Thu 11/15/12 5:40 PM20 Comments

Dr. James Andrew was astonished to find that Adrian Peterson's knee had as much wear and tear as a "newborn baby" when he operated on the freakish tailback late last December. "I can't believe it," Andrews told Peterson's parents. "For this guy to have played as much football as he's played his whole life, and not to have hardly any wear and tear, it's incredible. I've never seen a football player, especially one who runs and cuts as much as he does, with a knee in that condition." Peterson gives the doctor credit, but insists he's just different -- "my family and genetics. Just how my body is built." Rotoworld's Pat Daugherty suggests Peterson's knees are made of rare metals found on a comet that crashed to Earth in a Norwegian forest.

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DfenderAC1 Thu 11/15/12 6:23 PM

this is the awesomest news fleaflicker has ever posted

pdougherty Thu 11/15/12 6:25 PM

hell yea hhaaha

beelly Thu 11/15/12 6:29 PM

AGREED

ImaDoobieDude Thu 11/15/12 7:03 PM

Yeah I was laughed at when I took him in the 2nd rd who's laughing now

TheGuru26 Fri 11/16/12 12:18 PM

u took him 2nd I got him 4th rd last pick in a 12 team format I didn't wanna let him drop that far but in 12 teams u gotta strike on a player when he's available I had to take Aj green in the 3rd along with victor cruz as my previous

ImaDoobieDude Fri 11/16/12 1:16 PM

because im in a keeper league I kept mccoy in the 1st and Aj in the 10th rd I still dont feel I reached

ImaDoobieDude Fri 11/16/12 1:17 PM

Btw im in 1st place

Jtaurus72 Fri 11/16/12 10:40 PM

so was I bro so was I ..... I laughin now in 1st place with most points !!! :)

HungJury Thu 11/15/12 7:16 PM

Hilarious, however it does beg the question of how many newborns this doctor is doing knee surgeries on.

Daver-Hill Thu 11/15/12 8:15 PM

excellent point my friend!!!

Bull_Durham Fri 11/16/12 6:53 AM

I see newborns every day getting knee injuries running out of the hospital.

Somebody has to fix em!!