I apologize to my millions of fans for my absence these past few weeks. I was busy completing an Ironman whilst studying for the Mensa exam. During my training and study breaks, I pondered a topic I wrote about last year that I coined #AllBenchRB. I submitted my analysis to the Mensa Board, who instantly admitted me upon receipt. Their official letter cited the fragility at the running back position and the brilliance of holding a bench full of RBs to capitalize on opportunity and mitigate risk.[...]