Surrounded by Assholes

Player	Week 13		Rank	Fantasy				Availability
Surrounded by Assholes
Name	Opp	FPts	2025	Last 1	Last 3	Last 5	Season		Status
Jalen Hurts QB PHI (9)	CHIL 15-24	85	14	35↓	70	56	82.8 1,325 Total	Locked	QB
De'Von Achane RB MIA (12)	NOW 21-17	209	7	124	130.33	147.4	152 2,432 Total	Locked	RB
Kenneth Walker RB KC (8)	MINW 26-0	75	19	147↑	160.67	105.2	94.7 1,610 Total	Locked	RB
George Pickens WR DAL (10)	KCW 31-28	90	5	0↓	85	63	99.1 1,685 Total	Locked	WR
Khalil Shakir WR BUF (7)	@PITW 26-7	0	34	55	50	34	50.9 815 Total	Locked	WR
Rashee Rice WR KC (10)	@DALL 28-31	125	43	65↓	73.33	89	92.2 738 Total	Locked	WR
Travis Kelce TE KC (10)	@DALL 28-31	79	3	16↓	21.33↓	43.2	89.5 1,522 Total	Locked	TE
Jake Ferguson TE DAL (10)	KCW 31-28	53	12	0↓	10.33↓	33.4	67.2 1,142 Total	Locked	RB/WR/TE
Cairo Santos K CHI (5)	@PHIW 24-15	55	15	65↓	95	83	92.5 1,295 Total	Locked	K
Marcus Jones CB NE (14)	NYGW 33-15	80	5	45↓	25↓	52	80 1,360 Total	Locked	DB
Jordan Battle S CIN (10)	@BALW 32-14	110	3	15↓	46.67	75	85.9 1,460 Total	Locked	DB/DL/LB
Antoine Winfield S TB (9)	ARIW 20-17	120	29	35↓	40	62	65.6 1,115 Total	Locked	DB
Alex Singleton LB DEN (12)	@WASW 27-26	110	19	95	73.33	76	88.1 1,410 Total	Locked	LB
Drake Thomas LB SEA (8)	MINW 26-0	82	25	130↑	100	86	80.7 1,372 Total	Locked	LB
Cody Simon LB ARI (8)	@TBL 17-20	85	67	80↑	102.33↑	81.4	53 742 Total	Locked	LB
Rashan Gary LB DAL (5)	@DETW 31-24	10	27	10↓	13.33↓	16↓	49.8 797 Total	Locked	DL

Benched
Aaron Rodgers QB FA (5)	BUFL 7-26	0	15	130↑	90	96	82.2 1,315 Total	Locked	BN
Jacory Croskey-Merritt RB WAS (12)	DENL 26-27	26	30	26↓	85.67	84.6	64.9 1,104 Total	Locked	BN
Aaron Jones RB MIN (6)	@SEAL 0-26	0	40	85	86	69.8	71.7 860 Total	Locked	BN
Tre Tucker WR LV (8)	@LACL 14-31	20	39	30↓	41	28.6	45.5 773 Total	Locked	BN
DJ Moore WR BUF (5)	@PHIW 24-15	23	42	10↓	46	43.6	43.6 742 Total	Locked	BN
Christian Kirk WR SF (6)	@INDW 20-16	0	127	0↓	10	6	17.5 210 Total	Locked	BN
Jeffery Simmons DT TEN (10)	JACL 3-25	110	1	50↓	96.67	120.4	88.3 1,324 Total	Locked	BN
Dee Winters LB SF (14)	@CLEW 26-8	70	39	10↓	65	67	66.8 1,135 Total	Locked	BN
Ronnie Harrison LB MIA (5)	@NYJL 24-27	5	103	10↓	8.33↓	11↓	36.1 325 Total	Locked	BN

Injured Reserve
Fred Warner LB SF (14)	@CLEW 26-8	—	77	5↓	68.33	99	96.7 580 Total	Locked	IR

Record

7-7

Points

17,838-17,769

Waiver Priority

8th

Rank

Owner

Porterhouse

Last Lineup Change

Sun 12/14/25 8:11 PM

Roster

Illegal

2 QB 1-3
4 RB 2-5
6 WR 3-6
2 TE 1-3
1 K 1-3
1 CB 0-4
2 S 0-4
0 DE 0-3
1 DT 0-3
6 LB 3-6
16 Start 16 max
1 IR 2 max
25 Active 25 max
26 Total 27 max

Keepers

4 Set / 4 Allowed

Benched

Injured Reserve