Drafts · Crash Test Dummies

Pick	Player	Team
Round 1
1.1 ^#1	Andre Johnson WR FA	Insane Bengals Fan
1.2 ^#2	Ray Rice RB FA	RED DEVILS
1.3 ^#3	Chris Johnson RB FA	Shazaam
1.4 ^#4	Arian Foster RB FA	Bitch Puddin'
1.5 ^#5	Calvin Johnson WR FA	No F'in Clue
1.6 ^#6	Ben Roethlisberger QB FA	The Streak
1.7 ^#7	Jamaal Charles RB FA	Six Schlitzes
1.8 ^#8	Darren McFadden RB FA	Brees Nuts
1.9 ^#9	LeSean McCoy RB FA	i will love him squeeze him and call him george
1.10 ^#10	Eli Manning QB FA	Sloppy Jalopies

Round 2
2.1 ^#11	Frank Gore RB FA	Sloppy Jalopies
2.2 ^#12	Larry Fitzgerald WR FA	i will love him squeeze him and call him george
2.3 ^#13	Jerod Mayo LB FA	Brees Nuts
2.4 ^#14	Hakeem Nicks WR FA	Six Schlitzes
2.5 ^#15	Patrick Willis LB FA	The Streak
2.6 ^#16	Julius Peppers EDR FA	No F'in Clue
2.7 ^#17	Justin Tuck EDR FA	Bitch Puddin'
2.8 ^#18	Vincent Jackson WR FA	Shazaam
2.9 ^#19	Mike Wallace WR FA	RED DEVILS
2.10 ^#20	Tony Romo QB FA	Insane Bengals Fan

Round 3
3.1 ^#21	Paul Posluszny LB FA	Insane Bengals Fan
3.2 ^#22	Antonio Gates TE FA	RED DEVILS
3.3 ^#23	LeGarrette Blount RB FA	Shazaam
3.4 ^#24	Ahmad Bradshaw RB FA	Bitch Puddin'
3.5 ^#25	Jahvid Best RB FA	No F'in Clue
3.6 ^#26	Jermichael Finley TE FA	The Streak
3.7 ^#27	Cedric Benson RB FA	Six Schlitzes
3.8 ^#28	Felix Jones RB FA	Brees Nuts
3.9 ^#29	Dallas Clark TE FA	i will love him squeeze him and call him george
3.10 ^#30	Jason Witten TE FA	Sloppy Jalopies

Round 4
4.1 ^#31	Ray Lewis LB FA	Sloppy Jalopies
4.2 ^#32	Stephen Tulloch LB FA	i will love him squeeze him and call him george
4.3 ^#33	Eric Berry S FA	Brees Nuts
4.4 ^#34	Lawrence Timmons LB FA	Six Schlitzes
4.5 ^#35	Josh Freeman QB FA	The Streak
4.6 ^#36	Joe Flacco QB CIN	No F'in Clue
4.7 ^#37	Sam Bradford QB FA	Bitch Puddin'
4.8 ^#38	Jared Allen EDR/IL FA	Shazaam
4.9 ^#39	James Laurinaitis LB FA	RED DEVILS
4.10 ^#40	Vernon Davis TE FA	Insane Bengals Fan

Round 5
5.1 ^#41	Rashard Mendenhall RB FA	Insane Bengals Fan
5.2 ^#42	Matt Forte RB FA	RED DEVILS
5.3 ^#43	Chad Greenway LB FA	Shazaam
5.4 ^#44	Curtis Lofton LB FA	Bitch Puddin'
5.5 ^#45	Tyvon Branch S FA	No F'in Clue
5.6 ^#46	Peyton Hillis RB FA	The Streak
5.7 ^#47	Trent Cole LB FA	Six Schlitzes
5.8 ^#48	Jay Cutler QB FA	Brees Nuts
5.9 ^#49	T.J. Ward S FA	i will love him squeeze him and call him george
5.10 ^#50	Ndamukong Suh IL FA	Sloppy Jalopies

Round 6
6.1 ^#51	Josh Brown K FA	Sloppy Jalopies
6.2 ^#52	Shonn Greene RB FA	i will love him squeeze him and call him george
6.3 ^#53	Owen Daniels TE FA	Brees Nuts
6.4 ^#54	Zach Miller TE FA	Six Schlitzes
6.5 ^#55	Yeremiah Bell S FA	The Streak
6.6 ^#56	Derrick Johnson LB FA	No F'in Clue
6.7 ^#57	Patrick Chung S FA	Bitch Puddin'
6.8 ^#58	Quintin Mikell DB FA	Shazaam
6.9 ^#59	John Abraham LB FA	RED DEVILS
6.10 ^#60	Michael Griffin S FA	Insane Bengals Fan

Round 7
7.1 ^#61	Charles Johnson EDR FA	Insane Bengals Fan
7.2 ^#62	Bernard Pollard S FA	RED DEVILS
7.3 ^#63	Jimmy Graham TE FA	Shazaam
7.4 ^#64	Kellen Winslow TE FA	Bitch Puddin'
7.5 ^#65	Rob Gronkowski TE FA	No F'in Clue
7.6 ^#66	Jason Babin LB FA	The Streak
7.7 ^#67	Donte Whitner S FA	Six Schlitzes
7.8 ^#68	Stephen Gostkowski K FA	Brees Nuts
7.9 ^#69	Neil Rackers K FA	i will love him squeeze him and call him george
7.10 ^#70	Carson Palmer QB FA	Sloppy Jalopies

Round 8
8.1 ^#71	Sebastian Janikowski K FA	Sloppy Jalopies
8.2 ^#72	Matthew Stafford QB LAR	i will love him squeeze him and call him george
8.3 ^#73	Ray Edwards EDR FA	Brees Nuts
8.4 ^#74	Kevin Kolb QB FA	Six Schlitzes
8.5 ^#75	Matt Bryant K FA	The Streak
8.6 ^#76	Nate Kaeding K FA	No F'in Clue
8.7 ^#77	Mason Crosby K FA	Bitch Puddin'
8.8 ^#78	Mark Sanchez QB FA	Shazaam
8.9 ^#79	Peyton Manning QB FA	RED DEVILS
8.10 ^#80	Donovan McNabb QB FA	Insane Bengals Fan

Round 9
9.1 ^#81	Dan Carpenter K FA	Insane Bengals Fan
9.2 ^#82	Matt Prater K BUF	RED DEVILS
9.3 ^#83	Rob Bironas K FA	Shazaam
9.4 ^#84	Josh Scobee K FA	Six Schlitzes
9.5 ^#85	Jason Pierre-Paul EDR FA	i will love him squeeze him and call him george

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