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Isaac TeSlaa
WR DET (8)

Los eme
drafted
Isaac TeSlaa
3.5 #37. Sat 8/16/25 7:11 PM

Woody Marks
RB HOU (6)

Los Kaiju
drafted
Woody Marks
3.4 #36. Sat 8/16/25 6:58 PM

Efton Chism
WR NE (14)

El Desguabinator is Rebuilding
drafted
Efton Chism
3.3 #35. Sat 8/16/25 6:46 PM

Commish

El Desguabinator is Rebuilding
has executed a trade. Sat 8/16/25 6:39 PM

2025 3rd round pick

El Desguabinator is Rebuilding
traded for 2025 3rd round pick. Sat 8/16/25 6:39 PM

Rico Dowdle
RB CAR (14)

Mark Ingram's Big Truss Convention
traded for
Rico Dowdle
. Sat 8/16/25 6:39 PM

IRZach Ertz
TE WAS (12)

Mark Ingram's Big Truss Convention
traded for
Zach Ertz
. Sat 8/16/25 6:39 PM

DeAndre Hopkins
WR BAL (7)

Mark Ingram's Big Truss Convention
traded for
DeAndre Hopkins
. Sat 8/16/25 6:39 PM

Shedeur Sanders
QB CLE (9)

Sanders Spectaculars
drafted
Shedeur Sanders
3.2 #34. Sat 8/16/25 5:18 PM

OUTPat Bryant
WR DEN (12)

Sanders Spectaculars
cut
Pat Bryant
. Sat 8/16/25 5:18 PM

OUTPat Bryant
WR DEN (12)

Sanders Spectaculars
drafted
Pat Bryant
3.2 #34 (using Commish Powers). Sat 8/16/25 4:16 PM

Terrance Ferguson
TE LAR (8)

Jean T. Velázquez
drafted
Terrance Ferguson
3.1 #33. Fri 8/15/25 7:11 PM

DJ Giddens
RB IND (11)

The Birdman
drafted
DJ Giddens
2.16 #32. Fri 8/15/25 7:07 PM

Jalen Royals
WR KC (10)

Not Ideal
drafted
Jalen Royals
2.15 #31. Fri 8/15/25 6:20 PM

OUTT.J. Hockenson
TE MIN (6)

Banana's
put
T.J. Hockenson
on the trading block. Fri 8/15/25 4:37 PM

QJavonte Williams
RB DAL (10)

Banana's
removed
Javonte Williams
from the trading block. Fri 8/15/25 4:37 PM