Drafts · Kate's Breasts · NHL

Pick	Player	Team
Round 1
1.1 ^#1	Steven Stamkos C/LW NSH	Lexi Will Be My First Kiss
1.2 ^#2	Sidney Crosby C PIT	Rusty Trombones
1.3 ^#3	Alex Ovechkin LW WSH	Puck Rad
1.4 ^#4	Ryan Getzlaf C FA	Luke's temporary team
1.5 ^#5	Evgeni Malkin C PIT	Puck
1.6 ^#6	John Tavares C TOR	Puck that Bitch
1.7 ^#7	Corey Perry RW LA	I'll BRUIN YOUR PUSSY
1.8 ^#8	Claude Giroux C/RW OTT	Black Ice

Round 2
2.1 ^#9	Tuukka Rask G FA	Black Ice
2.2 ^#10	Carey Price G FA	I'll BRUIN YOUR PUSSY
2.3 ^#11	Henrik Lundqvist G FA	Puck that Bitch