gets

• Pete Crow-Armstrong

  CF CHC
  (rank: 4-24-3)
• Corbin Carroll

  RF ARI
  (rank: 3-19-3)

Conductor of the Poop Train

gets

• OUTMaikel Garcia

  2B/SS/3B KC
  (rank: 1-44-4)
• Aaron Judge

  RF/DH NYY
  (rank: 1-2-1)

Turds

gets

• Eugenio Suárez

  3B FA
  (rank: 4-27-8)
• Ryan Pepiot

  SP TB
  (rank: 33-127-47)

gets

• Tyler Soderstrom

  1B/LF ATH
  (rank: 12-65-11)
• Jacob deGrom

  SP TEX
  (rank: 23-78-12)

gets

• Pete Alonso

  1B BAL
  (rank: 1-13-3)
• Junior Caminero

  3B TB
  (rank: 2-17-2)
• Casey Mize

  SP DET
  (rank: 50-187-75)

DemJets2431

gets

• Jarren Duran

  LF/CF BOS
  (rank: 7-49-8)
• Rafael Devers

  1B/DH SF
  (rank: 2-21-6)
• Max Fried

  SP NYY
  (rank: 6-15-15)

DemJets2431

gets

• Bryce Harper

  1B PHI
  (rank: 15-95-4)
• Jacob Wilson

  SS ATH
  (rank: 21-134-16)
• Chase Burns

  SP CIN
  (rank: 232-728-49)

gets

• Heliot Ramos

  LF SF
  (rank: 19-91-25)
• Roman Anthony

  LF/RF/DH BOS
  (rank: 73-476-5)
• Paul Skenes

  SP PIT
  (rank: 10-28-3)

CHESS NOT CHECKERS ♟️ 🔥

gets

• Andy Pages

  OF LAD
  (rank: 16-71-17)
• Mike Trout

  RF/DH LAA
  (rank: 30-210-22)
• OUTJosé Soriano

  SP LAA
  (rank: 37-140-74)

gets

• Marcell Ozuna

  DH FA
  (rank: 51-185-55)
• Kyle Tucker

  RF/DH LAD
  (rank: 10-70-6)
• Shane Smith

  SP CWS
  (rank: 75-267-83)