 | Aaron Judge Walk, Paul Goldschmidt to 2nd, pitcher Joel Payamps | 32--1 |
| Derp Dogs | MIL@NYY | Bot 7 | Jazz Chisholm 3-Run Home Run, Aaron Judge scores, Paul Goldschmidt scores, pitcher Joel Payamps | 34--1 |
| Derp Dogs | BAL@TOR | Top 3 | Adley Rutschman Strikeout, pitcher Chris Bassitt | 33--1 |
| Derp Dogs | BAL@TOR | Top 5 | Adley Rutschman Single, pitcher Chris Bassitt | 34--1 |
| Mariners | COL@TB | Top 6 | Brenton Doyle Single, Tyler Freeman to 2nd, pitcher Taj Bradley | 34-0 |
| Mariners | PIT@MIA | Top 9 | Oneil Cruz Strikeout, pitcher Anthony Bender | 34--1 |
| Mariners | CLE@KC | Top 1 | Steven Kwan Single, pitcher Michael Wacha | 34-0 |
| Mariners | CLE@KC | Top 3 | Steven Kwan Single, pitcher Michael Wacha | 34-1 |
| Mariners | CLE@KC | Top 5 | Steven Kwan Single, pitcher Sam Long | 34-2 |
| Mariners | CLE@KC | Top 5 | Kyle Manzardo 2-Run Home Run, Steven Kwan scores, pitcher Sam Long | 34-4 |
| Mariners | CLE@KC | Top 6 | Steven Kwan 1-Run Out, Daniel Schneemann scores, pitcher Chris Stratton | 34-5 |
| Derp Dogs | CLE@KC | Bot 9 | Freddy Fermin Out Carlos Santana, Daniel Schneemann, pitcher Emmanuel Clase | 35-5 |
| Derp Dogs | CLE@KC | Bot 9 | Cavan Biggio Out Lane Thomas, pitcher Emmanuel Clase | 36-5 |
| Derp Dogs | CLE@KC | Bot 9 | Bobby Witt Strikeout, pitcher Emmanuel Clase | 38-5 |
| Derp Dogs | BOS@TEX | Top 5 | Rafael Devers Strikeout, pitcher Jacob deGrom | 37-5 |
| Derp Dogs | BOS@TEX | Bot 6 | Adolis García 1-Run Home Run, pitcher Richard Fitts | 44-5 |
| Derp Dogs | BOS@TEX | Top 7 | Rafael Devers Strikeout, pitcher Robert Garcia | 43-5 |
| Derp Dogs | BOS@TEX | Top 9 | Rafael Devers Walk, pitcher Luke Jackson | 44-5 |
| Mariners | CHC@ARI | Bot 1 | Ketel Marte Strikeout, pitcher Matthew Boyd | 44-4 |
| Mariners | CHC@ARI | Bot 3 | Ketel Marte Single, pitcher Matthew Boyd | 44-5 |
| Mariners | CHC@ARI | Bot 5 | Ketel Marte Walk, pitcher Matthew Boyd | 44-6 |
| Mariners | CHC@ARI | Bot 7 | Ketel Marte Walk, pitcher Nate Pearson | 44-7 |
| Mariners | CHC@ARI | Bot 7 | Gabriel Moreno 1-Run Single, Lourdes Gurriel to 2nd, Ketel Marte scores, pitcher Nate Pearson | 44-9 |
| Derp Dogs | ATL@SD | Top 2 | Michael Harris Strikeout, pitcher Nick Pivetta | 43-9 |
| Mariners | ATL@SD | Bot 7 | Jackson Merrill 1-Run Double, Fernando Tatis scores, pitcher José Suarez | 43-12 |
| | | Bonuses & Miscellaneous | 30-12 |